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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Cock block? (Page 1 of 2)

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2/19/2004 2:40:58 PM EDT
So I'm in Friday's restaurant waiting for my buddy to come in and this beautiful well dressed 20's something comes in and asks if I'm Jason.  I said "if you want me to be" and she laughs.  So I tell her that this will sound cheesy, but I know you from somewhere and we run through our local haunts, then it turns out we both graduated Fordham last year, her with an MBA and me with the JD.  Sparks are flying, but Rob walks in and insists he's starving. (bastard)

So I'm still thinking about this sophisticated, smart, sexy minx and decide to walk over to her table where her and "Jason" are eating and give her my number.  I walk over, she smiles, he gives me the "oh no you didn't" and I slip her the number.  

Cock block?
2/19/2004 2:43:02 PM EDT
[#1]
HAHAHAHAHA!

That took a set of grapes, awsome, let us know if she calls.
2/19/2004 2:45:17 PM EDT
[#2]
She'll call.  I would be willing to put money on it.
2/19/2004 2:48:14 PM EDT
[#3]
cock block...but he wasn't a bro...

fuck him.  he should have been there 30 min ahead of time to keep this such thing from happening.

You are the alpha and she knows it.  Let us know how it turns out.


-HS
2/19/2004 2:51:03 PM EDT
[#4]
IBTC!!!
(In Before The Cock)
2/19/2004 2:52:47 PM EDT
[#5]
The fact that you had the unmitigated audacity (read:BALLS[naughty]) to do that will insure that you are admired and "on the list". Expect to hear from her.[wave]
2/19/2004 2:55:52 PM EDT
[#6]
If it works out, at the next big arfcom meet/dinner, the kegs of beer are on me.  Its not that she's just a cute chick, she's the total package.  
2/19/2004 2:56:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Like my wife tells my daughter, untill there is a ring on her finger she is open for dating.

SGtar15
2/19/2004 3:00:12 PM EDT
[#8]
She'll call, for sure.  Women are attracted to a man with confidence like flies are to shit.  What you did took confidence of the highest order.  She probably got wet over it.
2/19/2004 3:07:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Ahhhh, so what happened to the incredibly nubile aspiring young actress...?
2/19/2004 3:09:07 PM EDT
[#10]
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She'll call, for sure.  Women are attracted to a man with confidence like flies are to shit.  What you did took confidence of the highest order.  She probably got wet over it.
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And just think what her lunch date got to do with her...
2/19/2004 3:11:40 PM EDT
[#11]
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Ahhhh, so what happened to the incredibly nubile aspiring young actress...?
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Last night's phone call.

Lets just say I'm baaaaack in the saddle agaaainnn, I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
2/19/2004 3:15:11 PM EDT
[#12]
... Hey man, It's really NOMB, but what happened to your actress GF?

... Are you two splitsville?
2/19/2004 3:16:21 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Like my wife tells my daughter, untill there is a ring on her finger she is open for dating.

SGtar15
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Like I always say, you can't plug a hole with a ring.
2/19/2004 3:19:32 PM EDT
[#14]
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... Hey man, It's really NOMB, but what happened to your actress GF?

... Are you two splitsville?
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Like some tv shows, we're on hiatus.  I deserve more for my future than someone who's not dedicated to me.  Her career takes precedence over our 10 year relationship, so now its my turn to have some fun.
2/19/2004 3:21:07 PM EDT
[#15]
I love Stef.  [:(]
2/19/2004 3:24:53 PM EDT
[#16]
Man you should be lucky you didn't get punched.  If I was with a girl and some ass came up and slipped her their number I would flatten the guy.  You should have been smart and given her your number before she sat down with him.
2/19/2004 3:34:22 PM EDT
[#17]
F' that ^.  I think what you did was funny as hell and you will get a call no matter how that date goes with "Jason".  I bet she was thinking about you the entire time she was out with that guy. [lol]
Imagine that she marries Jason, now every time they talk about their first date, you and what might have been, will be in the back of her mind [sex].
Dude don't loose a wink of sleep cause you can't cock block someone you've never met.  A cock block can only take place if you are among friends.  Your situation was simply a "may the best man win" battle.  Keep us informed.
2/19/2004 3:45:27 PM EDT
[#18]
nice!
2/19/2004 3:46:31 PM EDT
[#19]
Cockblock? Technically yes, but since "Jason" wasn't one of your boys does it really matter?

Oh, and more [s]selfishly[/s] importantly Greg...does she have a hot friend?
2/19/2004 3:46:59 PM EDT
[#20]
[img]http://winnetonka.com/OWNED.jpg[/img]

Something like that.

Kharn
2/19/2004 3:47:36 PM EDT
[#21]
Can't really block anyone but a friend....

2/19/2004 4:27:24 PM EDT
[#22]
While it may be,  he isn't your buddy (or at least won't be now!) so I'd say not.

