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Link Posted: 1/15/2021 3:09:19 PM EDT
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wat
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@The_Beer_Slayer



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Sorry about that
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Again sorry
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 7:03:55 PM EDT
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Send me whatever you posted. I'm curious about the degenerate:boomer ratio of what got you COC'd up.

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That's usually the best and funniest  stuff.

TBH, I thought W was  sorry for multiposting til I saw the timestamps.

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Send me whatever you posted. I'm curious about the degenerate:boomer ratio of what got you COC'd up.

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Me too.

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Aside from the obvious is there some type of Covid connection?

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Me too.

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Link Posted: 1/15/2021 8:46:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2021 9:32:36 PM EDT
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My chances of going to heaven are over.
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CoC. Pushed it too far. Next time the thread is done.  DV8
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I missed it by mere moments.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 9:55:50 PM EDT
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Sorry guys. I saw it differently and didn’t intend to push the envelope.

My first warning.
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Wp, fun while it lasted.
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The NG in the Capitol pic needs a caption like "Army National Guard Stages Die-In to Protest New MRE flavors" or something.
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you can redeem yourself by IMing me the meme
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:21:21 PM EDT
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.


Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.


The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.


She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.


Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.


The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.


She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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It got us from coc violation back to funny. Come on...

It is really bad but all I had on short notice.
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Did Otto post this?
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Please don’t be That guy ???????????????????????????????????


No freeloading
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Shattered Union PC Trailer - Intro Trailer
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.


Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.


The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.


She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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No stern untoned?

No tone unsterned?

No noose is good noose?

Transporting under-age gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises?!

In the end, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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No stern untoned?

No tone unsterned?

No noose is good noose?

Transporting under-age gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises?!

In the end, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.


Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.


The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.


She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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No stern untoned?

No tone unsterned?

No noose is good noose?

Transporting under-age gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises?!

In the end, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

No turn unstoned.
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No tone unsterned?

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Transporting under-age gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises?!

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Hoy shit, I haven't remembered that joke in ages.  One of the best "shaggy dog" joke/puns out there.
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Is that a young Red Green?
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Hey, if women don't find you handsome, they'll at least find you handy.  (off topic, but Steve Smith (Red) is a super nice guy.  Guess he has to offset the evils of their geese.)

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Vicegrip Garage on youtube. He is awsome.

Budget Build! $119 PAINT JOB For My Old Chevy Truck


@Notrega
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What percentage of caucasians play on that team?
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 (off topic, but Steve Smith (Red) is a super nice guy.  Guess he has to offset the evils of their geese.)

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Patrick McKenna (Harold) was my next door neighbor for years...
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It got us from coc violation back to funny. Come on...

It is really bad but all I had on short notice.
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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It got us from coc violation back to funny. Come on...

It is really bad but all I had on short notice.

My wife told me that one a few days ago. It was more painful live.
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Posted that to FB. Lets see how long I last ??
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