Posted: 4/11/2004 4:45:27 PM EDT
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Complete story Lol, this was a good one. starts with...
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This is a fine Easter story. In my long and often spectacular drinking career I've hurled ONCE as a result of alcohol. My friend insisted on mixing Mad Dog and beer (Sneaky Petes). We ran out of MD and Michelob and turned to cheap table wine and an old case of Hauenstein I had. In the aftermath, my frined tried to eat my cockatiel (small pet bird) and bang a houseguest (friend of my wife). I wrestled him to the ground to prevent him from driving away, but he won. He told me later that he woke up in the tub with his glasses in the toilet. I hit the waterbed and found that the world does turn at 19k mph and that the rules of gravity are not absolute. I've had many a ride on the Disoriented Express, but nothing like that. |