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Posted: 11/25/2003 7:28:45 PM EDT
I used to ride a motorcycle from L.A to San Diego EVERY weekend, rain or shine for the love of my life when I was 20.I did this crap for 9 months.

Many times I froze my ass off, rode in pouring rain, blinding fog for this woman and dodged every damn obstacle on Interstate 5 known to man just to see her.

I HOPE SHE'S HAPPY marrying that runt lawyer

For the record, I let her go.She went off to St. Mary's in Indiana and I was too impatient to wait around.

A Catholic and a Jew.It might've worked



Link Posted: 11/25/2003 7:32:08 PM EDT
I married her. Does it get any crazier than that?
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 7:39:33 PM EDT
$200 a seat for Bruce Springsteen, 4th row around 1989. Everybody said you have to see the boss live. What a waste.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 7:54:02 PM EDT
Well, this was recent. It was the chick i had been dating for almost 3 years. (im 20, btw) And she got kicked out of her house, so she moved in with me. Then all the shit that usually happens to me did, i found out she had been cheating on me with one of my best friends, she overdrew our bank account, and took alot of $ from me, and much much more. :( So after a ton of shit happened i ended up selling all my guns because i was afraid if i saw either of them again i was gonna go flippy. So you can judge where i made the sacrafise in this story (selling the guns maybe). But i know i Fuct up and i know that i am a fool for alot of the shit i did for her, but when your a teen and "in Love", i guess you do dumb shit for girls. Needless to say that the experiance aged me quickly as far as females and relationships are concerned. Now i don't want, need, or care much about that junk. - END OF STORY, THANKS FOR READING. ACE
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 7:58:56 PM EDT
I once did the Dying Koala on a palm tree for a girl.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:00:43 PM EDT
I try not to think with my little head. So far...no girl trouble...and no girls[thinking]
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:03:30 PM EDT
Bought her a BMW last year. Also drove to LA from SF every weekend for 9 months before moving to LA to be with her. (I hate LA). CW
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:15:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:36:42 PM EDT
One Friday after I got off work, when I was still at UPS, and Drove 700 miles to go see my then Girl Friend now wife in Southern Illinois. She was at her Granny's. I had to turn around and come back right away but hey it was worth it
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 8:49:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ACE-OF-SPADES: i found out she had been cheating on me with one of my best friends
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Please note that he may not actually have been one of your best friends. As to the original question: married her, bought & paid off a house for her, gave her 2 sons, either of whom is fit to sire the entirety of humanity following God's next depopulation project, bought her motor vehicles in the high single digits, bark like a dog whenever I see her naked, tell her Christy Turlington is "sort of OK . . . if you like that type," change the oil in her car, bear arms that she sneers at sometimes but which give her a deep and obvious sense of security [b]all[/b] the time, cook, give money to her siblings . . .shit, I'm getting sleepy.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 9:10:37 PM EDT
Buying jewelery when the money could have been spent on guns [%|]
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 9:39:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ACE-OF-SPADES: END OF STORY, THANKS FOR READING. ACE
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Good to see you back on.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 9:41:01 PM EDT
Sold an AR15A2 to buy an engagement ring in 93. Still have her & many more fine firearms.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 9:46:16 PM EDT
Married her.
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 9:47:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/25/2003 10:03:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sukebe: I married her. Does it get any crazier than that?
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That's exactly what I thought when I read the title.
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 2:08:26 AM EDT
Gave up a scholarship to Auburn University (Engineering) and enrolled in a nearby JUCO because she didn't want me to move away!!! I still kick myself in the balls everyday for turning down that scholarship!!! Me kicking--->[nuts]<---Me getting kicked
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 2:37:48 AM EDT
Married 2 of 'em, but not at the same time. Your welcome...saved you guys the expense!
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 3:53:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By RikWriter: I once did the Dying Koala on a palm tree for a girl.
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I'll bite. Is it like a Dirty Sanchez?
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Hehe, no, it's an informal Army punishment, related to the Dying Cockroach. You're forced to hang on a tree or pole upside down, with your arms and legs wrapped around it and say in a squeaky voice "I'm a dying koala, I'm a dying koala." I had told my current girlfriend about it and she insisted on seeing it. I wound up with a nice long sliver of wood from the palm tree stuck into thigh (I was wearing shorts).
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 4:43:08 AM EDT
Craziest thing I have ever done for a man? Too embarrassed to admit and I certainly wouldn't put it in writing.
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 4:46:10 AM EDT
Married her...how much crazier can it get? [whacko]
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 4:53:34 AM EDT
1)Sold a mint original Johnson 1941 for part payment of the engagment ring she wanted. 2)Marry her.
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 4:59:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2003 5:00:20 AM EDT by u-baddog]
I think the title of this thread could be renamed What was The Craziest Thing/s You Have Done For [b]SEX[/b]? Because if it wsnt for sex why would you do any of this stuff.
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 5:00:01 AM EDT
I danced....or at least gyrated my body in loose convulsions almost to the rythm of some painfully loud noise that could be construed as music. I was a drummer and a guitar player...making music, I had rythm to spare, but on the dance floor...forget it. Somebody could think I was having an epileptic siezure.
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 5:02:51 AM EDT
First time was getting a "Dear John" from my true love while in Vietnam, I really showed her by extending another year. Bad fucking decision. Man did I pay for that one. Second was joining the reserves a year for extra $, bitch ran off with a married dude who left his wife and two kids two weeks before our wedding date. I was not happy. rk
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 5:11:56 AM EDT
Spent all my hard working money on her and .....Get dumped. I was young and stupid.
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 5:13:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2003 5:14:54 AM EDT by TRW]
Gave up a great job with the Federal Government (GS-11 step 10) to move from a very friendly gun state (Utah) to a very NOT friendly gun state (upstate NY). Whether I'll regret this remains to be seen.....
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 5:41:14 AM EDT
Gave up a full ride scholarship at an engineering school to follow the high school sweetheart to an unexceptional state school. She started screwing around behind my back 3 months later, of course. In a bout of depression and masochism, I decided to study physics. 10 years later I have a PhD and a job at America's premier weapons lab. Funny how things work out... Of course, my friend from HS stayed at the engineering school and ended up getting a great job with NASA; they're even paying his normal salary (+ tuition) while he goes back to grad school!
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 8:10:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 9:14:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/26/2003 9:25:14 AM EDT by Ragnaroc]
Gave her a plane ticket and a couple hundred bucks for what turned out to be a trip to fuck her boyfriend. Doh. Edited to add, also spent way too much money on jewelry that could have went to better use.
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 12:52:47 PM EDT
Sold one: Glock 17, Tarus 669 .357, Ruger 10/22 and one AutoOrd. 1911......... For a stupid ring!!!!! Oh I forgot the Autococker paintball gun and gear too![banghead] Oh she did buy me an Ak for christmas two years ago.... Yea well live and learn![rolleyes]
Link Posted: 11/26/2003 10:58:46 PM EDT
I once walked 30+ miles cuz my truck was broken down at the time... just for a hug from my first "true" love. I ended up leaving her in Moab for her stark raving mad mother to come pick up.... after she ran outta the hotel room, to the cops, to claim that I had hurt her. I HAVE NEVER laid a hand on a woman. Boy was SHE NUTS. Too bad it took 3 years to figure this out.
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