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Posted: 8/13/2020 11:34:50 PM EDT
Based on a true story, a thunderclap of a shameful family secret that I uncovered tonight due to an aging uncle having entered "the Biden zone" and spilling the beans.

Here goes:

My Aunt's half brother is her daughter's half brother.  

Any guesses as to the low life shinnanigans that took place?
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:35:47 PM EDT
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Ima need a flow chart, methinks
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:37:38 PM EDT
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Hell, that's common in these parts...
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:39:12 PM EDT
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Aunts father molested her?  Maybe?
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:39:16 PM EDT
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Your grandpa got your aunt pregnant.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:39:16 PM EDT
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so your uncle is also your cousin?.....
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:39:33 PM EDT
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Based on a true story, a thunderclap of a shameful family secret that I uncovered tonight due to an aging uncle having entered "the Biden zone" and spilling the beans.

Here goes:

My Aunt's brother is her daughter's half brother.  

Any guesses as to the low life shinnanigans that took place?
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This made my head hurt..but if I'm right, the aunt and her brother bumped uglies and had a daughter together?
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:39:42 PM EDT
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Are they Mormons good people?
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:40:24 PM EDT
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Hell, that's common in these parts...
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These were city folk.  Texans, but shoulda known better.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:40:32 PM EDT
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Cousin marriage is illegal in Utah.  Not so in Tennessee.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:41:46 PM EDT
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This made my head hurt..but if I'm right, the aunt and her brother bumped uglies and had a daughter together?
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Uglies were bumped, but not that combo.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:41:56 PM EDT
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I'm My Own Grandpa- Ray Stevens ( with family tree diagram)
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:42:00 PM EDT
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Huh? So your Aunt's "brother" is really her son from a different father than her daughter?

That's not incest. Heck, without some ages and details, she may not even be a whore.


Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:42:28 PM EDT
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Yes but are you your own grandpa?
I'm my own granpa SONG + Lyrics by GojiitaAF [FULL SONG + Subtitle]
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:43:22 PM EDT
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Aunt's mother fucked aunt's baby daddy?
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:43:42 PM EDT
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Huh? So your Aunt's "brother" is really her son from a different father than her daughter?

That's not incest. Heck, without some ages and details, she may not even be a whore.


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Read it again.  His cousin (aunt's daughter) and his uncle (aunt's brother) have the same father.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:44:27 PM EDT
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Not unless masturbation works contrary to my rudimentary understanding
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:45:20 PM EDT
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Ima need a flow chart, methinks
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this.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:45:38 PM EDT
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Uglies were bumped, but not that combo.
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Your cousins parents, are your aunt and the aunts father?
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:46:08 PM EDT
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Uglies were bumped, but not that combo.
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So just tell us, fucking guessing games.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:47:15 PM EDT
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Aunt got knocked up by her own dad.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:47:39 PM EDT
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Incest isn’t part of Mormon culture.  It will get you excommunicated post haste.  There have been apostate groups that practiced it (like the FLDS).  They are not members of the church.  Most never were; their forebears had left the church or had been excommunicated, hence their apostasy.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:48:06 PM EDT
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Based on a true story, a thunderclap of a shameful family secret that I uncovered tonight due to an aging uncle having entered "the Biden zone" and spilling the beans.

Here goes:

My Aunt's brother is her daughter's half brother.  

Any guesses as to the low life shinnanigans that took place?
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:49:33 PM EDT
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What a punch in the MMgut.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:49:38 PM EDT
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DING DING DING we have us a winner!
Aunt was oldest child of her siblings and had a child (WW2 era) with her 1st husband.  
He soon after joined the Merchant Marine and was never seen again.  

But not before putting a baby in his wife's Ma, my own Grandmama who I very vaguely recall meeting in 1970.  

Uncle is dimming and revealed a couple clues in a convo earlier this week.  
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:50:42 PM EDT
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So just tell us, fucking guessing games.
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Well it was a guessing thread so.....
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:51:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:52:01 PM EDT
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Based on a true story, a thunderclap of a shameful family secret that I uncovered tonight due to an aging uncle having entered "the Biden zone" and spilling the beans.

Here goes:

My Aunt's brother is her daughter's half brother.  

Any guesses as to the low life shinnanigans that took place?
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Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:52:16 PM EDT
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DING DING DING we have us a winner!
Aunt was oldest child of her siblings and had a child (WW2 era) with her 1st husband.  
He soon after joined the Merchant Marine and was never seen again.  

