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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:21:36 PM EDT
[#1]
Prepare yourself for kidnapping and sexual assault charges.
Unless you're really rich. Then it's apparently OK. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:22:35 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Left hand = choke Right hand = fist Sounds like jerking off. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:22:53 PM EDT
[#3]
Does she own any motels? Or is that the wrong kind of Indian?
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:22:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The phrase you're struggling to find is "she's married." Tou m'f'n che'! |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:23:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:24:04 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's not quite divorced, horse chick and has two kids. Kill me now. LoL |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:24:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She's not quite divorced, horse chick and has two kids. Kill me now. Ask her is she would like to be blindfolded and what’s her safe word. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:25:00 PM EDT
[#8]
Dear Penthouse...
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:25:25 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Does she own any motels? Or is that the wrong kind of Indian? Wrong kind. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:26:55 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some teenage Indians are stunning. None of them make it through their thirties in that condition, though. Heather Locklear is Lumbee Tribe. She's doin' ok for 60. But you have catch her when she's not in rehab. 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:30:08 PM EDT
[#11]
And last night I had to make myself cum after u go telling me u had made your self cum. Hmm
Text from her. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:30:45 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Heather Locklear is Lumbee Tribe. She's doin' ok for 60. But you have catch her when she's not in rehab. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fradaronline.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F11%2Fheather-locklear-staying-treatment-thanksgiving-maybe-christmas-pp.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 Yikes! I like older women and a lot. I also always found Locklear hot. But Jesus she looks like a potato with eyelashes there. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:31:20 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She wants it in her pooper. +1 Deep anal. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:31:57 PM EDT
[#14]
OP is trolling, Gay or a pussy.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:32:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And last night I had to make myself cum after u go telling me u had made your self cum. Hmm Text from her.  Dinah-Moe Humm She's got a spot that makes her hot, but you ain't been to it! |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:32:32 PM EDT
[#16]
Get a burner phone and bang her like crazy until she starts acting a bit off, then hide.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:37:32 PM EDT
[#17]
She lives .14 miles away.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:37:41 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's not quite divorced, horse chick and has two kids. Kill me now. WTF. You knew all this and still agreed to date her?? Or you just found out? Either way, you know what you should be doing. Eject. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:37:45 PM EDT
[#19]
You better hurry up and fuck her before that hairline of hers recedes any further.
I guess the upside is a bigger facial target. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:39:25 PM EDT
[#20]
OP found the one woman out of a hundred that isn't hard to read...
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:40:00 PM EDT
[#21]
So has she smoked your peace pipe yet?
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:40:12 PM EDT
[#22]
Might lose a kidney but could be worth it?
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:40:50 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She lives .14 miles away. You let her know where you live? 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:41:57 PM EDT
[#24]
Good luck. She just needs to be in healthcare and you hit the jackpot
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:42:18 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And last night I had to make myself cum after u go telling me u had made your self cum. Hmm Text from her. *Facepalm* Sigh. So you're "sexting" her too? Does this continue to get worse?? |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:42:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She wants it in her pooper. Only if she's been briefed on and understands her safewords and is properly restrained. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:43:28 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryMount up ! 'Over the Mountains Of the Moon, Down the Valley of the Shadow, Ride, boldly ride,' The shade replied, 'If you seek for Eldorado!' |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:43:32 PM EDT
[#28]
I've known her for a couple years but we were both married. Now we're not, mostly.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:43:49 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She wants it in her pooper. Or she wants to tie you up and siiypapp....sorry op |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:45:13 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You let her know where you live? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She lives .14 miles away. You let her know where you live? OP lives 250 yards away from this chick? Lmao. Dudes gonna have a boiled bunny in spring....if he’s still alive or not on the hook for CS |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:45:32 PM EDT
[#31]
You got your ass whipped, didn't you, OP?
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:46:19 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She lives .14 miles away. She’s your neighbor? What could go wrong? Most native women around my area are alcoholics and druggies. They look like it too. The pic you posted looks like she takes care of herself. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:46:43 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She lives .14 miles away. Holy shit. Yeah, that's a huge nope from me. Red flags everywhere... You deserve whatever you get OP. No matter how bad, you will have fully earned it. If she doesn't know where you live yet, DO NOT tell her. And you'll just have to pray she doesn't look you up online... |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:47:02 PM EDT
[#34]
Better check behind the pillows and under the couch cushions for a strap-on...or you're gonna get pegged.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:47:17 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She lives .14 miles away. Tepee in the backyard? Or TP for her bunghole? |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:48:05 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Step 1: tie her up. Step 2: SIIHPAPP. Step 3: profit? Step 4: Watch Mandolorian on Disney+ without paying for it and without listening to her gush about baby Yoda cause she's got a ball gag in her mouth? Kharn |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:48:33 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP found the one woman out of a hundred that isn't hard to read... I really did. It's awesome. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:48:38 PM EDT
[#38]
Your next post better begin with.....
"Dear Penthouse," |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:54:02 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She lives .14 miles away. Well at least the police won't have to drive very far when it all goes wrong. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 2:59:50 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's not quite divorced, horse chick and has two kids. Kill me now |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:03:11 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd take a consent for sex form and make her fill it out first. 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:03:21 PM EDT
[#42]
It is time to Fo like you have never fo'ed before.
Does she have huge tracts of land, do you have any reservations about posting pictures of said tracks..? |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:03:47 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've known her for a couple years but we were both married. Now we're not, mostly. Mostly. 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:04:04 PM EDT
[#44]
Ask her if she's seen it. If she says yes, tell her to give you head while you watch it for the first time.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:04:59 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And last night I had to make myself cum after u go telling me u had made your self cum. Hmm Text from her. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:05:46 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Show her this cartoon and let us know what she said. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206275/d72aa1f3-111f-4aca-a7fc-c37fdc7bb748_jpg-1785169.JPG I literally spit my drink out at this 
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:09:16 PM EDT
[#47]
Hint: She invited the neighbor dude as well
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:14:49 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ratchet your game up a notch. Fuck her on a smallpox blanket. This is the wrongest thing I’ve seen in a while and I snorted laughing. Bravo Mech. Bravo. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:15:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2021 3:16:32 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Someone is getting tied up  Failed To Load Title |
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