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Posted: 12/27/2020 3:54:06 PM EDT

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20 simps ooof

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I know right! It actually found 20 folks to waller around in its sea of cellulose folds...

Posted: 12/27/2020 3:56:40 PM EDT

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I think that's its gender.

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What the hell does 3 ( cat emoji) 17 ( rooster head emoji) mean ?

I think that's its gender.

It ate 3 pussies and 17 cocks yesterday

Posted: 12/27/2020 3:56:43 PM EDT

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I was told that the extreme climate of Alaska kept the losers away.

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That one happens to be well insulated.

Posted: 12/27/2020 3:59:24 PM EDT

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I think that's its gender.

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What the hell does 3 ( cat emoji) 17 ( rooster head emoji) mean ?

I think that's its gender.

They had 3 pussys and 17 cocks.

Posted: 12/27/2020 3:59:42 PM EDT

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I could see it venture further north where the Inuit might kill it.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:00:06 PM EDT

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Fuck her and tell her afterwards that you love Trump more than everything.

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That's not a her. Gender-benders have access to lots of good resources these days.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:03:03 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/27/2020 4:04:17 PM EDT

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Its exclusion is oddly specific.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:05:22 PM EDT

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Thank you, Canada. Thank you for being a buffer between that thing and us.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:07:04 PM EDT

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Wouldn’t fuck with a stolen dick. Hell I support its right to abortion, hopefully it uses the right on itself.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:08:51 PM EDT

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She'll move down to Seattle in a couple years and be swimming in a sea of people that don't believe in labels so they describe themselves with mouth fulls of made up words.

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I live in a city of 600000 so it’s not like I’m in some forlorn village or something. I do not know a single transgender nor anyone who calls themselves non-binary,gender fluid or any of this nonsense. I’m sure there are some out there if I were to somehow search them out but in my daily dealings simply don’t know any.

Realistically,what chances does this poor creature have in finding someone with this lifestyle/proclivities? I don’t know,are there really a bunch more of these defectives in Alaska?

She'll move down to Seattle in a couple years and be swimming in a sea of people that don't believe in labels so they describe themselves with mouth fulls of made up words.

Seattle is full.

"It" can just waddle on down to Oregon and OD on hard drugs.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:16:17 PM EDT

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Fuck her and tell her afterwards that you love Trump more than everything.

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Why you hate rodeo bro? Tell her while you're taking her and hold on tight.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:19:54 PM EDT

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You guys are looking at this the wrong way.

It’s cold up in Alaska and that’s a whole lot of warmth. Just for someone else.

I’ll freeze and be ok with it.

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He/she/it is probably big enough for me to crawl inside of like its a tauntaun, but I'm not willing to find out.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:19:57 PM EDT

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How hasn't AKCaribu or whatever his name is' wife not harpooned this walrus and made some gross looking meal yet?

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:20:45 PM EDT

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The guy that eventually captures her heart, will also capture her cpap machine...

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Posted: 12/27/2020 4:21:36 PM EDT

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Women(?) like her are the reason some men screw ~~goats~~ reindeer.
(Just noticed she(?) was from Alaska.)

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:21:55 PM EDT

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Fuck her and tell her afterwards that you love Trump more than everything.

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Posted: 12/27/2020 4:23:57 PM EDT

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Science says there are only two genders.

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Trigglypuff needs to come back as a steady meme. Perfect representation of libtards.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:27:00 PM EDT

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Someone once said that "in Alaska the odds are mighty good but the goods are mighty odd"...I think that fits in this instance.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:28:01 PM EDT

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"Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life son"

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:28:48 PM EDT

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Fucking yuk....goddamn.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:29:05 PM EDT

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Push that whale back in the water before it's too late.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:30:38 PM EDT

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Can’t you guys up in AK hunt whales legally?

Maybe you could harpoon that ocean creature and harvest his/her/it’s ivory teeth.

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Posted: 12/27/2020 4:32:58 PM EDT

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For some reason I do not have the motivation to eat lunch now.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:36:40 PM EDT

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In the old days, what happened to folks like her? I’m not sure they existed, I am thinking this is what happens when folks have too much freedom. They can’t handle.

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In the old days people like her were committed to mental institutions.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:39:21 PM EDT

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All set, do not want.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:40:08 PM EDT

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Plenty of guys here would fuck it just to get actual vagina juice on their dicks instead of Jergans.

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Yeah and if she were in the BOTD ‘hottest wives’ thread there would be three dozen guys beating off to her right now.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:41:29 PM EDT

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I think that's its gender.

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What the hell does 3 ( cat emoji) 17 ( rooster head emoji) mean ?

I think that's its gender.

It has 3 pussies and 17 cocks.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:42:06 PM EDT

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I guess if you had a foot fetish, she would be hot. Considering her head looks like a big toe.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:42:38 PM EDT

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Pickings are slim in Alaska, gotta take what you can get OP!

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lol, any port in a storm.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:43:16 PM EDT

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Believes in Science....

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I, for one, am relieved that no Trump supporter will accidentally fuck xer.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:49:09 PM EDT

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Wait, Alaska?

That is a 6 or 7 up there, no?

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I've spent most of my life here, and I have honestly never dated a chick that fat, that ugly or that brain dead...This country is in desperate need of a douching......

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:51:58 PM EDT

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Jeebus

An actual Alaskan 1. Didnt think they existed like bigfoot.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:54:15 PM EDT

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Look at all the Brad Pitt lookalikes hiding behind their keyboard showing what kind of a POS they really are.

Lots of people have gotten too comfy hiding behind that keyboard. Guarantee most of these clowns would not say a damn thing to anyone's face.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:56:22 PM EDT

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Look at all the Brad Pitt lookalikes hiding behind their keyboard showing what kind of a POS they really are.

Lots of people have gotten too comfy hiding behind that keyboard. Guarantee most of these clowns would not say a damn thing to anyone's face.

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I look like a bag of mashed up assholes.

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:58:25 PM EDT

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Tie it to a tree & let the wildlife have it...

Posted: 12/27/2020 4:58:53 PM EDT

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Guess none of you Trump supporters are getting any.

Posted: 12/27/2020 5:02:47 PM EDT

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Look at all the Brad Pitt lookalikes hiding behind their keyboard showing what kind of a POS they really are.

Lots of people have gotten too comfy hiding behind that keyboard. Guarantee most of these clowns would not say a damn thing to anyone's face.

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Are you really going to white knight that thing?
Found the person who would fuck it.

Posted: 12/27/2020 5:03:32 PM EDT

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So much mental illness.

Posted: 12/27/2020 5:12:05 PM EDT

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Seems fitting.

Posted: 12/27/2020 5:18:45 PM EDT

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Look at all the Brad Pitt lookalikes hiding behind their keyboard showing what kind of a POS they really are.

Lots of people have gotten too comfy hiding behind that keyboard. Guarantee most of these clowns would not say a damn thing to anyone's face.

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Is that thing your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Posted: 12/27/2020 5:24:28 PM EDT

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I’m sure the options in AK isn’t quite the same as they are here in the South but GD, a Grizzly would be better I would think.

Posted: 12/27/2020 5:31:08 PM EDT

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If it was last person on earth and we needed to cause offspring to sustain the human race, sharing sperm via a tree stick would be overbearing! Borderline end the race moment I presume.