Posted: 1/6/2004 1:47:48 PM EDT
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This is just to weird. My office assistant just came up to me and said she really messed up. Turns out that she sat on the copy machine and broke the glass and thinks she's cut. My wife is on her way here to see what the hell is going on. Oh and good old "what's her name" is in tears. |
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WTF kind of anencephalic people do you work with? Did she sit on the copy machine naked? Why did she sit on the copy machine naked or clothed? Was she trying to photocopy her lips for posterity? Completely, utterly insane. ETA: What's the accident report going to look like? What's the service request for the copy machine going to look like? Did she think that was appropriate use of business equipment? Who is going to explain that to the boss? The more questions I ask, the funnier it gets. This is the stuff of "World's Stupidest People" websites. |
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Quoted: This is just to weird. My office assistant just came up to me and said she really messed up. Turns out that she sat on the copy machine and broke the glass and thinks she's cut. My wife is on her way here to see what the hell is going on. Oh and good old "what's her name" is in tears. ROFL man that's almost funny. Was this the one at the Chabot shoot? If she's still single I'm available now. [:)] Be happy to check out the gash for her. Er slit. Um. I'm going to hell, fuck it. |
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Quoted: Workman's Compensation claim. I would just love to see the wording that claim! [LOL] Maybe the form will read like so! [b]How injury/exposure occurred. Describe sequence of events.:[/b] Injury occurred when sitting on glass surface to photocopy exposed buttocks. When sitting down, the photocopiers glass pane broke cutting exposed buttocks. |
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I had to run down and get another temp. machine. To her credit she actually insisted on paying for it and for the sevice call. So I asked if I could see the pic and she said that she'd show it to me but it never printed. She's about 5'5" weighs in at 105lbs and does have a nice ass. Yes Evil she's the one that went to the Chabot shoot. She said she knows who you are and would like to go out with you...so sleep or pull on that buddy [:)]. |