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Posted: 5/6/2020 7:17:39 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By sabre331:
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What, not going to be her footstool?

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Or do you already have a wife?

About 1/2 of you need to read the damn rules!

Posted: 5/6/2020 7:33:08 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By scuba_steve:

Odd. I would have gone more for her in her sex cult role. Different strokes I guess.

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Originally Posted By Bacon_Grease:
for options that I have not seen yet. maybe missed in 12 pages. Forgive the sizes of the images.

Less sex cult more the character from the show.
https://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/smallville-star-allison-mack.png?resize=2048,1084

Odd. I would have gone more for her in her sex cult role. Different strokes I guess.

Well I'm going from the assumption that it would be the actual sex cult she was in and that I am not the current leader of

If I can be the leader than that changes things.

Posted: 5/6/2020 7:33:45 PM EDT

[#3]

Klaudia Kelly

Posted: 5/6/2020 7:34:58 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Tanren37:

What, not going to be her footstool?

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YUP

Posted: 5/6/2020 8:01:31 PM EDT

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Claudia Cardinale ..... Once upon a time in the West

Posted: 5/6/2020 8:13:33 PM EDT

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Michelle Pfeiffer in Catwoman.

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Posted: 5/6/2020 8:16:33 PM EDT

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Barbara Eden, I dream of Jennie

Posted: 5/6/2020 8:29:57 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By bigred1001:
I am down for the more mature lady these days, so give me Ms. Tomei from the Spiderman movies

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Thank you...I thought this whole thread was full of idiots.

No wait...I want the louder, more spunky one from 'My Cousin Vinny'.

Posted: 5/6/2020 8:34:14 PM EDT

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Changed my mind.

Laurie, darlin' from Lonesome Dove.

Final answer. No doubt.

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You wanna move to Kali?

Posted: 5/6/2020 8:41:14 PM EDT

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Jaclyn Smith from Charlie's Angels. Gawd she was hawt!!!!

Posted: 5/6/2020 8:50:45 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/6/2020 8:56:58 PM EDT

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Heather Thomas on the Fall Guy. Seems like she was in a hot bikini in every episode----oh yeah she was if you count the into.

Posted: 5/6/2020 9:32:15 PM EDT

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Karen Duffy in Blank Check.

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Posted: 5/7/2020 9:44:09 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Earl_Basset:
Michelle Pfeiffer in Catwoman.
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so, you WANT to marry a crazy chick, with a cat obsession and burglary / vigilante tendencies?? i cant see any drama / bullshit resulting from that decision.

Posted: 5/7/2020 9:51:30 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Yeah, most of you guys have no idea how to pick a second in command. You want to get shit done? This is what you want. Loyal, competent, sharp, don't have to explain things in kindergarten terms. I tell her what I want, she does the ball busting, I have a nice life.

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not gonna lie, iv got a thing for her character, shes hot as hell, i like the accent, and the attitude, she damn sure dont take no shit. thats one woman you wont have to listen bitching about the neighbor cat lady whos cats are shitting in the flower bed, she would go beat her ass.

the victim belter bullshit would get old as shit though.

Posted: 5/7/2020 10:02:57 AM EDT

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Kelly Stables, Alan's receptionist on Two and a Half Men. She's done more tv than movie, but I'd still go with her.

Posted: 5/7/2020 10:04:39 AM EDT

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Jennifer Gardner.

WV gal, some good values, good heart, loyal.

Posted: 5/7/2020 12:41:06 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By sq40:
Jennifer Gardner.

WV gal, some good values, good heart, loyal.

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You're not picking the actor, you're picking a character she has played.

So, you want Riley North? A female version of the Punisher? I'm not sure I could date a bitch with a pending vendetta like that, too much drama.

Dr. Eve Saks? An 80's AIDS doc?

Sandra? A 1940's nurse?

Or maybe Cheryl Ann? A 1970's call girl?

Posted: 5/7/2020 12:43:18 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Tanren37:

You're not picking the actor, you're picking a character she has played.

So, you want Riley North?  A female version of the Punisher?  I'm not sure I could date a bitch with a pending vendetta like that, too much drama.

Dr. Eve Saks?  An 80's AIDS doc?

Sandra?  A 1940's nurse?

Or maybe Cheryl Ann?  A 1970's call girl?

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Originally Posted By Tanren37:

Originally Posted By sq40:
Jennifer Gardner.

WV gal, some good values, good heart, loyal.

You're not picking the actor, you're picking a character she has played.

So, you want Riley North?  A female version of the Punisher?  I'm not sure I could date a bitch with a pending vendetta like that, too much drama.

Dr. Eve Saks?  An 80's AIDS doc?

Sandra?  A 1940's nurse?

Or maybe Cheryl Ann?  A 1970's call girl?

Sidney??

ALIAS: Sneaky Bristow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1_4zb7fcF0

Girl With Red Hair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X965EBDlAJk

Posted: 5/7/2020 12:49:57 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By buck19delta:

alias?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVNLQi8CfsI

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Sure, there ya go.

