Dora La Exploradora

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:20:04 PM EDT

I HATE Dora the Explorer. My oldest kids were toddlers around the time that cartoon was popular and it was on the TV ALL THE TIME. It was pure torture... seriously, I barely survived.

So after many years of Dora-free peace and tranquility in my life I suddenly find out there's a live action Dora the Explorer movie coming out and Dora is a 9. Wow, what a babe!

I think I might go watch it... am I becoming a masochist?

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:20:52 PM EDT

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Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:44:47 PM EDT

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Did she get a breast reduction or did they saran wrap those puppies for the Dora role?

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:47:25 PM EDT

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If we are talking about Ariel Winter... my trailer is a fake one from about 7 years ago. When she was younger... and less top heavy.

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:50:06 PM EDT

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The actress is 17

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:51:21 PM EDT

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Aerial Winter, who I thought this was because of the first reply, is 21.

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:51:49 PM EDT

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So no swiping?

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:53:31 PM EDT

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In for the Wood Rocket porn parody

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:54:31 PM EDT

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Depends on the state the swiping occurs in.

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:56:27 PM EDT

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Awesome. Completely legal then.

16 is age of consent in most states. Only maybe ten states require 18, but California is one of them, so Hollywood makes people think 18 is the law everywhere.

Posted: 5/2/2019 1:56:33 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/2/2019 2:05:13 PM EDT

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Hood ass Dora the Explorer - Who smoked all my weed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvprkc4-s3k

Posted: 5/2/2019 2:13:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/2/2019 2:16:54 PM EDT

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Pretty sure she got a reduction in 2018

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Posted: 5/2/2019 2:18:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/2/2019 2:25:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/2/2019 2:29:40 PM EDT

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What’s the plot of the movie?

She has to follow the map to sneak across the border?

Posted: 5/2/2019 2:51:24 PM EDT

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Kewl, Saturday Morning Cartoonville.

Posted: 5/2/2019 2:54:25 PM EDT

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Isabela Moner as Dora

Posted: 5/2/2019 2:56:33 PM EDT

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She was only two months old on 9/11. Damn, time flies.

Posted: 5/2/2019 2:58:22 PM EDT

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ITT, we learn OP is a creep..

Have a seat over there.

Posted: 5/2/2019 3:03:08 PM EDT

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Meh, she's not my type.

But she's 18 in 2 months. I don't think that quite puts OP into creep territory.

Posted: 5/2/2019 3:04:00 PM EDT

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I'm sorry you hate beautiful women.

Anyway, not like I'm gonna go dirty old man all over the actress... I'm just confused that the bane of my early 2000s existence is now a hot babe.

Posted: 5/2/2019 3:06:01 PM EDT

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This place disturbs me more and more with each passing day

I get called a pedo for liking mid-20 year old Asian guys and yet this goes by unpunished

What a world

Posted: 5/2/2019 3:06:44 PM EDT

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Depends if "Dirty Old Man" is still creepy.

Mostly no crime involved, though.

Posted: 5/2/2019 3:10:00 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/2/2019 3:12:13 PM EDT

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Everyone knows Latina girls can take care of themselves but preying on 20-something Asian man-children is just salacious behavior.

Posted: 5/2/2019 3:12:19 PM EDT

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I watched a boatload of Dora the Explorer 10 years ago, buuut......

I could stand to hear a little more....

Posted: 5/2/2019 3:13:03 PM EDT

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This place disturbs me more and more with each passing day

I get called a pedo for liking mid-20 year old Asian guys and yet this goes by unpunished

What a world

Everyone knows Latina girls can take care of themselves but preying on 20-something Asian man-children is just salacious behavior.

Posted: 5/2/2019 3:13:37 PM EDT

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What a world

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Yeah, that was a pretty wide swipe that targeted a fairly high percentage of ARFCOM.

I like mid 30's something Asian women, and that one was directed at me too.