Caption this Stacey Abrams political glamour shots photo - Page 2

General » General Discussion

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Caption this Stacey Abrams political glamour shots photo (Page 2 of 4)

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:52:00 PM EDT

[#1]

Quote History

Originally Posted By cosmo05:
From the depths of Hell, it rises.

View Quote

Attached File

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:52:22 PM EDT

[#2]

"Hello Macon"

Elvis Entrance music / C.C rider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWIdWTk9aZI

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:52:56 PM EDT

[#3]

"Total Eclipse Of the Universe..."

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:53:16 PM EDT

[#4]

Gaptooth Ridge: The Obese Frontier

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:53:17 PM EDT

[#5]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Lord_Grey_Boots:
Did anyone ever come up with any reason someone should vote for her? Like qualifications? Accomplishments? Demonstrated ability?

View Quote

That is racist.

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:53:19 PM EDT

[#6]

Dems: Our VP candidate is so big she will block out the sun!

Trumpeters: Then we shall vote in the shade!

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:54:34 PM EDT

[#7]

So that's what's causing all the vitamin D deficiencies.

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:54:56 PM EDT

[#8]

How is every journalist employed by the Washington Post not named Jennifer Rubin not completely embarrassed by this Stacey Abrams profile. How does something like this even make it past editors who care about their reputations? pic.twitter.com/yqpSeTnBbM
Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 17, 2020

Attached File

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:55:30 PM EDT

[#9]

Still not big enough to hide the vote fraud...

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:56:00 PM EDT

[#10]

Darth Beetus?

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:56:19 PM EDT

[#11]

Attached File

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:56:39 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:56:57 PM EDT

[#13]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Troutman84:
That is one fat woman.

I’m guessing 250, easy.

View Quote

Idk about that, but with that gap in her teeth she could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:57:23 PM EDT

[#14]

Attached File

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:57:57 PM EDT

[#15]

You've heard the old saying " When pigs fly! " well this is what they look like right before they take off.

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:57:59 PM EDT

[#16]

Attached File

Posted: 5/17/2020 12:58:57 PM EDT

[#17]

Attached File

Twitter is brutal lol

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:00:08 PM EDT

[#18]

Can you imagine the level of narcissistic disconnect required to suit up and pose like this.....for public office??

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:02:41 PM EDT

[#19]

Why is the media still pushing this lady? Is she even in politics anymore?

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:03:01 PM EDT

[#20]

A woman looking to eclipse barriers.

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:03:47 PM EDT

[#21]

That is one hefty gal.

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:04:08 PM EDT

[#22]

Quote History

Originally Posted By brandon_:
She could model for fabletics if politics doesn't work out.

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/247800/Screenshot_20200513-185115_png-1420193.JPG

View Quote

Athletic wear for the morbidly obese. No wait, that's that athleisure clothing, right?

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:04:29 PM EDT

[#23]

I don't have a caption but here's the theme music

JUDY COLLINS - "Send In The Clowns" with Boston Pops 1976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCE-Bijdvv0

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:05:16 PM EDT

[#24]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Lord_Grey_Boots:
Did anyone ever come up with any reason someone should vote for her? Like qualifications? Accomplishments? Demonstrated ability?

View Quote

Minority

Female

LGBTQ

Three boxes checked, she is winning the identity war.

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:06:13 PM EDT

[#25]

“She ate the 4 Horseman”

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:06:28 PM EDT

[#26]

FRWEEE RRWEEEERYYYYY!!!!!

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:07:24 PM EDT

[#27]

Ham Beast to the rescue.

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:11:06 PM EDT

[#28]

I’d rather make fun of her belief system (that’s easy enough and offer plenty of material) instead of her teeth and weight....as most of ARFCOM would be throwing stones in their glass houses.

That’s just me though.

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:12:31 PM EDT

[#29]

Trump said he wanted a wall. Stacey to the rescue!

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:13:47 PM EDT

[#30]

Quote History

Originally Posted By DeathHates:

Sel366 Tinder Choice of the Day.

View Quote

#freesel

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:14:03 PM EDT

[#31]

Attached File

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:14:14 PM EDT

[#32]

Who thought that was a good profile shot. Damn now we’re still stuck with her.

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:15:02 PM EDT

[#33]

http://www.j-notes.com/2004/12/flashback_friday_two_tons_o_fu/

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:22:05 PM EDT

[#34]

When she walks, her ass looks like two angry rhinos fighting under a blanket.

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:25:50 PM EDT

[#35]

"Look, up in the sky!...………….It's a whale! It's a cow!...………….It's Hungry Hippo!"

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:32:02 PM EDT

[#36]

That gap

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:36:31 PM EDT

[#37]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Max429:
Something other than heroes wear capes, what that something is, no one wants ?to know.

View Quote

Yep...Cape Buffalo's

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:38:05 PM EDT

[#38]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Troutman84:
That is one fat woman.

I’m guessing 250, easy.

View Quote

You misspelled 350...

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:40:55 PM EDT

[#39]

That bitch better not campaign in Alaska, the eskimos will eat her.

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:43:32 PM EDT

[#40]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:45:39 PM EDT

[#41]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:
That's a huge bitch!

View Quote

I thought it was an eclipse

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:46:14 PM EDT

[#42]

Bipedal Caped Buffalo.

Posted: 5/17/2020 1:46:23 PM EDT

[#43]

Quote History

Originally Posted By thesilvercord:

How is every journalist employed by the Washington Post not named Jennifer Rubin not completely embarrassed by this Stacey Abrams profile. How does something like this even make it past editors who care about their reputations? pic.twitter.com/yqpSeTnBbM
Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 17, 2020