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Link Posted: 2/4/2019 12:07:05 AM EDT
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Oh WTH, in...

Fifth time's the charm
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Why is @WhiskersTheCat in there?
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I'm to tarded to know what 8000 means
Link Posted: 2/4/2019 12:22:08 AM EDT
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In on one. Again.

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OMG, that's Red Dead Redemption II in one gif.
Link Posted: 2/4/2019 12:24:08 AM EDT
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Unless you are some form of barely functional autist the standard is not difficult to grasp.
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WELCOME to ARFCOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!................
Link Posted: 2/4/2019 12:40:30 AM EDT
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Hopefully this thread will live longer then the last one..
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Hopefully this thread will live longer then the last one..
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It wont, but don't worry I have planned for just such an eventuality.

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I want to know what happened.
Link Posted: 2/4/2019 3:14:45 AM EDT
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Oh so saved.

Have a guy that failed range qual and is basically desk duty.
Link Posted: 2/4/2019 3:19:09 AM EDT
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Lets see how many locked threads I can subscribe to
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You fucking cunt i've lost now
Link Posted: 2/4/2019 3:25:09 AM EDT
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Late to the party but...
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coc
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You know how Arfcom rolls:

Man decides that (figuratively) a photo of a guy giving a goat a blowjob is the funniest thing he's ever seen and posts it.

Next ten posters tell him some variation of "You know, posting goat blowjobs is against the rules. You should delete that." Meanwhile, eight of them quote it just to make sure people realize which post they're talking about.

Mod / Site Staff comes into the thread, shakes head, spends the next ten minutes deleting links to goat blowjob photos. Posts warning that goat blowjobs are against the rules and that people need to grow up because he won't do that again.

Arfcom spends the next three pages arguing about whether or not a guy blowing a goat is really objectionable. This will include mandatory:

1) cries of "Much Freedom!"
2) posts of the South Park "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America!!" meme.
3) progressively edgier photos of guys who might be blowing a goat, but you can only see the back of his head and of a man simulating oral sex on a goat pillow.

Mod / Site Staff comes back into the thread, decides "Fuck it! I'm too drunk to deal with this shit!" And locks the thread.

Arfcom creates new YLYL thread, the first five pages of which alternate between people asking "What happened?" and people reposting memes from the last few pages of the previous thread.

Mod / Site Staff comes in, shakes head, wonders why he didn't make better life choices and finally decides "Screw this. I'll let the Day Shift Guy sort it out." and leaves.

Thread continues for a few hours.
Link Posted: 2/4/2019 5:01:56 AM EDT
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You know how Arfcom rolls:

Man decides that (figuratively) a photo of a guy giving a goat a blowjob is the funniest thing he's ever seen and posts it.

Next ten posters tell him some variation of "You know, posting goat blowjobs is against the rules. You should delete that." Meanwhile, eight of them quote it just to make sure people realize which post they're talking about.

Mod / Site Staff comes into the thread, shakes head, spends the next ten minutes deleting links to goat blowjob photos. Posts warning that goat blowjobs are against the rules and that people need to grow up because he won't do that again.

Arfcom spends the next three pages arguing about whether or not a guy blowing a goat is really objectionable. This will include mandatory:

1) cries of "Much Freedom!"
2) posts of the South Park "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America!!" meme.
3) progressively edgier photos of guys who might be blowing a goat, but you can only see the back of his head and of a man simulating oral sex on a goat pillow.

Mod / Site Staff comes back into the thread, decides "Fuck it! I'm too drunk to deal with this shit!" And locks the thread.

Arfcom creates new YLYL thread, the first five pages of which alternate between people asking "What happened?" and people reposting memes from the last few pages of the previous thread.

Mod / Site Staff comes in, shakes head, wonders why he didn't make better life choices and finally decides "Screw this. I'll let the Day Shift Guy sort it out." and leaves.

Thread continues for a few hours.
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You know how Arfcom rolls:

Man decides that (figuratively) a photo of a guy giving a goat a blowjob is the funniest thing he's ever seen and posts it.

Next ten posters tell him some variation of "You know, posting goat blowjobs is against the rules. You should delete that." Meanwhile, eight of them quote it just to make sure people realize which post they're talking about.

