Posted: 1/23/2004 2:13:11 PM EDT
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Tactical - Goes well with my flectar tiger strip urban combat marpat BDUs. Comes with a built in gas mask just in case. A firearm option on your favorite video game. Reliable - Will cycle ammo if you swim in salt water to the range, break dance on the beach for 30 mins with the rifle strapped on your back and take a shit in the receiver prior to firing. Any firearm that will not perform to these exacting standards is unreliable CRAP. Overpriced junk - Any firearm that costs more than your current firearms and/or is not affordable to you. Solution to a problem that doesn't exist - Any firearm more advanced and/or complex than your Brown Bess, 1911, M1 Garand or AR15. Junk Gun - Any firearm not designed and personally hand built by John Browning using 1939 grade Krupp steel forged in a zero gravity environment. Good gun for the money - A junk gun but you happen to own one and/or all you can afford. From personal experience - I have seen every "Tales of the Gun" ever made about this firearm and/or I once held one at a gunshow. Accurate - "Whoa! I hit the barn." Jam O Matic - Doesn't seem to work with my 1970s production Bangladesh mil spec steel case ammo. Firepower - Any firearm that is big or looks formidable regadless of actual magazine capacity or caliber. AK47 - Any firearm that is not immediately distinguishable as a break open shotgun or Luger. Uzi - Any firearm that is not immediately distinguishable as a AK47. Glock - A porcelain gun that you cannot afford and will go through airport metal detectors. Quote from Die Hard 2 "That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me! You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It dosen't show up on your airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make here in a month."  |
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Shoots good! - When fired, a bullet will exit the muzzle and fly in the general direction of where the muzzle is pointed. This is the catch all category for guns that do not shoot MOA. MOA! - Misrepresentation Of Accuracy - No definition required, as the abbreviation speaks for itself. |