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1/27/2004 2:10:56 AM EDT
One of our resident ARFCOM zombies recently started a thread on Zombie tactics.  HERE  Mostly had to do with the possibility of protective gear.  The inevitable question of the best type of round to take out a zombie arose.  I mean who better to get this info from than a zombie, right?  Well, the question went unanswered yet again and it got me thinking.

Now I can understand that you wouldn't want to give your prey any kind of edge, but think about it.  The one thing we have in common is GUNS.  I'm sure there are just as many liberal, gun grabbing zombies as there are humans, right?  

So, check this out... You guys just give us the definitive answer on the best round and methods of taking out zombies and we'll go to work on the liberal zombie population.  We'll be protecting your RKBA and weakening your competition for food at the same time!  

In return, you guys just promise to feed on only the bad guys.  You know, liberals, PETA, those fuckers over at the DU, democratic presidential candidates, etc.  Sheeple are OK too, as long as they're not our family members.  These are really the ones you should have been going for all along anyway, since most of them don't have guns.  

So, what do you think?  I know you've eaten a lot of humans and we've all killed our share of Zombies, but I'd like to think they were all the bad ones anyway.  

BTW, how many Zombies do we have on this board anyway?
1/27/2004 6:03:35 AM EDT
[#1]
Poll added.  Bump for the Zombies coming in after a long night of feeding.
1/27/2004 7:34:40 AM EDT
[#2]
Sorry just got in,

harvesting brains is tiring work and they aren't as filling as one would think.

me an the other zombies were talkin and they think that a .40 or .45 ( i guess 10mm would work if you had that) hollowpoint to the head.

thats our consensus.


now onto the payment... you can keep the peta folks (too stringy, no meat har har. )

but michael moore would feed us for months....
1/27/2004 7:42:27 AM EDT
[#3]
I for one welcome our new Zombie overlords, and I remind them that as a member of the media, I could be useful in convincing people to toil in their underground brain factories.
1/27/2004 7:47:59 AM EDT
[#4]
I'm not entirely sure, but whatever was looking back at me in the mirror this morning was definately a Zombie.
1/27/2004 8:05:27 AM EDT
[#5]
No Da_Bunny, it would have looked more like this...[:K]
1/27/2004 8:08:13 AM EDT
[#6]
I'm not a zombie, I just play one at work.
1/27/2004 8:19:45 AM EDT
[#7]
*adds another layer of tinfoil to doors and windows*
1/27/2004 8:31:00 AM EDT
[#8]
DIE ZOMBIE SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!

However, if you want to eat my neighbors brains, well, I might let you live...er...keep existing for a while.

Hey, I'm just trying to institute a fair trade policy with the zombie filth...I mean...zombie workers
1/27/2004 8:31:57 AM EDT
[#9]
As an Undead-American, I welcome this new spirt of cooperation by our food supply. For too long we have been stigmatized by our juicy, frisky friends we so playfully chase through the shopping malls and down the streets of America. If you cut us, do we not bleed? Well, actually, we don't--it's more of a steady ooze--but if you shoot us with a large enough caliber weapon we can loose appendages.

Braaaains!


1/27/2004 9:40:32 AM EDT
[#10]
I'm not a zombie, but I do have that un-dead feeling...

CW
1/27/2004 9:48:39 AM EDT
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I'm not a zombie, but I do have that un-dead feeling...

CW
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Vampire?    Good! We need more of us to drain the mortals.
1/27/2004 9:55:35 AM EDT
[#12]
I've been up all night, and am unsure at this point...
1/27/2004 9:55:37 AM EDT
[#13]
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I'm not a zombie, but I do have that un-dead feeling...

CW
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Vampire?    Good! We need more of us to drain the mortals.
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Shhhhhh.....(let them hunt the zombies). [dracula]

CW
1/27/2004 9:56:29 AM EDT
[#14]
Being a Licantrope, I can honestly say that zombies taste nasty.  We prefer fresh food.  So, I will concede to let them continue to exist as long as continue to consume nothing but liberals.  I realize that they get very small meals (brains) from liberals, but if they move to california they can make up in quantity what they lack in quantity.  Of course that move also applies to New England.
1/27/2004 10:03:04 AM EDT
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Being a Licantrope, I can honestly say that zombies taste nasty.  We prefer fresh food.  So, I will concede to let them continue to exist as long as continue to consume nothing but liberals.  I realize that they get very small meals (brains) from liberals, but if they move to california they can make up in quantity what they lack in quantity.  Of course that move also applies to New England.
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So WTF are you gonna do? Eat their [i]leavings[/i] ? That's what we need: undead werewolves. I guess once we have a few hundred of them, you'll demand set-asides on gov't contracts and 10 bonus points on the Post Office Exam, right?

