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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:05:15 AM EDT
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So way in the future, there’s gonna be this super cool history teacher who asks his students if they’ve ever heard of Sherman.  

A kid will respond, “Sherman and his March to Atl?”

Teacher: “No!  Sherman and the meme wars.”
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:05:49 AM EDT
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Noice
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:11:43 AM EDT
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In on one
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:12:43 AM EDT
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Gas prices here are already going up. Right around $2.50/gallon. It has never been above $2.29 for a long time
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*cries in 12mpg


Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:13:31 AM EDT
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Lemme tell you something.  We:

Run guns
Sell sluts
Bang drugs
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This exactly.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:13:57 AM EDT
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Fax?  Who uses fax machines anymore.  It's all email these days, baby.
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One can not simply email a breakfast.

A fax machine is required to fax someone breakfast.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:14:14 AM EDT
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Have you ever tried to email pancakes? It doesn't work. Fax machine is the correct way.
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See???
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:14:20 AM EDT
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My septic tank is full.


Does that count?
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sure
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:15:12 AM EDT
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Can it be weaponized?
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Methane + fire = boom?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:15:52 AM EDT
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Lemme tell you something.  We:

Run guns
Sell sluts
Bang drugs
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Bang Guns.
Sell Sluts.
Run Drugs.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:16:20 AM EDT
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Bang Guns.
Sell Sluts.
Run Drugs.
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This works also
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:16:35 AM EDT
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James Hetfield and the News - "Hip to Be the Sandman"
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:16:55 AM EDT
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Sausage, eggs, and toast for breakfast?

Maybe some coffee.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:17:19 AM EDT
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Maybe I'll be a super slut today and get to 9k.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:17:36 AM EDT
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Not like I have anything better to do. No work so that's nice.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:17:52 AM EDT
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Doubtful
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:18:10 AM EDT
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:18:53 AM EDT
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Can it be weaponized?
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Anything can be weaponized.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:21:01 AM EDT
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Maybe I'll be a super slut today and get to 9k.
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Good Luck.

We're all counting on you.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:21:24 AM EDT
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In on one
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‘Mornin
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:22:17 AM EDT
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Bang Guns.
Sell Sluts.
Run Drugs.
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Lemme tell you something.  We:

Run guns
Sell sluts
Bang drugs

Bang Guns.
Sell Sluts.
Run Drugs.

This too
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:22:41 AM EDT
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Doubtful
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I doubt I'll hit it
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:22:46 AM EDT
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Maybe I'll be a super slut today and get to 9k.
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You slut it up real nice today
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:22:58 AM EDT
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Good Luck.

We're all counting on you.
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I hope not cause I'll probably fail
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:23:12 AM EDT
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'Mornin
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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:23:33 AM EDT
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You slut it up real nice today
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I'll do my best but no promises
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:23:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:24:05 AM EDT
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Posts per day is up to 2.85 now
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:24:33 AM EDT
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That looks like a damn good time
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:30:06 AM EDT
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Sausage links are the play. How should I cook my eggs?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:30:47 AM EDT
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Much like !!
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:31:13 AM EDT
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Posts per day is up to 2.85 now
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I remember when I was there, my young apprentice
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:31:29 AM EDT
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Sausage links are the play. How should I cook my eggs?
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Scrambied
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:32:17 AM EDT
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I remember when I was there, my young apprentice
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it used to be like .8
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:32:35 AM EDT
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Scrambied
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That's a strong possibility
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:33:06 AM EDT
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Although in don't have milk or cream for my scrambled eggs I do have cream cheese though.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:36:40 AM EDT
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Whip them with a fork and call it good.


Holy shit Gordon Ramsey
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:37:16 AM EDT
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Cowbell Ramsey
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:37:27 AM EDT
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Whip them with a fork and call it good.


Holy shit Gordon Ramsey
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I do that anyway.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:38:22 AM EDT
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Whip them with a fork and call it good.

Holy shit Gordon Ramsey
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It's not rocket surgery
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:41:44 AM EDT
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It's Monday morning bud, we just trying to build a turd here
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:54:23 AM EDT
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Slow day in here
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:54:40 AM EDT
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it used to be like .8
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I remember when I was there, my young apprentice

it used to be like .8

Dec of ‘19 I had 1,500 posts.  
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:55:56 AM EDT
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Dec of '19 I had 1,500 posts.  
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That's a lot of posts
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:56:12 AM EDT
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Having today off is nice.
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Although in don't have milk or cream for my scrambled eggs I do have cream cheese though.
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Water works.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:57:07 AM EDT
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One can not simply email a breakfast.

A fax machine is required to fax someone breakfast.
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This guy knows
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:57:08 AM EDT
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I do that anyway.
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Whip them with a fork and call it good.


Holy shit Gordon Ramsey

I do that anyway.

Salt n peppa
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:57:35 AM EDT
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It's not rocket surgery
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Whip them with a fork and call it good.


Holy shit Gordon Ramsey



It's not rocket surgery

No, it’s food.  far more serious
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 11:57:49 AM EDT
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Water works.
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No. No one puts water in scrambled eggs.
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