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InternationalM Member Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3494 EE 98% (51) WV, USA	Posted: 2/7/2019 5:50:58 PM EDT [#1] Boone Doggle.

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5849 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/7/2019 6:52:40 PM EDT [#2]
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

RED_5 Resident Jedi Grand Master Joined Feb 2001 Posts 57701 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 2/7/2019 8:06:07 PM EDT [#3]
	MIA: M/SGT James W. Holt USSF 2-7-68 SVN "Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you." -A. Wilkow

InternationalM Member Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3497 EE 98% (51) WV, USA	Posted: 2/7/2019 10:12:39 PM EDT [#4]

InternationalM Member Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3498 EE 98% (51) WV, USA	Posted: 2/7/2019 11:02:19 PM EDT [#5] Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eilTTOVV6L0

ecgRN I'm a Focker Joined Mar 2002 Posts 21244 EE 100% (26) CO, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 1:12:11 AM EDT [Last Edit: ecgRN] [#6] edit: Not a Sharpied Ranger. A Real Talon Not #blackface
	Familiarity and prolonged exposure without incident leads to a loss of appreciation of risk.

Meadowmuffin A fool with foot in mouth Joined Oct 2007 Posts 12851 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 9:50:43 AM EDT [#7] Dang it there goes the neighborhood.
	On my right butt cheek is your name It will be Yuge! I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it.

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5853 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 12:05:43 PM EDT [#8]
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5854 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 12:06:10 PM EDT [#9]
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5855 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 12:07:36 PM EDT [#10]
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5856 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 12:12:17 PM EDT [#11]
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5857 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 12:12:38 PM EDT [#12]
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

flinch08 Official Threadkiller Team Leader Joined Jun 2008 Posts 12635 EE 100% (32) SD, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 2:45:05 PM EDT [#13] Didn't give up, fuck sticks.
	Really. Lemme guess, you were hunting in Colorado and the devils lettuce fell into the campfire, everybody got fucked up as a two dollar watch, and you came up with this story?

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5860 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 4:40:07 PM EDT [#14] Never give up. Improvise, adapt, overcome. Never quit.
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

flatiron244

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Posted: 2/8/2019 5:09:54 PM EDT

[#15]

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Originally Posted By ltcdwb:
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/mychannel957.com/files/2014/05/10406741_10203675285023145_951217499298274596_n-335x630.jpg

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I remember a similar "that moment". 2 years old, playing with Dads razor. I looked like the kid in the pic except it was blood

And yes I really do remember shit from when I was 2 years old. It always freaked out my parents 20-30-40 years later when I talked about early life stuff. In fact, at less than 2 years old I found out how unfair life was when I got blamed for a turd on the floor. I screamed and screamed that it wasn't mine. I knew in my heart and mind that it wasn't mine, but was forced to pick it up and put it in the toilet. My sis, 3 and brother, 4 all claimed it wasn't there's as they laughed at my impending doom. I couldn't believe it was happening

30 Years later, talking about the old days with my sis, I tell her about that and she's laughing just a little too hard. I'm like damn it isn't that funny, and she says "yeah it is, it was my turd".

Bitch. All those years.... LOL

To add: this reply is a unfairness and memory reply and is not intended to make this a poop thread.

RED_5

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Joined Feb 2001
Posts 57712
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Posted: 2/8/2019 6:07:44 PM EDT

[#16]

Quote History

Originally Posted By flatiron244:

I remember a similar "that moment". 2 years old, playing with Dads razor. I looked like the kid in the pic except it was blood

And yes I really do remember shit from when I was 2 years old. It always freaked out my parents 20-30-40 years later when I talked about early life stuff. In fact, at less than 2 years old I found out how unfair life was when I got blamed for a turd on the floor. I screamed and screamed that it wasn't mine. I knew in my heart and mind that it wasn't mine, but was forced to pick it up and put it in the toilet. My sis, 3 and brother, 4 all claimed it wasn't there's as they laughed at my impending doom. I couldn't believe it was happening

30 Years later, talking about the old days with my sis, I tell her about that and she's laughing just a little too hard. I'm like damn it isn't that funny, and she says "yeah it is, it was my turd".

Bitch. All those years.... LOL

To add: this reply is a unfairness and memory reply and is not intended to make this a poop thread.