[IMG]http://jakee.shackspace.com/ownedbruceleecrotchanim.gif[/IMG]
2/19/2004 4:50:58 PM EDT
[#23]
[size=5]GET BACK TO STUDYING YOUR MULTISTATE TOPICS, BITCH[/size=5]
2/19/2004 4:59:51 PM EDT
[#24]
(1)Sieze the moment.
(2)He who dares.....wins.
(3)You got no guts.....you get no glory.
(4)To the victor belongs the spoils.
(5)Happyness is a warm gun.
2/19/2004 5:01:49 PM EDT
[#25]
I wouldn't say it was a cock block. Because she ripped up your number and ripped off my clothes that night. BTW, you had a huge stain on your shirt that she thought was tacky.
2/19/2004 5:06:30 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
(1)Sieze the moment.
(2)He who dares.....wins.
(3)You got no guts.....you get no glory.
(4)To the victor belongs the spoils.
(5)Happyness is a warm gun.
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Or as we used to say in college,

"He who hesitates... masturbates."
2/19/2004 5:18:27 PM EDT
[#27]
St. Joe's>Fordham

She's hot?  Good. Well educated?  Better.

Tap it.
2/19/2004 5:41:35 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
St. Joe's>Fordham

She's hot?  Good. Well educated?  Better.

Tap it.
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Tapping it would only be the beginning.  I'd make sure to post pics in the team forum, so join up and maybe you'll see her in a compromising pic or two.
2/19/2004 6:01:52 PM EDT
[#29]
But rent....so expensive...........
2/19/2004 6:04:07 PM EDT
[#30]
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But rent....so expensive...........
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But just think.....you can live vicariously through my conquest.[sex]
2/19/2004 6:14:40 PM EDT
[#31]
That would be contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  And it might make me do something stupid, like going out and getting a girlfriend.
2/19/2004 6:30:21 PM EDT
[#32]
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That would be contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  And it might make me do something stupid, like going out and getting a girlfriend.
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As opposed to the Wyoming sheep?[;D]
2/19/2004 6:33:48 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That would be contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  And it might make me do something stupid, like going out and getting a girlfriend.
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As opposed to the Wyoming sheep?[;D]
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You must be thinking of Colorado.
2/19/2004 6:43:36 PM EDT
[#34]
That pic won't last long here. IBTL!

Oh BTW balzac72-Hugh Da Mann!

Tonight's guest word is:


[size=6]CHUTZPAH![/size=6]
2/19/2004 7:48:38 PM EDT
[#35]
Dude, that's is a major cock block.  That said, since he is not an ARFCOM brethren, screw him.  Oh yeah.  I forgot, since he is not one of us, at least you know you will be better armed [lol]
2/20/2004 12:16:41 AM EDT
[#36]
Obviously he wasn't a boyfriend since she didn't know what he looked like. So I'd say she was fair game. And he would have looked like an asshole if he did wallup ya.
2/20/2004 1:23:10 AM EDT
[#37]
[size=6] OUTSTANDING! [/size=6]
2/20/2004 1:54:10 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Man you should be lucky you didn't get punched.  If I was with a girl and some ass came up and slipped her their number I would flatten the guy.  You should have been smart and given her your number before she sat down with him.
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Yeah, the ol' "boot in the ass" was what you should have got. But, hey, that's just me(and [b]Jrzy![/b])[:D]




[devil]
2/20/2004 1:58:59 AM EDT
[#39]
If anybody was doing some cock blocking it was your buddy Rob.  He should have recognized your opportunity and shut the fuck up about being hungry and let you guys flirt away.
2/20/2004 2:35:32 AM EDT
[#40]
Fate always, every single time, favors the bold.

Carpe Diem!
2/20/2004 4:08:38 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
If it works out, at the next big arfcom meet/dinner, the kegs of beer are on me.  Its not that she's just a cute chick, she's the total package.  
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Hear that EdSr!!!! We're gonna be rollin' in Guiness! [;)]
2/20/2004 4:51:20 AM EDT
[#42]
Balzac-dude, you are just, soo my new hero! You don't owe him anything, she doesn't sound like the type to put up with him getting pissed about it either.

She WILL call...

Dave
2/20/2004 5:00:49 AM EDT
[#43]
Pictures...pictures...pictures...this thread is WORTHLESS without pictures!

Let's see the Hottie!

BTW...good job too!  [;D]
2/20/2004 6:40:42 AM EDT
[#44]
It's a big, crazy world out there and, if Jason isn't a friend of yours, she's fair game. She will probably call you, since she doesn't sound too attached to this guy anyway (blind date?). Good for you.
2/20/2004 6:43:53 AM EDT
[#45]
So, has she called yet?
2/20/2004 7:10:39 AM EDT
[#46]
major cock block, but i like it. you obviously have no ethics, but i like that, too.
2/20/2004 7:20:55 AM EDT
[#47]
Not a block.  It was a preemptive strike.

Since it's obvious she didn't know him chances are he gave up hope right after that incident.

If he brought it upto her he's done.  She'll see that as a control issue.

If he made a scene about it, then she'll see him as a whiner.

2/20/2004 7:27:01 AM EDT
[#48]
Updates Greg?
2/20/2004 7:28:46 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
If it works out, at the next big arfcom meet/dinner, the kegs of beer are on me.  Its not that she's just a cute chick, she's the total package.  
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she has a package, sorry misread it

all the classy chicks hang at Fridays[naughty]
2/20/2004 8:33:11 AM EDT
[#50]
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major cock block, but i like it. you obviously have no ethics, but i like that, too.
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thats f'n funny. Balzac your friend need to get a cup of STFU and chill, I bet you could have close the deal and made off with the girl that night.

Post photos and I'll sign up as a member [:D]
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