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AR15.COM
3/15/2004 1:49:57 PM EDT
I don't know if anyone else has posted this, here goes,

www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avp/featurette/


How about this for a story line, you and five "AR15.COMers" armed with weapons, ammo and other supplies that you can carry are to go hunting aliens. What would you take?
The expedition will last 3 days.

3/15/2004 2:29:29 PM EDT
[#1]
Problem is with this movie the director is a crack smoking maniac.  The interview with him was insane.  He is like well we have a design for some blade thing the predator has that umm more blades come out of.....thats cool right....right?  The plot looks terrible.  I don't even think there are  space marines in it.  How can you have avp without the marines?  They have always been there. Leave it to mr. resident evil to ruin a good thing.  Fox can't seem to stop raping the shit out of the aliens franchise.  I hope they get the guy that directed super mario the movie to make the next one if it isn't this director.  This had better be a damn good movie because from the sound of what the plot was in the interview it made no sense.  Alien temples in antartica and predator teenagers on some coming of age trip.  
3/15/2004 2:42:08 PM EDT
[#2]
I don't know about the other 4 ARF.COMmers, but I think I'd take a BAR and hire two "Undocumented Immigrants"[rolleyes] off the street corner to hump a shitload of loaded mags for me.
Think about it-easily manuverable, controllable,powerful, fast firing .30cal machine gun.

My first though was a Ma Duece, but it's too heavy, and so is the ammo.
3/15/2004 8:10:55 PM EDT
[#3]
I don't think I could bring myself to kill either of these strange and docile creatures.  I might offer them some banana bread and try to learn more about their unique cultures'.
3/15/2004 8:34:55 PM EDT
[#4]
My son (Swampthing on AR15) showed me the trailer.

Couldn't make heads or tails out of what was happening...

I think it's more fun when a: Schwarzenegger is the Terminator and wants to kill John Connor

b: The Xenomorph from Alien and Aliens (only films I'll acknowledge) is a badass and we are isolated in an evironment that gives them an advantage.

c: The Predator creature is "hunting" human trophies. It is just so much more fun!

That being said...I'll watch it on Dish..