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A wealthy family has a neurotic dog that won't eat despite them hiring the best dog psychiatrist in the area to treat the issue. A somewhat uninvited house guest sees this happening and then instinctively gets down on his hands and knees and begins eating the dog's food out of its bowl. The dog sees this and then happily runs over and begins eating from the bowl as well. View Quote |
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you put the lotion in the basket
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A decaptitated head rolls to a stop and then utters its last word.
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A man joins up with natives to learn their culture and exploit them. He ends up falling in love with their way of lifeand one of their womenand leads them to victory over those trying to take advantage of their resources. View Quote Bad guy holding a blow torch says, "Set yo ass on fire" |
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A cop goes undercover with a group of thrill seekers who are using heists to fund their extreme sports lifestyles. He falls for a girl in the group and becomes besties with the leader. At the end he finds himself in conflict and lets the leader of the group go out in style doing what he loves. View Quote |
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A stunningly brave black girl uses a stolen strap-on dildo on her boyfrield to show him what it really means to be a swedish man. View Quote Click To View Spoiler |
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View Quote In the original version, they used a White camaro instead of the Challenger to slam into the 'dozers |
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2 brothers go to war against the mafia. Someone is called a fag and someone has a coke.
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A loveable loser meets an incredibly hot wannabe shoplifter. Real robbers try to rob them. The incredibly hot wannabe shoplifter rides a mechanical horse. The loser wins.
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A poor guy from down south comes to America and makes money in the shipping and distribution industry. He meets his untimely demise due to a home invasion.
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View Quote For some reason, I thought that was an 80s movie. Turns out, it was '91. |
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A hooker uses shampoo, a toilet tank lid and hair spray to defeat her attacker.
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3 guys standing in the middle of a cemetery eyeballing each other
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A mercenary type guy watches over an ambush bomb with a sniper rifle and sees a school bus pass by the military vehicle he was trying to hit. School bus explodes and the mercenary retreats in regret.
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A gang of midget thieves and a young boy steal shitloads of war treasure from a drunken French general who is talking to himself about historical figures who happen to be short.
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guy gets shot with an arrow by Indians he drinks a bunch of whiskey a nun removes the arrow then the guy drunk off his ass tries to shoot a bundle of dynamite strapped to a train trestle as the train is crossing
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