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AR15.COM
1/11/2004 5:45:42 PM EDT
Dear Mayarm Abach,

I am replying in regard to the BUSINESS PROPOSAL that you have sent me a
couple of days ago.

First of all, I want to relay to you how saddened I am to hear of what has
befallen your Father, Dr. Gubwano Mumbasa. While I never heard of him
before, as I do not generally keep up to date on the affairs of Nigeria,
your letter left me with little doubt that his was a career filled with
success and achievements. I'm sure Dr. Mumbasa's plight will find many
sympathizers among the honest people of your great nation.

As I have stated, I do not follow the events in your part of the world too
closely, but from what I did hear of Nigeria, the events detailed in your
letter do not surprise me in the least. It is outrageous that such a
horrible injustice can take place at the dawn of the Twenty First century.

But I would like to discuss your proposal. It could not have come at a
better time. You see, just last week, I have received another confidential
letter from Nigeria. It was from a man named J. Yomotaka, who is the Son of
Mr. Deeoni Bello, the recently Removed from Power Leader of the Freedom
Fighters of that country.

This man's letter explained how after his Father's imprisonment there is a
significant amount of money being sought by the Mr. Bello's enemies in
Nigeria. It then went on to ask for my help in moving the money (a total of
TWENTY MILLION - $20000000 U.S. Dollars) out of Nigeria and into my
account, promising to pay me a percentage of the sum as compensation for my
part of the operation.

In his letter, J. Yomotaka requested complete secrecy, so while I have
shared this information with you because you seem to be in a very similar
situation, I am sure you will appreciate the need to not share this highly
confidential information with any of your other contacts.

I was quite ready to offer J. Yomotaka my assistance with the transfer his
Father's money when I got your letter. You see, I have performed poorly at
my job this year, and did not receive a yearly bonus from my employer.
Therefore, I believe that if I were to transfer a large amount of money
(even as much as TEN MILLION - $10000000 DOLLARS, the amount your are
proposing to move), the authorities would simply believe this to be my
bonus and it would not raise eyebrows or trigger any red flags.

In truth, initially receiving your letter within mere days after getting J.
Yomotaka's, I was a little skeptical as to the honesty of your claims.
However, after thinking about it a lot yesterday, I have come to realize
that this is an indicator that the situation in countries like Nigeria is
much less stable what is portrayed by our government and media. This
deception of the masses is outrageous and I for one will write letters to
various people demanding it come to a stop.

However, the current situation represents a bit of a dilemma for me. You
see, while I would be happy to accommodate you both, I do not want to run
the risk of detection by the Nigerian Secret Police while being involved in
two such operations, as such risk would put all parties in excessive (and
in my eyes - unacceptable) jeopardy. So it is after long hours of being
torn between caution and compassion to both your causes, that I have
decided that I dare risk accepting only one of the offers.

Do not worry however, while J. Yomotaka's offer is more lucrative to me
financially, I firmly believe that in such situations, financial gain must
take a back seat in favor of ethics and integrity... Therefore, my decision
in this matter has to be made primarily based upon the seriousness of your
situation, as well as that of Mr. Bello's Son. I would appreciate you
getting back to me at your earliest convenience to let me know why you, and
the estate of your esteemed Father are more worthy of my aid than Mr.
Deeoni Bello. Please be as brief and concise as possible, keeping it under
1000 words would be ideal.

Also, in finding me, you have demonstrated that you are a man of many
connections, in your own country as well as abroad. If through your
associates in the information gathering sphere you come upon any
information leading you to believe J. Yomotaka to be disingenuous or not
worthy of my help, I am sure you will relay such information to me with all
expedience, as it will greatly benefit your own cause.

I eagerly await to hear back from you with the pertinent information, and
would like to assure you that I approach our dealings with all the secrecy
and gravity that the situation requires.

Your Friend,
Kar98
1/11/2004 6:15:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Think you'll get a reply?
Thats pretty funny.
1/11/2004 6:22:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Can I get in on some of this action?

I didn't get a bonus this year either. I'd be happy to entertain the proposal of the rejected party.[;D]
1/11/2004 6:55:38 PM EDT
[#3]
Kar ask for some money as proof!  Just like $5 or something.  That would be funny!  
1/11/2004 8:35:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Tagged...
1/11/2004 8:41:21 PM EDT
[#5]
That's so funny, that I'm crying as I type this...
1/11/2004 8:48:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Oh man, this is rich. Please keep us informed.