Posted: 1/26/2004 7:43:43 AM EDT
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It is hard to find a good joke without a dirty word or two in it.... Here is one with none ! Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son af a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of are hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time and when, finally, the last one is ready to hit the ball, she hacks it about 10 feet. She then goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Now, there's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead." Got it in an e-mail. |