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Posted: 1/14/2021 4:50:56 AM EDT

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I had dealings with a guy who’s last name is Eggroll.

Posted: 1/14/2021 4:58:29 AM EDT

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There is a guy at my company who I'm guessing is from Thailand his legal name is "Porntape".

Posted: 1/14/2021 5:37:19 AM EDT

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Harry Anusziewski - was listed as a Walmart manager on a receipt.

Posted: 1/14/2021 5:59:23 AM EDT

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Spoke to a woman over the phone and he name was Enola Gay. Supposedly her father was on the crew.

Posted: 1/14/2021 6:20:28 AM EDT

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When I was a kid my stepdad repossessed a car from a guy named
Precious Peter

Posted: 1/14/2021 6:28:30 AM EDT

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Gay Spiderman.

Posted: 1/14/2021 6:29:05 AM EDT

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pediatrician Dr. Suck J. Bonk

Posted: 1/14/2021 6:34:42 AM EDT

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Met a cute little waitress the other day whose name was Martini I said oh like the rifle she looked confused then got really excited to find she might be named after something other than a drink LOL she even looked it up on the Internet.

Posted: 1/14/2021 6:40:14 AM EDT

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At one place I worked we with Chinese vendor who had a rep named Jet Wing.

Posted: 1/14/2021 6:49:54 AM EDT

[#10]

Three that come to mind:

Candy Cain
Mary Christmas
Pajama

Posted: 1/14/2021 6:59:01 AM EDT

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Clitisha

Posted: 1/14/2021 7:14:52 AM EDT

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You made me remember another one. I never met the guy, but a co-worker used to make fun of him: Richard Skinner.

Of course, in conversation he was derided as "Dick Skinner."

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Richard Head

You made me remember another one. I never met the guy, but a co-worker used to make fun of him: Richard Skinner.

Of course, in conversation he was derided as "Dick Skinner."

Had a guy on my B-52 crew back in the ‘80’s... Richard Holder. Yes, he always said ‘call me Dick’.

Posted: 1/14/2021 7:15:33 AM EDT

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Merry Christmas
and a coworker named his kid Tarzan

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It’s not me!

Posted: 1/14/2021 7:20:59 AM EDT

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Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello.

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My sister was a school teacher in GA. She did have a student named O’ranJelo. No shit on the name - She showed me his school registration paperwork. Kid didn’t have a brother though.

Posted: 1/14/2021 7:27:14 AM EDT

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Susan

She went by Sue. Her last name is Beru.

I have one customer who's first and last name is exactly the same. Same as his father. And it's not a common name either.
It would be like walking around with a name like, for example....... Kieth Kieth.

Posted: 1/14/2021 7:29:58 AM EDT

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No last names, but first names...

Gunner
General

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My dad was Judge General. Named after relatives... one was a Judge and the other had been a General. I guess after 8 kids you start running out of names.

Posted: 1/14/2021 7:33:17 AM EDT

[#17]

First or last name ?

I've seen last names long as 30 characters
Basically 3 or 6 words put together

Monicacruzsisinarioreberto-mark-thonpson the II

Christiniahaliey-jenifer

The names you see running credit cards all day

The hoter they are the harder their names are

Posted: 1/14/2021 7:47:40 AM EDT

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Went to school with a girl named Honeydew Mellon

My family has had some weird first/middle name combos way back when... Grover Cleveland, and George Washington. It's about 50/50 whether they were super patriotic, or whether they were extremely illiterate hillfolk, and those were some of the only names they saw spelled in print.

Posted: 1/14/2021 8:00:34 AM EDT

[#19]

last name was STOOLFIRE

Posted: 1/14/2021 8:51:43 AM EDT

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In my furniture delivery days there was a Female’.

Posted: 1/14/2021 11:01:43 AM EDT

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Back in the day when Delta Machinery was owned by Rockwell, the VP sales manager was George George George. First, last and middle name.

Posted: 1/14/2021 11:02:02 AM EDT

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I knew a big, body builder guy in the Navy named Thor. I can't remember his last name. I also knew a black First Class Petty Officer named Roc Dawg Hudson.

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I used to work with a guy named Thor. His parents were heavily into genealogy and were proud of their Viking heritage.

Posted: 1/14/2021 11:05:34 AM EDT

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Forgot one...a urologist i saw a few years back. Dr. Cox.

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When I was about six years old I had a urethra issue and went to a urologist named Dr. Dickey. I had forgotten about that one.