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now you need to leave one on her floor, then leave. paybacks are a motherfucker

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"Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you."
-A. Wilkow

InternationalM Member Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3501 EE 98% (51) WV, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 6:24:11 PM EDT [#17] Attached File No truer words have been spoken

Sinsbad69 Member- call sign to be determined:( Joined Sep 2004 Posts 2758 EE 100% (84) TN, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 9:42:59 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By InternationalM: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/379361/B0DBB50A-893E-44B7-A8D2-CD0ABD41D7AE_jpeg-838403.JPG No truer words have been spoken View Quote Lubing up right now.... Alcohol you sickos

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5862 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/8/2019 10:15:19 PM EDT [#19] Currently imbibing a Harvey Wallbanger.
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

RED_5 Resident Jedi Grand Master Joined Feb 2001 Posts 57717 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 2/9/2019 1:10:26 AM EDT [#20]
	MIA: M/SGT James W. Holt USSF 2-7-68 SVN "Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you." -A. Wilkow

Meadowmuffin A fool with foot in mouth Joined Oct 2007 Posts 12863 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 2/9/2019 2:36:58 PM EDT [#21] Probably the wrong place, but I actually like this. In fact it deserves a thread of its own.
	On my right butt cheek is your name It will be Yuge! I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it.

flinch08 Official Threadkiller Team Leader Joined Jun 2008 Posts 12648 EE 100% (32) SD, USA	Posted: 2/9/2019 2:44:47 PM EDT [#22] LOL. My half-brother had Downs and was a powerlifter. He was pretty strong. Died of leukemia at 21. Pretty common.
	Really. Lemme guess, you were hunting in Colorado and the devils lettuce fell into the campfire, everybody got fucked up as a two dollar watch, and you came up with this story?

Meadowmuffin A fool with foot in mouth Joined Oct 2007 Posts 12868 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 2/9/2019 2:58:25 PM EDT [#23] I just learned something. I had no idea there was a connection between Down syndrome and leukemia.
	On my right butt cheek is your name It will be Yuge! I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it.

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5865 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/9/2019 3:12:37 PM EDT [#24] I didn't know that either.
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

InternationalM Member Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3512 EE 98% (51) WV, USA	Posted: 2/9/2019 10:32:06 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By flinch08: My half-brother had Downs and was a powerlifter. He was pretty strong. Died of leukemia at 21. Pretty common. View Quote That sucks.... I’m sorry to hear that....

flinch08 Official Threadkiller Team Leader Joined Jun 2008 Posts 12662 EE 100% (32) SD, USA	Posted: 2/9/2019 11:52:20 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By InternationalM: That sucks.... I’m sorry to hear that.... View Quote Thank you. It was a long time ago. He is buried next to my father, and I still cry when I visit. Should take my son's this spring, but know it would really suck.
	Really. Lemme guess, you were hunting in Colorado and the devils lettuce fell into the campfire, everybody got fucked up as a two dollar watch, and you came up with this story?

RED_5 Resident Jedi Grand Master Joined Feb 2001 Posts 57734 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 2/10/2019 1:17:57 PM EDT [#27] over 12 hours? I've No More F***s To Give! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0
	MIA: M/SGT James W. Holt USSF 2-7-68 SVN "Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you." -A. Wilkow

Meadowmuffin A fool with foot in mouth Joined Oct 2007 Posts 12879 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 2/10/2019 3:38:49 PM EDT [#28]
	On my right butt cheek is your name It will be Yuge! I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it.

InternationalM Member Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3516 EE 98% (51) WV, USA	Posted: 2/10/2019 6:14:14 PM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By Meadowmuffin: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/135749/29468832_10155167243680759_2369114349577120885_n-840898.jpg View Quote Get that cross eyed cousin fucking half assed sci-fi out of here

ltcdwb

I know enough to be dangerous.

Joined Aug 2003
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TX, USA

Posted: 2/10/2019 9:41:16 PM EDT

[#30]

Ok, today I became a cliché. With Sunday being our Saturday we slept in and had a late breakfast. We left the house around 3:00 PM to run some errands. My lovely wife mentioned we should eat. So off we went to the local Catfish Parlor. We made our selection from the menu and the waiter headed off to deliver our request to the kitchen. I looked at the time and realized it would be about 4:30 when we would eat. I thought about things and realized, I AM AN OLD FART!!!! I ordered off the Senior's menu and we would eat our evening meal at 4:30!!

Only thing I got to say about it is …………………………………….GET OFF MY LAWN.

"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

RED_5 Resident Jedi Grand Master Joined Feb 2001 Posts 57745 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 2/10/2019 11:27:02 PM EDT [#31] what color crayons for dessert
	MIA: M/SGT James W. Holt USSF 2-7-68 SVN "Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you." -A. Wilkow

Skywarp2203 Decepticons Forever Joined Oct 2014 Posts 11993 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 2/10/2019 11:28:06 PM EDT [#32] Attached File
	I couldn’t choose which chili, so I said get both!

flinch08 Official Threadkiller Team Leader Joined Jun 2008 Posts 12670 EE 100% (32) SD, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 12:02:30 AM EDT [#33] We ate lunch at 3 and went home for a 2 hour nap. Are we old?
	Really. Lemme guess, you were hunting in Colorado and the devils lettuce fell into the campfire, everybody got fucked up as a two dollar watch, and you came up with this story?

flinch08 Official Threadkiller Team Leader Joined Jun 2008 Posts 12672 EE 100% (32) SD, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 7:19:46 AM EDT [#34] Mondays. I got em.
	Really. Lemme guess, you were hunting in Colorado and the devils lettuce fell into the campfire, everybody got fucked up as a two dollar watch, and you came up with this story?

