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Quoted: @The_Beer_Slayer https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/299647/D298B9F6-77EF-4477-B83A-12577568DFD8-1780452.jpg View Quote i don't shit at our fd station. i do that when i work the pd lol |
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Send me whatever you posted. I'm curious about the degenerate:boomer ratio of what got you COC'd up.
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Quoted: Send me whatever you posted. I'm curious about the degenerate:boomer ratio of what got you COC'd up. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/152077/Screenshot_20200530-130825_png-1780766.JPG View Quote Me too. Attached File |
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Aside from the obvious is there some type of Covid connection?
View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Send me whatever you posted. I'm curious about the degenerate:boomer ratio of what got you COC'd up. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/152077/Screenshot_20200530-130825_png-1780766.JPG Me too. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/133626/20210115_191618_jpg-1780871.JPG |
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Quoted: Send me whatever you posted. I'm curious about the degenerate:boomer ratio of what got you COC'd up. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/152077/Screenshot_20200530-130825_png-1780766.JPG View Quote |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/63397/972DC08E-8B48-4AA2-9BD7-BCD1456829A4_jpe-1780060.JPG View Quote My chances of going to heaven are over. |
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Sorry guys. I saw it differently and didn’t intend to push the envelope.
My first warning. |
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The NG in the Capitol pic needs a caption like "Army National Guard Stages Die-In to Protest New MRE flavors" or something.
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." |
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Quoted: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." View Quote |
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Quoted: Quoted: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Don't ever post again It is really bad but all I had on short notice. |
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Did Otto post this? |
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Shattered Union PC Trailer - Intro Trailer |
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Quoted: Quoted: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." No stern untoned? No tone unsterned? No noose is good noose? Transporting under-age gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises?! In the end, only Hugh can prevent florist friars. |
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Quoted: No stern untoned? No tone unsterned? No noose is good noose? Transporting under-age gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises?! In the end, only Hugh can prevent florist friars. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." No stern untoned? No tone unsterned? No noose is good noose? Transporting under-age gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises?! In the end, only Hugh can prevent florist friars. No turn unstoned. |
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Quoted: No stern untoned? No tone unsterned? No noose is good noose? Transporting under-age gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises?! In the end, only Hugh can prevent florist friars. View Quote Hoy shit, I haven't remembered that joke in ages. One of the best "shaggy dog" joke/puns out there. |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/365646/tumblr_41ff843f8c228f6d3021c5a57a76ed4f_-1781085.JPG View Quote Is that a young Red Green? |
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Quoted: Is that a young Red Green? Vicegrip Garage on youtube. He is awsome. Budget Build! $119 PAINT JOB For My Old Chevy Truck @Notrega |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/299647/6DE074CF-2E9A-4375-BEC9-971B1136E67D-1781259.jpg View Quote If only it was true. |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/365646/138639465_733542593960546_64115284238319-1781086.JPG View Quote What percentage of caucasians play on that team? |
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Quoted: It got us from coc violation back to funny. Come on... It is really bad but all I had on short notice. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Don't ever post again It is really bad but all I had on short notice. My wife told me that one a few days ago. It was more painful live. |
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Posted that to FB. Lets see how long I last ?? |
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