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Posted: 11/17/2003 9:39:12 PM EDT
Well, all except the Red Ryder BB gun, but that belongs to my son. What a feeling of freedom!!!!
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 9:40:46 PM EDT
Ummmmm.....congratulations???
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 9:42:57 PM EDT
what are you going to do now?

cribbage?
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 9:51:15 PM EDT
Why the hell did you do that?
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 9:52:43 PM EDT
[Imbroglio]You are safe now![/Imbroglio]
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 9:53:10 PM EDT
Sure hope you really needed the money.
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 9:55:01 PM EDT
Ok you have 911 on speed dial now what?[:\]
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 9:55:12 PM EDT
Right Jack Me Too(they are watching right?)everything but my SKS style pellet rifle!

Bob
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 10:00:32 PM EDT
Yeah, me too. Who needs guns now-days when you have laws to protect you? Didn't used to have all these laws - wasn't safe then.
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 10:30:11 PM EDT
I threw mine in the river.
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 11:26:36 PM EDT
I'm throwing mine in the river too.
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 11:48:19 PM EDT
You're just a tad early for April Fools day.
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 11:57:21 PM EDT
wish I could say the same, but alas, I have no guns
Link Posted: 11/17/2003 11:57:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 1:02:35 AM EDT
Like my grandpappy used to say-

"Thats fucking STUPID!"

Link Posted: 11/18/2003 3:47:55 AM EDT
On behalf of SARAH BRADY, CHUCKIE SHUMER, DIANE FIEN-SWINE...........I say:

"YOU'RE A FRIGGEN IDIOT"!
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 3:49:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 3:52:52 AM EDT
Ok, all the goberment agents can go home & scratch him off the list as he sold all his guns.
I wasn't that smart. I gave mine all away to passing strangers.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 3:57:09 AM EDT
i lost all of mine in a boating accident
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 3:59:15 AM EDT
Congratulations!...Now you can go and live with Imbroglio.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 4:17:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Engineer:
You're just a tad early for April Fools day.



Haven't you figure out? It's easier to fool people this way. Everyone expects it on April 1. Who is ready for it in November?
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 4:43:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 4:47:57 AM EDT
OK. Now tell us why.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 5:00:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted by mejames:
I threw mine in the river.



Originally Posted By MartyA:
I'm throwing mine in the river too.



I'm throwing yours in the river, too.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 5:04:27 AM EDT
I threw mine in the river too. Man what a feeling of freedom. I thought of selling them but it involved too much paperwork.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 5:07:42 AM EDT
Me too.
I feel so much safer. When I ownded guns, they would call to me and demand I kill. Now that they are out, I watch O! and feel so much in tune with my peaceful side. I can't wait to get my CMP Garand so I can throw that in the lake, too. Really looking forward to it.
Guns are cool, but as soon as you hold them, you become a homicidal maniac.
Glad to see I am not the only one who realizes this.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 5:11:24 AM EDT
Guns? What guns? I don' know 'bout no steenkin guns. I thought this was a gardening webpage ....

Hi Mr BATF maaaaannnn!

Link Posted: 11/18/2003 5:13:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sylvan:
Me too.
I feel so much safer. When I ownded guns, they would call to me and demand I kill. Now that they are out, I watch O! and feel so much in tune with my peaceful side. I can't wait to get my CMP Garand so I can throw that in the lake, too. Really looking forward to it.
Guns are cool, but as soon as you hold them, you become a homicidal maniac.
Glad to see I am not the only one who realizes this.

The gunhaters really think this way!
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 5:26:54 AM EDT
I sold all of mine as well. I then used the funds to put a downpayment on a toyota prius hybrid fuel car.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 5:31:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2003 5:31:30 AM EDT by lokt]

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
i lost all of mine in a boating accident



Me too.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 5:45:53 AM EDT
I bet Snorkle-bob is going to be one busy SOB!

Bob
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 5:54:22 AM EDT
Where is this river y'all are talking about??
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 6:15:26 AM EDT


To DFW crew:
My house is next to PD, so there's no reason for me to have any firearms. I feel very safe, very safe.
I sold all mine. There are no C3 firearms, no handguns, no rifles, zero, nada. If you guys see me with a firearm, I must have borrow from a friend of mine.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 6:20:48 AM EDT
Hey now. Don't knock the Prius. I'm actually considering getting one.