Posted: 1/14/2021 11:11:00 AM EDT

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I have met, Miss Shitavius Shower.

In case anyone is thinking I am making that this up.

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/offenderSearch/detail.aspx?Page=Detail&DCNumber=U59899&TypeSearch=AI

Posted: 1/14/2021 11:45:18 AM EDT

[#25]

My doctor wanted to send me to a specialist named Dr. Di. I told him to pick another specialist.

Posted: 1/14/2021 3:29:25 PM EDT

[#26]

Just remembered another one - the principal at my elementary school was Robert Roberts.

Posted: 1/14/2021 3:30:48 PM EDT

[#27]

Barbie Dahl

Topanga

Posted: 1/14/2021 3:32:28 PM EDT

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I had surgery a few years ago and my anesthesiologist was named Dr. Frost.

Posted: 1/14/2021 3:33:23 PM EDT

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My wife worked with a guy years ago whose name was Rocky Mountain. It turned out that he had a brother called Smokey, and a sister called Candy.

Yep, some parents with the last name Mountain actually called their daughter Candy.

Posted: 1/14/2021 3:45:45 PM EDT

[#30]

Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad

Posted: 1/14/2021 4:38:51 PM EDT

[#31]

Two classmates got married, her first name was Aida, his last name was Weiner.

She used her middle name until they got divorced.

Posted: 1/14/2021 8:19:39 PM EDT

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Knew a girl first name was Pepsi.

Also my buddies kid goes to school with a Notorious.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck

Posted: 1/14/2021 8:57:04 PM EDT

[#33]

Female (I shit you not the first name of this person was female)

Grand champion

Starqueesha

Being in LE was fun

Posted: 1/14/2021 8:59:34 PM EDT

[#34]

Dick Gozinya

Posted: 1/14/2021 9:05:32 PM EDT

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D'rail

Posted: 1/14/2021 9:26:35 PM EDT

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Ranka Diklic

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:03:50 AM EDT

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Dick Trickle

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Sad suicide.
Was it because he became too old to NASCAR and didn't know what to do with his life?

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:10:15 AM EDT

[#38]

Gordon Hiscock and his wife Edith.

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:13:58 AM EDT

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Dick Gozinya

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That one's fake. I was using Peter Gozinya as a fake "credit" on joke emails and whatnot since I was knee-high to a grasshopper.

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:17:07 AM EDT

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I remember Adolf Hitler's birthday cake, but didn't realize CPS was involved after they heard about it.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-parents-who-named-child-adolf-hitler-lose-custody-of-newborn

Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sisters Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell were removed from the custody of Heath and Deborah Campbell by the Division of Youth and Family Services (DYFS) in January 2009. The young children have been in foster care since.

According to the report, Deborah Campbell said the doctor who delivered Hons called DYFS, and officials accompanied by police officers arrived at the hospital to take the newborn into custody about 17 hours after his birth.

The couple claimed DYFS officials gave no reason for taking the baby and had no court order to do so.

"It's basically a kidnapping, but they use different terms," said Heath Campbell.

A panel of three appellate judges ruled in August 2010 that the DYFS was correct in removing the three children from the Campbells' custody because Heath Campbell was "a risk of harm to his children" and Deborah Campbell's "denials of her husband's history of violence also made her a risk of harm to the children," according to The Star-Ledger.

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:41:44 AM EDT

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A senior NASA scientist pleaded guilty on Jan. 13 to lying about his ties to a Chinese-backed program designed to harvest talents from the West and transfer intellectual property to China, the Justice Department announced.

Meyya Meyyappan, 66, joined NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) in 1996 and has been the chief scientist for exploration technology at NASA's Ames Research Center in California's Silicon Valley since 2006.

He was charged with one count of making false statements and could face a maximum five-year prison sentence and up to $250,000 fine if convicted, according to a Justice Department press release. The court hearing is scheduled for June 16.

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:45:20 AM EDT

[#42]

Rob Robert
Robert Roberts
Richard Baker

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:52:29 AM EDT

[#43]

Kavan.
people miss pronounce it and he's been called Kay-von.
It's like Kevin...but Ka pronounced like cat.

Posted: 1/15/2021 11:57:53 AM EDT

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Jesus come up with something original at least.

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Yeah, like m~ :#er Nothing be silent.

My wife's second cousin's hairdresser had a friend who knew a guy that worked with the daughter of nurse who had a patient that had a sister whose dog's veterinarian's brother knew a transitioning trans woman named m~ :#er

True story.