User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:33:41 AM EDT
I get a text for her this morning:
Her: I'm at the ER Me: (thinking to myself, OK now what) What happened, and who Her: Dusty ( her intended) Me: what happened Her: He tried to take all his vitamins at the same time and they are stuck part way down his esophagus and it hurts  I swear she gets in the middle of more stupidity than anyone I know. Stuck vitamin pills are you kidding me!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:35:05 AM EDT
[#1]
Dusty sounds like a real catch.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:35:27 AM EDT
[#2]
Eat a banana.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:35:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Well at least it hurts. Stupid should hurt.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:36:03 AM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Dusty sounds like a real catch. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:36:04 AM EDT
[#5]
Sounds like a good person for her to pop out a couple of grandkids for you.
You’ll probably get to babysit them a good bit when he winds up in the ER again for something like a hangnail. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:36:21 AM EDT
[#6]
He needed more practice.
I used to take 5-6 fish oil caps at once since I was taking so many every day (10-12 daily). |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:36:27 AM EDT
[#7]
At least you know who'll be doing the swallowing in the family...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:37:09 AM EDT
[#8]
Somebody named Dusty should understand a lack of lubrication can make swallowing difficult.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:37:31 AM EDT
[#9]
This is the gayest thing I have ever heard
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:38:09 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Dusty sounds like a real catch. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:38:41 AM EDT
[#11]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:38:59 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
This is the gayest thing I have ever heard |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:39:00 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
At least you know who'll be doing the swallowing in the family...  You guys are killing me - keep them coming!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:43:03 AM EDT
[#14]
Sounds like my BIL, the fucker could break an anvil. He once wrecked a riding lawn mower on a level lot. Another time he replaced a light switch and set his bathroom on fire.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:44:10 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
<> Stuck vitamin pills are you kidding me!  it was a 'dumb guy' thing. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:45:29 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
This is the gayest thing I have ever heard OP, you should ask your daughter why she only dates retarded people. Is it a sympathy thing? |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:48:12 AM EDT
[#17]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:48:57 AM EDT
[#18]
Does Dusty have a camaro?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:49:41 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Dusty sounds like a real catch. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:52:24 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
At least you know who'll be doing the swallowing in the family...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:53:59 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
 Quote History |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:54:47 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Well at least it hurts. Stupid should hurt. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:56:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Tell her to throat punch him, that'll loosen it up ricky-tick.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:56:21 AM EDT
[#24]
FPNI like a boss.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 10:59:05 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Does Dusty have a camaro? |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:00:35 AM EDT
[#26]
it's getting Dusty in here
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:01:00 AM EDT
[#27]
Warm water will also break them loose.
Do you like this kid? |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:01:43 AM EDT
[#28]
Well at least when our daughter called the other night to tell us they were at the ER, her dumb husband actually did something that needed a doctor, dumbshit cut off his left hand index finger while cutting hardwood floor with his skill saw! I have never heard the vitamin excuse before!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:03:30 AM EDT
[#29]
He has no ragrets about this I take it?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:06:41 AM EDT
[#30]
We can only hope he tried drinking water before the ER visit
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:18:43 AM EDT
[#31]
Love is blind, but love shouldn't be shopping in the special ed department. I think that's actually a crime.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:42:04 AM EDT
[#32]
Your daughter and Dusty will have an interesting life together.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:42:11 AM EDT
[#33]
We have one natural daughter and one we adopted from Ukraine (she is 29 now); guess which one this is!
I love the Russian/Ukrainian girlfriend threads - yeah go for it, what could possibly go wrong. As for what do I think about him.............let's just say they are a match. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:46:27 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Dusty sounds like a real catch.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:51:09 AM EDT
[#35]
I found a picture of OP's daughter, Dusty, and their future kids:
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:51:55 AM EDT
[#36]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:55:18 AM EDT
[#37]
You should slip some of those new male birth control pills in with them.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:58:33 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Dusty sounds like a real catch. 
FPNI |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 11:59:57 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You should slip some of those new male birth control pills in with them. 
Actually he is a firefighter with IFD, has been with them for a bunch of years and seems to have a pretty good record with them. He has a good income which is quite an improvement compared to others she has gone out with. He has a bit of a macho thing going on though and it get's him in trouble from time to time. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:00:19 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Imagine what the ER doctor is thinking. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
This is the gayest thing I have ever heard |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:27:18 PM EDT
[#41]
Dusty only has 3” hose? No wonder he got fixed.
Ed |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:35:42 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Well at least it hurts. Stupid should hurt. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:39:43 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
He is fixed so that's one thing in his favor!
Actually he is a firefighter with IFD, has been with them for a bunch of years and seems to have a pretty good record with them. He has a good income which is quite an improvement compared to others she has gone out with. He has a bit of a macho thing going on though and it get's him in trouble from time to time.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:40:06 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
I get a text for her this morning: Her: I'm at the ER Me: (thinking to myself, OK now what) What happened, and who Her: Dusty ( her intended) Me: what happened Her: He tried to take all his vitamins at the same time and they are stuck part way down his esophagus and it hurts I swear she gets in the middle of more stupidity than anyone I know. Stuck vitamin pills are you kidding me!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:42:26 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote History |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:43:55 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Imagine what the ER doctor is thinking. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
This is the gayest thing I have ever heard |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:44:48 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
I get a text for her this morning: Her: I'm at the ER Me: (thinking to myself, OK now what) What happened, and who Her: Dusty ( her intended) Me: what happened Her: He tried to take all his vitamins at the same time and they are stuck part way down his esophagus and it hurts I swear she gets in the middle of more stupidity than anyone I know. Stuck vitamin pills are you kidding me!Well, at least he is into being healthy. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:45:44 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Well at least it hurts. Stupid should hurt. do you ever stop to think that all the laws preventing people from doing stupid shit and dying, have only resulted in more stupid people? |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:47:12 PM EDT
[#49]
And that's the dudette boinking your daughter
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/26/2018 12:53:35 PM EDT
[#50]
He went to ER because he had a sore throat?
I ought to save all these threads |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
Attached File