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Link Posted: 11/29/2020 7:04:37 PM EDT
[#1]
you gays are up fucked.
Link Posted: 11/29/2020 10:40:03 PM EDT
[#2]
Pirkle paged it.
Link Posted: 11/29/2020 10:42:00 PM EDT
[#3]
Masturbating in a cage of farts.
Link Posted: 11/29/2020 11:31:20 PM EDT
[#4]
Licking the weasel shoes to a gleaming polish.
Link Posted: 11/29/2020 11:32:50 PM EDT
[#5]
Pointing out the yellow jisim parcel.
Link Posted: 11/29/2020 11:33:50 PM EDT
[#6]
Cutting a rug in a beef heart.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 12:18:42 AM EDT
[#7]
Applying macrame pigs to your daughter's sleeves for her first day at school, 12th grade.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 1:00:01 AM EDT
[#8]
Elephants dancing on pencil butterflies.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 7:35:42 AM EDT
[#9]
Rally round the sofa, with a dead mime.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 7:41:47 AM EDT
[#10]
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I had 8000 in just under 4 months. They gave me hell too.
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62 posts per day, impressive.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 12:04:40 PM EDT
[#11]
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62 posts per day, impressive.
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I had 8000 in just under 4 months. They gave me hell too.


62 posts per day, impressive.


It was 98-99 ??
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 12:05:00 PM EDT
[#12]
Finger puppet coffins
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 2:03:57 PM EDT
[#13]
Vodka block diagrams.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 2:05:11 PM EDT
[#14]
Framing the question with leprosy scabs.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 2:06:50 PM EDT
[#15]
Sniffing your finger while screaming at mother-in-law bubbles.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 5:31:48 PM EDT
[#16]
Gifting comas to the less fortunate.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 5:33:22 PM EDT
[#17]
Denying that plug a bunghole.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 7:17:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Thanking an enema.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 10:18:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Vacuum powered microscope
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 10:41:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Crystal clear highs from tweeter nipples.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 10:42:15 PM EDT
[#21]
Donating jump ropes to quadriplegic ward.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 10:43:22 PM EDT
[#22]
Drilling urethras with marshmallow jets.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 10:47:34 PM EDT
[#23]
Igloo skinning tool
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 10:49:00 PM EDT
[#24]
Baby's First Depleted Uranium Learning Set.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 10:56:25 PM EDT
[#25]
Sneaking out the side door of kindergarten right before the "Holocaust Guy" is scheduled.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 11:01:41 PM EDT
[#26]
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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Link Posted: 11/30/2020 11:22:39 PM EDT
[#27]
Betting heavily on sassafras unicycles.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 11:23:21 PM EDT
[#28]
Big tech screaming tock.
Link Posted: 11/30/2020 11:23:49 PM EDT
[#29]
Bacon holster
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:03:56 AM EDT
[#30]
Steve Irwin was living his best Salt Life.


Was.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:26:48 AM EDT
[#31]
Brass puppy porno.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:27:41 AM EDT
[#32]
Sock monkey suicides
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:27:55 AM EDT
[#33]
Wincing from blister pudding.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:28:41 AM EDT
[#34]
Dripping blue rathskellers.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:29:29 AM EDT
[#35]
Clown nose mud-fuck.

Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:30:09 AM EDT
[#36]
Staring dangerously into the inner workings of the salad bowl.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:31:28 AM EDT
[#37]
Licking robot blubber.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:32:21 AM EDT
[#38]
Making faces back at a clock.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:33:09 AM EDT
[#39]
Swimming with the ibuprofen
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:33:54 AM EDT
[#40]
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Making faces back at a clock.
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Making faces at a laughing hyena that can't see you.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:34:00 AM EDT
[#41]
Trimming the chair hair in the bunny lair.

Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:35:09 AM EDT
[#42]

Removing your failed apostrophes.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:37:47 AM EDT
[#43]
Painting ears on snakes ??
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:42:43 AM EDT
[#44]
T'was the mask that had boar tits.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:46:47 AM EDT
[#45]

Buying your stairs a new dress.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:49:19 AM EDT
[#46]
Thanking your pillowcase's mother.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:49:51 AM EDT
[#47]
Spitting speckles onto fish.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:50:33 AM EDT
[#48]
Knowing the wind by it's color.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:51:31 AM EDT
[#49]
Rubbing the copper off your elbow.
Link Posted: 12/1/2020 12:53:27 AM EDT
[#50]
Interviewing spline
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