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5870 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 9:14:39 AM EDT [#35]
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

Meadowmuffin A fool with foot in mouth Joined Oct 2007 Posts 12880 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 10:10:04 AM EDT [#36] A woman is on the elevator. A man gets on and the woman smiling says TGIF. The man responds S-H-I-T. Puzzled, she again responds TGIF as in thank god its Friday. The man responds S-H-I-T as in sorry honey its Thursday!
	On my right butt cheek is your name It will be Yuge! I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it.

ltcdwb

I know enough to be dangerous.

Joined Aug 2003
Posts 5871
EE 100% (2)

TX, USA

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:03:32 AM EDT

[#37]

Nice.

An Avon sales lady is in an elevator and just as the doors closed, the enchiladas she had for lunch decided it was time for her to produce a fart. It was a fart to beat all farts. The fan in the elevator was not going to exhaust that stench. She thought and remembered the pine scent air freshener sample she had in her case. She whipped it out and sprayed half the bottle. She was satisfied things were fine. The elevator stopped and a man stepped in. The doors closed and she noticed him sniffing the air.

He asked he, "What is that smell?"

She replied it was Avon's new pine tree scent air freshener.

He said, "Damn, it smells like someone shit a pine tree."

"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

Meadowmuffin

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Posted: 2/11/2019 2:38:31 PM EDT

[Last Edit: Meadowmuffin] [#38]

Air freshener commercial in Kentucky Fried movie

First woman walks it and says Fish for dinner?

Second woman walks in and says is Charles smoking cigars lately?

Third woman walks in and sarcastically says "Christ did a cow shit in here".

The Kentucky Fried Movie (3/4) "Did a cow sh*t in here?" (1977)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgIoNt9KunQ

On my right butt cheek is your name
It will be Yuge!
I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it.

InternationalM Member Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3517 EE 98% (51) WV, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 6:18:45 PM EDT [#39] The death of this thread won’t stand man... the dude doesn’t abide...

ltcdwb I know enough to be dangerous. Joined Aug 2003 Posts 5873 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 8:30:02 PM EDT [#40] Not gonna die on my watch. Not today.
	"To observe a Marine, is inspirational. To be a Marine, is exceptional." ~ GySgt Charles F. Wolf, Jr.

RED_5 Resident Jedi Grand Master Joined Feb 2001 Posts 57752 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 9:29:27 PM EDT [#41] Blazing Saddles - We Must Do Something! Harrumph! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY
	MIA: M/SGT James W. Holt USSF 2-7-68 SVN "Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you." -A. Wilkow

InternationalM Member Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3518 EE 98% (51) WV, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 10:10:30 PM EDT [#42] Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9dLksw2p0

flinch08 Official Threadkiller Team Leader Joined Jun 2008 Posts 12673 EE 100% (32) SD, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 10:50:12 PM EDT [#43] My whole week is Mondays.
	Really. Lemme guess, you were hunting in Colorado and the devils lettuce fell into the campfire, everybody got fucked up as a two dollar watch, and you came up with this story?

Sinsbad69 Member- call sign to be determined:( Joined Sep 2004 Posts 2760 EE 100% (84) TN, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 10:58:30 PM EDT [#44] Attached File

SDSG CWWIV: 87 Minutes Joined Feb 2013 Posts 6658 EE 0% (0) NV, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 10:59:18 PM EDT [#45] ALL THE FUCKIN TIME

Sinsbad69 Member- call sign to be determined:( Joined Sep 2004 Posts 2761 EE 100% (84) TN, USA	Posted: 2/11/2019 10:59:28 PM EDT [#46] Best movie evar!!!!!

Meadowmuffin A fool with foot in mouth Joined Oct 2007 Posts 12893 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 2/12/2019 12:08:55 PM EDT [#47] The best scene was the camp fire scene. Whoey boys after so many bean farts.
	On my right butt cheek is your name It will be Yuge! I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it.

Meadowmuffin A fool with foot in mouth Joined Oct 2007 Posts 12898 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 2/12/2019 7:15:19 PM EDT [#48]
	On my right butt cheek is your name It will be Yuge! I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it.

InternationalM Member Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3519 EE 98% (51) WV, USA	Posted: 2/12/2019 10:19:01 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Meadowmuffin: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/135749/1506841_10152052627645759_8293861569977054082_n-843340.jpg View Quote Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjdN3xd0Rf8

DD1801 The bottled beer taste, in a can. Joined Mar 2005 Posts 16750 EE 100% (15) OK, USA	Posted: 2/12/2019 10:50:46 PM EDT [#50] Last post on page 60

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