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Posted: 4/3/2004 9:21:09 PM EDT

If you are choking your chicken when you are very angery and your chicken dies, is that a hate crime or a sex crime?

Sgatr15

Posted: 4/3/2004 9:37:48 PM EDT

[#1]

Crime against humanity.

Posted: 4/3/2004 9:44:57 PM EDT

[#2]

Only a hate crime if your bi-racial.

Dont be mad at the chicken...finesse it.

Posted: 4/3/2004 9:47:38 PM EDT

[#3]

Gotta go to first principles, man. Are you choking the chicken because of a need [b]to choke[/b], or because of a need to have aggressive physical contact [b]with a chicken[/b]? That makes all the difference.

Posted: 4/3/2004 9:48:47 PM EDT

[#4]

It might be ok if it didn't spit [:D]

Posted: 4/3/2004 9:50:57 PM EDT

[#5]

my daddy always said. " if you kill it, you better skin ,clean and cook it." so how did you cook your chicken ? bkv

Posted: 4/3/2004 9:59:43 PM EDT

[#6]

I think I need a Lawyer....the cherry pie just asked for a divorce [:(]

Sgtar15

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