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Posted: 1/15/2021 6:28:35 PM EDT

[#1]

TOSS IT BACK TO THE BLVD!

Posted: 1/15/2021 6:30:55 PM EDT

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had a chick that wanted to sleep in a bit, sent an uber gift card while I was getting ready.. that did not go well

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Posted: 1/15/2021 6:34:35 PM EDT

[#3]

If they're not happy with the STD you gave them...

Posted: 1/15/2021 6:37:59 PM EDT

[#4]

But she took the bag, now didn't she! LOL.

...if you believe the story and the pic...she could just be trying to get clicks/attention.

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:00:54 PM EDT

[#5]

The guy is all class, I love it...

Major Problem solved.
He has tactfully motivated her to get dressed and leave.

My go to move was to take forever washing my balls in the bathroom, I'd leave my towel in the bedroom.

If she was still in the bed when I came out of the bathroom to get the towel, I would go take a shower.

They would almost always be dressed and sitting in my living room when I got out of the shower...

With this, I could just hand her a bag... I like it, problem solved...

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:04:37 PM EDT

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I don't see a problem.

The homeless chicks I bang have all been very grateful.

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And remember you can drop them off any where-no need for speedy Uber ??

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:06:24 PM EDT

[#7]

@tombr0
@SBR_Slut

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:14:24 PM EDT

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Pop Tarts and a bus pass.

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Redbull and a Plan B?

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:15:17 PM EDT

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The note should say "You will be well reviewed in my pleasure journal"

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but what if he/she won't be well reviewed?

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:17:06 PM EDT

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I used to keep bags with travel sized tooth paste/brush ,mouth wash, deodorant, contact case and solution, etc in them. I always sent them home with the girl the next morning.

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:17:28 PM EDT

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I used to keep bags with travel sized tooth paste/brush ,mouth wash, deodorant, contact case and solution, etc in them. I always sent them home with the girl the next morning.

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Posted: 1/15/2021 7:19:44 PM EDT

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I used to keep bags with travel sized tooth paste/brush ,mouth wash, deodorant, contact case and solution, etc in them. I always sent them home with the girl the next morning.

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I used to collect the toothbrushes and toothpaste from international flights, which generally came in an airline bag for this.

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:22:07 PM EDT

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It is classy to save yourself for marriage

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Honestly wish I had.

My wife did.

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:28:46 PM EDT

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Shit like this is why I am glad to be married.

I don't want to be out shopping and slumming on the island of misfit toys.

At least it was the good Doritos.

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:30:36 PM EDT

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Day after pill, antibiotics, and a single .38 round?

?

Posted: 1/15/2021 7:31:10 PM EDT

[#16]

"Hey, do my dishes!"
~ Andrew Dice Clay

Posted: 1/15/2021 9:11:29 PM EDT

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Banging MILFs is the best. They don't have time for your shit, they don't want to cuddle since they have to be up for work early in the morning,, and they send you home with a smile on your face and a Capri sun.

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Yup. Had one actually say "thanks for doing me".

Posted: 1/15/2021 9:12:59 PM EDT

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And they say chivalry is dead.

Posted: 1/15/2021 9:16:44 PM EDT

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A ho by another name is still a ho....

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Why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?

Posted: 1/15/2021 9:17:50 PM EDT

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Yup. Had one actually say "thanks for doing me".

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Posted: 1/15/2021 11:15:36 PM EDT

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I'm thinking that maybe a box full of a variety of different goodies and trinkets would be cool. You could let them pick out what treasures they want and you could limit the amount of items they get to pick based on performance.

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:26:56 PM EDT

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I'm thinking that maybe a box full of a variety of different goodies and trinkets would be cool. You could let them pick out what treasures they want and you could limit the amount of items they get to pick based on performance.

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You can pick 3 things from the bottom shelf, 2 from the middle shelf, or 1 from the top shelf.

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:36:49 PM EDT

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Carnival prizes

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You can pick 3 things from the bottom shelf, 2 from the middle shelf, or 1 from the top shelf.

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Posted: 1/16/2021 12:39:08 AM EDT

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You can pick 3 things from the bottom shelf, 2 from the middle shelf, or 1 from the top shelf.

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If she did anal, she can pick two from the top shelf...

Posted: 1/16/2021 11:29:37 AM EDT

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Day after pill, antibiotics, and a single .38 round?

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Posted: 1/16/2021 11:37:04 AM EDT

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Hilarious that people actually believe this stupid shit. I mean, look at that bag. You think a man put that bullshit together??

Posted: 1/16/2021 11:38:38 AM EDT

[#27]

Uber gift card

Posted: 1/16/2021 11:40:14 AM EDT

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I find it best to present them with the used condoms in a Ball canning jar full of rubbing alcohol as a memento of our time together.

But not just any Ball jar, the fancy blue or green ornamental ones, much classier.

And once I finish editing, I always send them the video.

Usually include a couple 8X10 glossies, too.

Boy are they surprised!

Posted: 1/16/2021 11:41:55 AM EDT

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It is classy to save yourself for marriage

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Posted: 1/16/2021 11:45:05 AM EDT

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Only a simp would pack her a sandwich for the road. A real man would tell her to make herself one on the way out.

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LOL, no.

The world's version of a "real man" would have not done that deed at his own house. And he would just leave when he's done, not stay the night and wake up next to her, etc.

Posted: 1/16/2021 11:47:11 AM EDT

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So, not a pic from his car seat I'm betting.

Posted: 1/16/2021 11:53:11 AM EDT

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A ho by another name is still a ho....

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Should have been the first post because you nailed it!

Posted: 1/16/2021 12:04:36 PM EDT

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Classy would be having a selection of Doritos and bottled teas and letting her choose her own items. Maybe an After Eight dinner mint as well.

Posted: 1/16/2021 12:08:24 PM EDT

[#34]

No valtrex?

Cheap bastard.

Posted: 1/16/2021 12:08:41 PM EDT

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Hilarious that people actually believe this stupid shit. I mean, look at that bag. You think a man put that bullshit together??

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She very well could be lying for clout. But as some other posters mentioned, Derek Jeter started the trend of send-off bags so it isn't like it has never been done before.

Posted: 1/16/2021 12:09:53 PM EDT

[#36]

Bitch sure took the bag tho didn’t she LMFAO

Posted: 1/16/2021 12:10:17 PM EDT

[#37]

Plan B and a penicillin script would probably be more useful

Posted: 1/16/2021 12:31:14 PM EDT

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I already gave you the D, what else could you want?

Posted: 1/16/2021 12:39:29 PM EDT

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LOL, no.

The world's version of a "real man" would have not done that deed at his own house. And he would just leave when he's done, not stay the night and wake up next to her, etc.

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Only a simp would pack her a sandwich for the road. A real man would tell her to make herself one on the way out.

LOL, no.

The world's version of a "real man" would have not done that deed at his own house. And he would just leave when he's done, not stay the night and wake up next to her, etc.

Neither sound like a "real man" to me.

Posted: 1/16/2021 12:53:35 PM EDT

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Fucker is lucky he wasn't the victim of a stabbing. One of those stabbings where they find 1,793 knife wounds on the corpse. Holy shit, that's the kind of thing that would produce pure, unrestrained chick rage.

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my ex took a hammer and beat the SHIT out of her second husband's motorcycle he had restored. Beat every metal surface just to fucking death. He got a restraining order out on her after that. Loopy cunt.