I'll have the only Prius with a gun rack.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 6:24:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JackBurton:
Well, all except the Red Ryder BB gun, but that belongs to my son. What a feeling of freedom!!!!



Good. One more slave for me to subjugate when the SHTF.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 6:42:02 AM EDT
As long as you live a peaceful life, treat others with love and dignity, and nurture good karma, nothing bad will happen to you and you'll have no need for guns. Violence only visits those that deserve it! If a bad guy accosts you or tries to rape your wife, just reason with the guy--shower him with compassion and everything will be alright.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 6:47:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mojo:


To DFW crew:
My house is next to PD, so there's no reason for me to have any firearms. I feel very safe, very safe.
I sold all mine. There are no C3 firearms, no handguns, no rifles, zero, nada. If you guys see me with a firearm, I must have borrow from a friend of mine.



It has got to be said:

Link Posted: 11/18/2003 7:06:51 AM EDT
I have a hard enough time selling one gun, let alone all.

I don't know whether to admire you or admonish you.

You, JackBurton, must have gone through some extensive re-programming.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 7:10:08 AM EDT
being a California resident Im also planning on
selling most of mine too, firearms have too much "red tape" these days, too many restrictions, nothings legal anymore, it's just not worth the hassle anymore to buy new guns. I already sold 4 this year and plan on thinning out my collection even more, I think I'll just keep a couple handguns for home defense and a couple rifles for the range like
my SKS & PC9 then when those get banned I'll get rid of those too. I'll never leave Ca.

I would just call 911 if TSHTF.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 7:34:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2003 7:34:58 AM EDT by the]

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
i lost all of mine in a boating accident



I lost all of mine in a shark attack.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 7:38:54 AM EDT
Since you've sold all of your guns will you be joining PETA or Greenpeace next???
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 7:42:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By drjeffallen:

Originally Posted By mojo:


To DFW crew:
My house is next to PD, so there's no reason for me to have any firearms. I feel very safe, very safe.
I sold all mine. There are no C3 firearms, no handguns, no rifles, zero, nada. If you guys see me with a firearm, I must have borrow from a friend of mine.



It has got to be said:




Had a big garage sale last weekend. Everything was 50% off.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 8:39:56 PM EDT
Some of you guys really blew it. Did you know you can get $50/gun at a police sponsered buy-back rally? Don't throw any more guns in the lake, they are worth big money and you'll be making the neighboorhood safer for the children.
Link Posted: 11/18/2003 10:47:59 PM EDT
/turns on Lenny voice from Of Mice and Men

All of my guns fell down the stairs :(. They did a bad thing...
Link Posted: 11/19/2003 4:41:27 AM EDT
I'm going to go out on a limb here for all my ARFcom bretheren, & volenteer my services to ya'll. If you have guns that need to be destroyed or planted in the river, just IM me for my address, & I will do it for you. FREE! you just pay the shipping, & your troubles will all be a thing of the past. I mean this most sincerely, Searcher for Truth out
Link Posted: 11/19/2003 6:08:29 AM EDT
I donated mine to Goodwill...

...think of the write off!
Link Posted: 11/19/2003 6:12:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ScottG:
Since you've sold all of your guns will you be joining PETA or Greenpeace next???


I am a member of million mom march.
Link Posted: 11/19/2003 7:39:10 AM EDT
My neighborhood beaver ate all the wood off my stocks so I melted down the metal and made gardening tools out of them. No guns here Mr. ATF man *whistling innocently*
Link Posted: 11/19/2003 11:26:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
i lost all of mine in a boating accident



Me too.



yah, i lost mine in a terrible lawnmower accident



oh the horror
Link Posted: 11/19/2003 11:28:29 AM EDT
I sold all my guns a while back. Figured I'd be safer since I heard that most gun owners are shot & killed with their own guns.
Link Posted: 11/19/2003 11:42:11 AM EDT
GUN!?!? what? I thought this was embezzaling cooking with Martha Stewart website. sorry, my bad.
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