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Link Posted: 12/16/2018 1:28:49 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/16/2018 1:29:16 AM EDT
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A woman said hello to me today.. does she want me to mount her?

Asking for a friend..
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 1:45:36 AM EDT
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Yup, better order your future unborn child's new AR from PSA.

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A woman said hello to me today.. does she want me to mount her?

Asking for a friend..
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Link Posted: 12/16/2018 1:55:41 AM EDT
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Today, a girl...no, a Woman spoke to me. She asked if I had kids. I can read between the lines...she wanted my baby batter. I said “No” to the whore.
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I see you really want to go with RouxGaRoux to his next haircut, as a life coach, emotional support friend and wingman.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 1:57:11 AM EDT
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OP, when a woman's mouth is moving she is playing games. If she was flirting the magic opportunities lost and you are in the friend zone now. Next time tell her to write her number down and ask her out.
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All true.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:01:16 AM EDT
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Married now but I always assumed the flirting was fake if there was tips involved.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:03:01 AM EDT
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I always tell them I had twins but lost them in a poker game. My wife wouldn't speak to me for almost a whole month!
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:08:22 AM EDT
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Only if she rubbed her vag up against your hand as she was cutting. When I was a teenager we had a super smoking hot hair cutter named Marina who use to do this.
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Boob against the elbow= $5 tip
crotch against the knee = $10 tip
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:10:15 AM EDT
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Having been in your situation frequently,  and being more than twice your age, i will give you my take.

Yes, she was flirting with you. That question indicates that she has kids and realizes that only someone else with kids already would accept her as a possible mate.

Somehow when i hit about 50, i became very attractive to 25 to 40 year old single moms.  Im happily married so it's just sport to me. Sorta like going on safari without a gun.
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She said she didn't have kids herself after I asked
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:12:05 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:16:43 AM EDT
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Is there so little kindness in your life that you mistake being nice for desire?
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:18:46 AM EDT
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"No but, I can see my unborn children in your eyes."
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:21:09 AM EDT
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probably a common topic for most of her clients, makes it seem like she cares

she knows people like to blab about how awesome their progeny are
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Kinda this.  Ask someone about their kids and if they have any you can go about work without ever having to say another word...  
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:25:19 AM EDT
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The only way to be sure is to go back and ask, while you film it. Then we can tell you for sure.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:26:28 AM EDT
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Is there so little kindness in your life that you mistake being nice for desire?
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Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:28:17 AM EDT
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Ask her if shes a school.

Cause you want to shoot kids inside her.
What?
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:32:35 AM EDT
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The only way to be sure is to go back and ask, while you film it. Then we can tell you for sure.
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Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:38:11 AM EDT
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You are bad at this. Those girls are for practice.
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No gunt. Hot-ish mid 20s girl. She had a tattoo so that would be a no-go for me.
You are bad at this. Those girls are for practice.
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Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:39:26 AM EDT
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No gunt. Hot-ish mid 20s girl. She had a tattoo so that would be a no-go for me.
You are bad at this. Those girls are for practice.
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Practice? For what? I'm not waisting anyone's time
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:39:54 AM EDT
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No, you just look fat and tired.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:41:28 AM EDT
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Coming to a thread near you this December...

Clueless 'n' Gay: The Post
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:41:30 AM EDT
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OP has the ass burgers
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:42:03 AM EDT
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No, you just look fat and tired.
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Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:48:08 AM EDT
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No, you just look fat and tired.
You know this not to be true mr_smiley
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 2:53:02 AM EDT
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Ask her if shes a school.

Cause you want to shoot kids inside her.
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Link Posted: 12/16/2018 3:33:17 AM EDT
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Practice? For what? I'm not waisting anyone's time
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No gunt. Hot-ish mid 20s girl. She had a tattoo so that would be a no-go for me.
You are bad at this. Those girls are for practice.
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Practice? For what? I'm not waisting anyone's time
practicing is never a waiste of time.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 3:46:22 AM EDT
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I had one that popped 2 big blackheads on my back neck once. It felt so good, almost orgasmic.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 5:17:01 AM EDT
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Is there so little kindness in your life that you mistake being nice for desire?
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You're new to RGR threads, aren't you?

Link Posted: 12/16/2018 5:18:41 AM EDT
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Practice? For what? I'm not waisting anyone's time
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Here's where you're wrong, Kiddo.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 5:25:13 AM EDT
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She was making conversation, its what hair cutting people do.
-Some people love to talk about their kids.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 5:28:43 AM EDT
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Find a good barber. My last one was a Vietnam vet and always chit chatted about hookers.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 5:41:21 AM EDT
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He’s gay. He won’t touch her because she has a tattoo.
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Maybe it’s the style haircut your getting, she just checking to see if your gay . Are gay?
He’s gay. He won’t touch her because she has a tattoo.
This.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 6:00:18 AM EDT
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Bitches ask shit.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 6:11:28 AM EDT
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Not sure if already posted but not every woman that *smiles* at you thinks you are HOT (or whatever they call handsome fellers nowadays)
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 4:19:34 PM EDT
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You're new to RGR threads, aren't you?

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Is there so little kindness in your life that you mistake being nice for desire?
You're new to RGR threads, aren't you?

Lol. We must ease the new ones in.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 5:26:27 PM EDT
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Practice? For what? I'm not waisting anyone's time
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No gunt. Hot-ish mid 20s girl. She had a tattoo so that would be a no-go for me.
You are bad at this. Those girls are for practice.
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Practice? For what? I'm not waisting anyone's time
Honestly buddy you're 20 something and haven't got laid. You better start wasting someones time or before you know it you'll be 40 and in the same boat. You need to go practice. You were paying this lady, hence the reason she was talking to you.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 5:30:07 PM EDT
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Having been in your situation frequently,  and being more than twice your age, i will give you my take.

Yes, she was flirting with you. That question indicates that she has kids and realizes that only someone else with kids already would accept her as a possible mate.

Somehow when i hit about 50, i became very attractive to 25 to 40 year old single moms.  Im happily married so it's just sport to me. Sorta like going on safari without a gun.
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Somebody has to pay for little Billy's braces, and along comes Shotar!
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 5:43:23 PM EDT
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She sensed my sexual frustration
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She was just wondering if anyone had ever wanted to have sex with such a mutant as yourself.
She sensed my sexual frustration
Damn bro, one day you'll find the one that wont find it weird that you're a virgin
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 6:05:24 PM EDT
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Having been in your situation frequently,  and being more than twice your age, i will give you my take.

Yes, she was flirting with you. That question indicates that she has kids and realizes that only someone else with kids already would accept her as a possible mate.

Somehow when i hit about 50, i became very attractive to 25 to 40 year old single moms.  Im happily married so it's just sport to me. Sorta like going on safari without a gun.
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Dat financial stability...
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 6:15:35 PM EDT
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I see you really want to go with RouxGaRoux to his next haircut, as a life coach, emotional support friend and wingman.
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Today, a girl...no, a Woman spoke to me. She asked if I had kids. I can read between the lines...she wanted my baby batter. I said “No” to the whore.
I see you really want to go with RouxGaRoux to his next haircut, as a life coach, emotional support friend and wingman.
He needs to do this:

Link Posted: 12/16/2018 6:19:35 PM EDT
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I cut my own hair.
Link Posted: 12/16/2018 6:34:02 PM EDT
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Ask her if shes a school.

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You won the interwebz. For a year.
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