Now, me, I like Diane Kruger. So, I could pick Helen of Troy.

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That's right, I'm gonna steal the kings bitch to start a war and then I'm gonna kill that fucker Achilles.

Don't know why you guys aren't all over Alex Forrest though?

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Posted: 5/7/2020 5:24:33 PM EDT

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Now, me, I like Diane Kruger. So, I could pick Helen of Troy.

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I haven't seen that, but I liked her in the National Treasure movies.

Don't know why you guys aren't all over Alex Forrest though?

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Unappealing.

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Posted: 5/8/2020 12:03:19 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Yeah, most of you guys have no idea how to pick a second in command. You want to get shit done? This is what you want. Loyal, competent, sharp, don't have to explain things in kindergarten terms. I tell her what I want, she does the ball busting, I have a nice life.

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You have effectively swayed me to your side. Kudos. Drummer is sexy as hell.

Posted: 5/8/2020 12:48:11 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Avidrook:
Phoebe Cates

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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I always thought her character was kind of a bitch. JJL OTOH...

Posted: 5/8/2020 12:48:36 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Taxmantoo:
My name is Joe Biden, and I approve of Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby.

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That is sooo wrong. But funny

Posted: 5/8/2020 1:11:30 AM EDT

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Bettie Page, don't why she had that certain "thing" but for me she had "it".

Posted: 5/8/2020 8:15:56 AM EDT

[#26]

I might change my answer to Joan Weldon.

Posted: 5/8/2020 8:25:48 AM EDT

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Kathleen Turner in Body Heat, but her character would peobably blow me up.

Scarlett Johannson’s Black Widow, I have a think for Redheads, and Russian accents do me in, too.

Jessica Rabbit, but I’d have to deal with all the damned Toons.

Posted: 5/8/2020 8:31:20 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By not_sure:

That is sooo wrong. But funny

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Originally Posted By Taxmantoo:
My name is Joe Biden, and I approve of Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby.

That is sooo wrong. But funny

Biden is more of a Tatum O’Neill in Paper Moon kind of guy.

Posted: 5/8/2020 8:48:21 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn:
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Dear God, Yes. I’d even be okay with the aliens.

Reba McEntire’s character in “Tremors” would do it for me. Redhead, likes guns, swears with the best of them, great body.

Helen Mirren, as seen in Caligula. Only downside is the psychotic brother, Roddy McDowell. Hard pass. Although, her Russian captain in “2010” gets me going, too.

Posted: 5/8/2020 8:54:44 AM EDT

[#30]

Olivia Wilde in The Black Donnellys.
Diane Lane in Streets Of Fire.

Posted: 5/8/2020 9:06:30 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By RDak:

Cassandra has perfect tits!!

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Originally Posted By CJan_NH:
Cassandra Peterson, better known as Elvira.

https://i.imgur.com/JXfyRuJ.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RlVkiNY-x4

Don't know about her meaningful "movie" roles though, so I'm doing the equivalent of selecting a mate by picking out a puppy in a pet store window.

Cassandra has perfect tits!!

I’ve always wanted to meet her. Beautiful lady.

Posted: 5/8/2020 9:07:45 AM EDT

[#32]

Margot Robbie from focus

Megan fox from transformers

Jessica Alba from the Adam Schandler movie

Posted: 5/8/2020 9:08:04 AM EDT

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Margot Robbie from focus

Megan fox from transformers

Jessica Alba from the movie where she trains penguins

Posted: 5/8/2020 9:12:29 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By tstorms:
Sophie Marceau from Braveheart.

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Better yet, DaVinci Code. Yeah, the occasional crazy monk, but Scotland. And a great sense of humor.

Posted: 5/8/2020 9:29:48 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Grock1911:
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Easy peasy!

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Mmmmm yep

Posted: 5/8/2020 9:43:23 AM EDT

[#36]

Julie Bowen, from Happy Gilmour.

Looks great in a german dress, drinks beer, hot and cute.

Posted: 5/8/2020 10:15:17 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By JamiesGotAGun:
Brandy from Joe Dirt

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Imagine Brandy with with Mila Jovovich's face (sorta).
That'd be Mrs. Yankee43.
Married her 27 years ago.

Posted: 5/8/2020 11:56:20 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Earl_Basset:
Michelle Pfeiffer in Catwoman.
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Grease 2 would be a better answer.

Posted: 5/8/2020 12:19:23 PM EDT

[#39]

Stephanie Powers from McClintock

Posted: 5/8/2020 1:03:09 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Hamiltbl2:
Morena Baccarin from Deadpool. She was always DTF.

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Morena from Firefly

Posted: 5/8/2020 1:24:15 PM EDT

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I guess Mathilda May from Lifeforce is out, then... too bad she had great fashion sense in that movie.

So I'll go with Jennifer Conneley from The Rocketeer.