I'm as open-minded as the next guy, but I think this whole thread is just plain stupid. Accommodationism and cultural relativism have nearly ruined this country, and it pains me to see arfcommers climbing on the leftists' bandwagon. Look at it this way: the zombies already had a chance to compete. One way or another, they lost. That's why they're dead. Fuck 'em. I am not making common cause with any mold-head - or lycanthrope, either. No offense, PW, that's just how I see it.

edited to add: HUMAN, and proud of it!
1/27/2004 12:32:49 PM EDT
[#16]
There are all sorts of false stereotypes about zombies, and many, many insensitive comments. Just the other day I ran across my old supervisor. "Braaaains!" I said. He immediately jumped to the conclusion that I wanted to chase him down and scoop his warm, tasty brains from his smashed skull. And, well,  I did want to, and proceeded to do so. But I thought it was insensitive of him to just assume that I wanted to eat his brains. It hurt to be negatively stereotyped, and that sort of hurt doesn't go away easily.

Besides, we're not dead. We're UN-dead.
1/27/2004 12:35:59 PM EDT
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Besides, we're not dead. We're UN-dead.
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and the undead have feelings too.
1/27/2004 12:45:51 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Being a Licantrope, I can honestly say that zombies taste nasty.  We prefer fresh food.  So, I will concede to let them continue to exist as long as continue to consume nothing but liberals.  I realize that they get very small meals (brains) from liberals, but if they move to california they can make up in quantity what they lack in quantity.  Of course that move also applies to New England.
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If you are going to be a Were-something at least learn how to spell the disease.  It is Lycanthropy.  You are a Lycanthrope.
1/27/2004 12:50:50 PM EDT
[#19]
SGTIMAK,

i agree with your proposal of getting zombies to feed on liberals. There is a minor flaw in this plan. Liberals are missing a brain.
1/27/2004 1:14:35 PM EDT
[#20]
As an Emu, it sems to me im more likly to be atacked and eaten by a human than a zombie. However i really dont like zombies much, all that moaning and shuffleing of feet sets me on edge.  So i like to use a 12g with slugs when zombies are around.  For those pesky humans that think id make a good meal, I prefer my Bushmaster AR-15, with any good quality ammo.  And ofcourse, i always have my SA 1911 as backup, loaded with 230gr. Remington Gloden Sabres.

Ben, The_Emu

PS. PETA can go to hell, i dont need their help.
1/27/2004 1:45:55 PM EDT
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Originally posted by The_Emu

As an Emu, it sems to me im more likly to be atacked and eaten by a human than a zombie. However i really dont like zombies much, all that moaning and shuffleing of feet sets me on edge. So i like to use a 12g with slugs when zombies are around. For those pesky humans that think id make a good meal, I prefer my Bushmaster AR-15, with any good quality ammo. And ofcourse, i always have my SA 1911 as backup, loaded with 230gr. Remington Gloden Sabres.

Ben, The_Emu

PS. PETA can go to hell, i dont need their help.
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How the hell do you hold your guns?  Do you find it hard to get a good cheek to stock weld?  I for one would never eat an Emu.  Life as a flightless bird must be tough.  
1/27/2004 1:49:36 PM EDT
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SGTIMAK,

i agree with your proposal of getting zombies to feed on liberals. There is a minor flaw in this plan. Liberals are missing a brain.
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[homer]Doh![/homer]
1/27/2004 2:07:15 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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Being a Licantrope, I can honestly say that zombies taste nasty.  We prefer fresh food.  So, I will concede to let them continue to exist as long as continue to consume nothing but liberals.  I realize that they get very small meals (brains) from liberals, but if they move to california they can make up in quantity what they lack in quantity.  Of course that move also applies to New England.
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If you are going to be a Were-something at least learn how to spell the disease.  It is Lycanthropy.  You are a Lycanthrope.
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Maybe he was in were- form when he was typing...wolf claws & keyboards don't mix real well, ya know.....

::liberal weenie:: Not a zombie myself, not that there's anything wrong with it,....some of my best friends are Undead-Americans  ::liberal weenie::
1/27/2004 2:09:34 PM EDT
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Originally posted by The_Emu

As an Emu, it sems to me im more likly to be atacked and eaten by a human than a zombie. However i really dont like zombies much, all that moaning and shuffleing of feet sets me on edge. So i like to use a 12g with slugs when zombies are around. For those pesky humans that think id make a good meal, I prefer my Bushmaster AR-15, with any good quality ammo. And ofcourse, i always have my SA 1911 as backup, loaded with 230gr. Remington Gloden Sabres.

Ben, The_Emu

PS. PETA can go to hell, i dont need their help.
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How the hell do you hold your guns?  Do you find it hard to get a good cheek to stock weld?  I for one would never eat an Emu.  Life as a flightless bird must be tough.  
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How do i hold my guns?   Wouldn't you like to know.  

I was born flightless, but i went to flying school.  So it not so bad.  Only humans can fly planes you say?  No so, haven't you ever heard of Klyde Morris? He's an ant that flys. [url]www.klydemorris.com[/url]

Now, back to the subjuct of zombies. Do zombies ever eat other than human brain?  Would a zombie eat a monkeys brain?  A cow?  And can animals become zombies?

Ben, The_Emu
1/27/2004 3:06:54 PM EDT
[#25]
I suppose that zombies would resort to eating animals if they had too.  I read somewhere that mad cow disease is really a cover up for a zombie cow uprising.  Really bad situation since the infection is spread through bodily fluids.  One minute your sitting down to enjoy a nice tall cold glass of milk, before you know it you're bashing someones skull in to eat their brains.