But not before putting a baby in his wife's Ma.  
Uncle is dimming and revealed a couple clues in a convo earlier this week.  
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Aunt's mother fucked aunt's baby daddy?



DING DING DING we have us a winner!
Aunt was oldest child of her siblings and had a child (WW2 era) with her 1st husband.  
He soon after joined the Merchant Marine and was never seen again.  

But not before putting a baby in his wife's Ma.  
Uncle is dimming and revealed a couple clues in a convo earlier this week.  

Damn. I swear I had to read it about 10 times and draw a diagram to come up with that.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:53:03 PM EDT
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Is there any kind of incest besides familial?
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:53:37 PM EDT
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I wasn't that drunk until I opened this thread.  It's like OP got the beans above the Frank all zippered up
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:53:39 PM EDT
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DING DING DING we have us a winner!
Aunt was oldest child of her siblings and had a child (WW2 era) with her 1st husband.  
He soon after joined the Merchant Marine and was never seen again.  

But not before putting a baby in his wife's Ma.  
Uncle is dimming and revealed a couple clues in a convo earlier this week.  
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Oh, I went the other way and assumed the grandpa was the common parent.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:56:02 PM EDT
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I had to edit OP: her brother is actually her half brother, sired by her first husband.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:57:06 PM EDT
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Skillful use of literary license.   I'm not the asshole here.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:57:37 PM EDT
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Cousin marriage is illegal in Utah.  Not so in Tennessee.
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I thought your location stood for University of Tennessee.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:58:12 PM EDT
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Unless I'm reading it wrong, that's not incest. He's just a motherfucker.
Link Posted: 8/13/2020 11:59:17 PM EDT
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Unless I'm reading it wrong, that's not incest. He's just a motherfucker.
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If there is any doubt, there is no doubt.
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:00:51 AM EDT
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I thought your location stood for University of Tennessee.
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Question:  What's orange, 100 yards long, and has 17 teeth?






Answer:  The front row of Neyland Stadium.
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:01:53 AM EDT
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Came to.post this.

Also know a.guy who told me his ex wife.ran off with his brother in law.

Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:04:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:08:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:09:28 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Based on a true story, a thunderclap of a shameful family secret that I uncovered tonight due to an aging uncle having entered "the Biden zone" and spilling the beans.

Here goes:

My Aunt's half brother is her daughter's half brother.  

Any guesses as to the low life shinnanigans that took place?
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Grand dad was a family diddler?
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:22:46 AM EDT
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Pics of aunt and grandma?
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:28:03 AM EDT
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So guy bangs his wife then bangs his wife's mom?

Not incest.  Just slutty mom.
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:32:05 AM EDT
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Aunt was quite fetching as a post-teen based on pics I've seen.  

Now here's where the story gets kind of sad:
Aunt's two daughters (my 1st cousins) grew up to be hellcats just like their Ma & our Grandma.  
One of them found Jesus in a very serious way.  
Between them they married the same man 3 times, plus others mixed in for good measure.
The Jesus one, she divorced her last husband about 6 years ago when the cops raided the house for downloading kiddie porn images.  
He was a school bus driver.
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:32:45 AM EDT
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Not incest.  Just slutty mom.
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Well that would be a boring thread.
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:33:37 AM EDT
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What in the Arkansas is goin on in here... Aw Lawdy

Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:33:58 AM EDT
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Based on a true story, a thunderclap of a shameful family secret that I uncovered tonight due to an aging uncle having entered "the Biden zone" and spilling the beans.

Here goes:

My Aunt's half brother is her daughter's half brother.  

Any guesses as to the low life shinnanigans that took place?
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Someone went through Grantsville?
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:36:55 AM EDT
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Sounds like a normal life of an English royal
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:44:36 AM EDT
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Some people occasionally think so.

I have a picture of myself that I printed in sepia of me standing next to a Stearman.

It hangs below a similar black and white of my father taken next to an identical Stearman during WW2.

More than one person has looked at it and told me I look just like my grandfather.
Link Posted: 8/14/2020 12:48:20 AM EDT
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Based on a true story, a thunderclap of a shameful family secret that I uncovered tonight due to an aging uncle having entered "the Biden zone" and spilling the beans.

Here goes:

My Aunt's half brother is her daughter's half brother.  

Any guesses as to the low life shinnanigans that took place?
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I don't know but I am pretty darn certain that slaanesh was involved
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