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2/10/2004 12:38:27 PM EDT
Right after class dismissed, this one gal I talk to sometimes invited me to a party.

She is 20 and pretty damn good looking.Talks way too much about her personal life, though.

Anyways, I was sitting at my desk gathering my stuff up when she dropped an invitation on me:


I told her I would think about it and if I do go my wife will accompany me.

I've told her I was married.There is no way in hell I am going minus my wife.

This young gal flirts with me constantly even when I ignore her.

I emailed my wife to tell her about it and see what she says.I'll post the email response here.
2/10/2004 12:42:47 PM EDT
[#1]
If you do go, TAKE YOU STINKING CAMERA!


Thanks, and have a good time.
2/10/2004 12:54:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Is it BYOCAP?
2/10/2004 12:58:14 PM EDT
[#3]
Vote #2 for taking the camera
2/10/2004 12:58:24 PM EDT
[#4]
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Is it BYOCAP?
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Bring Your Own Combat Air Patrol?
2/10/2004 1:00:46 PM EDT
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Vote #3.

Wife + girl + you = ?
2/10/2004 1:02:02 PM EDT
[#6]
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If you do go, TAKE YOU STINKING CAMERA!


Thanks, and have a good time.
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+1
2/10/2004 1:10:29 PM EDT
[#7]


Who are you going to take to prom though? her or the wife?


2/10/2004 1:14:10 PM EDT
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Is it BYOCAP?
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Bring Your Own Combat Air Patrol?
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Bring Your Own Cookies and Punch.  With invites like that one, ya never know.  Or she could be selling Amway.
2/10/2004 1:32:04 PM EDT
[#9]
Why does this kind of stuff never happen to me?  [:(]
2/10/2004 1:36:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Sounds dangerous... girls love forbidden fruit more than guys.  Make sure your wife is with ya at all times, or else the girl may end up getting you out of her sight, and then later going over to your wife and saying, "Your husband is such a good lover." or some cr*p like that.

Watch out!
2/10/2004 1:49:43 PM EDT
[#11]
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Vote #3.

Wife + girl + you = ?[red]DIVORCE[/red]?
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Or an STD.
2/10/2004 9:37:09 PM EDT
[#12]
Well, if you don't want her, can I go?
2/10/2004 9:53:39 PM EDT
[#13]
Tactical Jew, you are a very bad man.
2/10/2004 10:00:33 PM EDT
[#14]
Nah, No secrets from the wife, no problem. be sure and tape a thick kielbasa to your leg before you go. What the hell, it's a party!
2/10/2004 10:25:56 PM EDT
[#15]
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
2/10/2004 10:48:24 PM EDT
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"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
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and we will be waiting for pics.......


Sgtar15
2/10/2004 11:27:22 PM EDT
[#17]
I never tire of hearing about the college age women who hit on you. You must be the shiznit.

Wanna know what happened to me today? I got to the 3rd level of Super Mario Bros. while playing at the bowling alley.

Yeah, I'm a fucking stud too.
2/11/2004 5:08:07 AM EDT
[#18]
Nothing good can come of this.
2/11/2004 5:42:28 AM EDT
[#19]
LOL...be sure and let us know what your wife says.  I'm curious how she'll feel you asking her to go to a 20 yr old girl's party from one of your college classes.  
2/11/2004 6:06:56 AM EDT
[#20]
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Vote #3.

Wife + girl + you = ?
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I am so damn disapointed in the rest of you that the youngin' was the first to post about a threesome.

2/11/2004 6:26:15 AM EDT
[#21]
Hey, threesome was the first thing that popped into my head too.  But if that happens, you better Photoshop your ass out of those pics!
2/11/2004 7:34:51 AM EDT
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Hey, threesome was the first thing that popped into my head too.  But if that happens, you better Photoshop your ass out of those pics!
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I second that motion!  Either that, or don't include yourself at all...  Just let the wife & college hotty go at each other 'nekkid' and you take pics!  Post 'em here, or on full-auto.com's BOTD forum and I.M. me if you do!

[;D]  So, is your wifey a hottie too?
2/11/2004 7:36:54 AM EDT
[#23]
TJ, I do so enjoy reading your posts. You Sir can create a thread that has a life of it's own. You know what the right thing to do is! Reminds me of the time my Wife's Maid of Honor called me at home and told me wanted to jump my bones. Now that went over big! Good luck buddy, BobK
2/11/2004 7:45:45 AM EDT
[#24]
I too am thinking Amway, or maybe some type of Christian cult recruiting attempt.  Like the mormons or something.
2/11/2004 9:55:59 AM EDT
[#25]
tagged for the BOSSes reply

[:D]

2/11/2004 11:01:20 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
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Nice Firefly ref [:)]  Shiny!

I wannabe Tactical_Jew when I grow up [;D]
Maybe I should take some classes at the local Community College, if young hotties are practicly flinging themselves at older (to them, anyways) guys.

2/11/2004 11:05:45 AM EDT
[#27]
This thread is worthless without pics!!! Come on TJ show us some proof....