Mod / Site Staff comes into the thread, shakes head, spends the next ten minutes deleting links to goat blowjob photos. Posts warning that goat blowjobs are against the rules and that people need to grow up because he won't do that again.

Arfcom spends the next three pages arguing about whether or not a guy blowing a goat is really objectionable. This will include mandatory:

1) cries of "Much Freedom!"
2) posts of the South Park "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America!!" meme.
3) progressively edgier photos of guys who might be blowing a goat, but you can only see the back of his head and of a man simulating oral sex on a goat pillow.

Mod / Site Staff comes back into the thread, decides "Fuck it! I'm too drunk to deal with this shit!" And locks the thread.

Arfcom creates new YLYL thread, the first five pages of which alternate between people asking "What happened?" and people reposting memes from the last few pages of the previous thread.

Mod / Site Staff comes in, shakes head, wonders why he didn't make better life choices and finally decides "Screw this. I'll let the Day Shift Guy sort it out." and leaves.

Thread continues for a few hours.
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Link Posted: 2/4/2019 6:33:09 AM EDT
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Goat BJ's are forbidden but a goose with his head stuck in a dresser drawer is ok?

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Ah, but the key is that he only talked about it. As far as I'm aware, there weren't any goose rape photos posted.

In the words of David St. Hubbins, "It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Link Posted: 2/4/2019 6:47:43 AM EDT
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You know how Arfcom rolls:

Man decides that (figuratively) a photo of a guy giving a goat a blowjob is the funniest thing he's ever seen and posts it.

Next ten posters tell him some variation of "You know, posting goat blowjobs is against the rules. You should delete that." Meanwhile, eight of them quote it just to make sure people realize which post they're talking about.

Mod / Site Staff comes into the thread, shakes head, spends the next ten minutes deleting links to goat blowjob photos. Posts warning that goat blowjobs are against the rules and that people need to grow up because he won't do that again.

Arfcom spends the next three pages arguing about whether or not a guy blowing a goat is really objectionable. This will include mandatory:

1) cries of "Much Freedom!"
2) posts of the South Park "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America!!" meme.
3) progressively edgier photos of guys who might be blowing a goat, but you can only see the back of his head and of a man simulating oral sex on a goat pillow.

Mod / Site Staff comes back into the thread, decides "Fuck it! I'm too drunk to deal with this shit!" And locks the thread.

Arfcom creates new YLYL thread, the first five pages of which alternate between people asking "What happened?" and people reposting memes from the last few pages of the previous thread.

Mod / Site Staff comes in, shakes head, wonders why he didn't make better life choices and finally decides "Screw this. I'll let the Day Shift Guy sort it out." and leaves.

Thread continues for a few hours.
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I laughed. Well done.
Link Posted: 2/4/2019 7:18:38 AM EDT
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Are you a wizard?
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Once you cross the 100,000 post mark, there's no going back. At that stage you've pretty much reached the "Been There, Seen That, Got The T-Shirt" point.

The follow-up phase occurs as people begin debating whether the "blowjob" part or the "goat" part was the objectionable part.

This usually begins innocently enough with goose stories, transitions up through GIFs of penguin rape and ultimately culminates in images of unspeakable "interspecies erotica" that are too disturbing to even.... well.... speak of.

Suddenly the news reports of "When his guns were seized the FBI also found approximately 50,000 images of ___________ (fill in the blank) on a Thumb Drive." come into horrifying clarity.

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This one should only be objectionable if you look at it real close.
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Once you cross the 100,000 post mark, there's no going back. At that stage you've pretty much reached the "Been There, Seen That, Got The T-Shirt" point.

The follow-up phase occurs as people begin debating whether the "blowjob" part or the "goat" part was the objectionable part.

This usually begins innocently enough with goose stories, transitions up through GIFs of penguin rape and ultimately culminates in images of unspeakable "interspecies erotica" that are too disturbing to even.... well.... speak of.

Suddenly the news reports of "When his guns were seized the FBI also found approximately 50,000 images of ___________ (fill in the blank) on a Thumb Drive." come into horrifying clarity.

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The man who wrote these words is a God.
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