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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:24:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:26:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @David0858 fixed it for you. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. The father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, serious looking woman is reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee down, neatly folds the newspaper, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, she carefully drops his pants, takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze and twist. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, she pockets the nickel and walks back to her seat without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied...."Divorce Attorney." @David0858 fixed it for you. Yep 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:38:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:46:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:35:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:48:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:01:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:02:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryNo mention of model trains or crab meat.....  |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:09:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No mention of model trains or crab meat..... https://i.pinimg.com/originals/10/5c/ff/105cffae2de16a6f259e348672f74c06.png Where's your sense of romance? Wait 'til the 2nd date.  |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:29:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe amount of stuff that guy comes up with is hilarious |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:54:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:55:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:01:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:03:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryNeeds a Brazzers logo. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:03:29 AM EDT
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Quote Historyhm, doesn't look like an HK |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:05:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Needs a Brazzers logo. Quote HistoryQuoted: Needs a Brazzers logo. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:05:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:12:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:18:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:19:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryNot sure if "clam it" was intentional or not, but enjoying it either way. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:32:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:35:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistorySortOfWant.jpg |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:36:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI lost. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:47:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:51:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anyone have Hattie's number? When Hattie take out her teeth and puts on a breathe right strip you know it’s gonna be good! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:59:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When Hattie take out her teeth and puts on a breathe right strip you know it’s gonna be good! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Anyone have Hattie's number? When Hattie take out her teeth and puts on a breathe right strip you know it’s gonna be good! 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 12:02:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 12:11:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. The father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, serious looking Reaching the boy, she carefully drops his pants, takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze and twist. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, she hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:57:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:11:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryMissing Annies_Boobs! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:21:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryBig Oofff. Not going to guess why that is, if it's accurate
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:23:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Big Oofff. Not going to guess why that is, if it's accurate  |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:24:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Big Oofff. Not going to guess why that is, if it's accurate 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:30:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Big Oofff. Not going to guess why that is, if it's accurate Quote HistoryQuoted: Big Oofff. Not going to guess why that is, if it's accurate It's pretty accurate. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:35:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:53:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Missing Annies_Boobs! Quote HistoryQuoted: Missing Annies_Boobs! 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:54:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Big Oofff. Not going to guess why that is, if it's accurate Quote HistoryQuoted: Big Oofff. Not going to guess why that is, if it's accurate |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:04:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Big Oofff. Not going to guess why that is, if it's accurate
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:05:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd say it's 100% accurate. Im retarded what am I missing? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:07:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Im retarded what am I missing? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:09:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Im retarded what am I missing? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'd say it's 100% accurate. Im retarded what am I missing? 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:10:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:40:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Im retarded what am I missing? psst.. By "top' states they mean northernmost as north is the top of the world. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:07:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:09:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:10:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryPleasure journals, on the other hand... Heh, heh, "other hand". |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:11:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:58:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryNope, but MudBusters are okay. Those soft, silky silicone fingers are just the thing for messy paws. Comes in different lengths, too 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:04:09 PM EDT
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