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https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/-ARCHIVED-THREAD-Glimmer-of-hope-for-single-guys/5-2044375/?page=1 There was this thread last fall about hot single inmates at women's prison...so I picked one I saw promise with and wrote a 2 page letter by hand. I sent a hand written letter first class, took 2 months to get there, and be read, and today we talked by phone... DAY 1 View Quote Go through jpay For short letters its the same cost. She will have it in a day or 2 Ive been writing a guy in tdc i knew b4 he fucked up. Intox manslaughter-38 yr sentance. Should do 19 |
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There should be a forum rule instituted that this thread cannot be archived.
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OP When you're writing letters to inmates your life is in a bad situation.
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Isn't there some law that prohibits a person from having guns if there is a previously convicted felon in the house?
LINK That is enough to keep a gun owner from getting serious about a woman with a record. Those first dates might be fun, but soon the guy will hear, "We've been dating for ___ months now. Where do you see our relationship going?" |
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There are no conjugal visits for unmarried inmates. Closest you can get is if she goes to a low security facility. I used to visit a friend at the Ancora low sec unit in NJ. There were concrete/wood picnic tables around the Yard, you would see an inmate with his gf/baby momma/wife visiting, kids would be playing in the dirt next to the table while the gal would sit on the inmate's lap while making slow circles trying not to be obvious, kids right there less than 6 feet away.
You haven't lived until you come home from work (at the jail) to find Jail Mail in your mailbox. Jail Mail is usually characterized by the envelope being covered with kindergarten stick figure drawings, or even quasi-stained glass art made from Jolly Ranchers dissolved in hot water to make colored glass. A gal I had living with me was molested by her father, he went to prison for 20 something years. Her stupid mother gave him my address, so he could apologize to her since he was dying from Hep or something. Most of the letter was Woe is me, I need commissary money on my books. Attached File |
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@BMGisbetter Seriously?Just gonna leave us hanging?? At least an update that you're on your honeymoon......or doing well with one kidney. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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If anyone finds out what happened to OP make sure to save it for the Arfcom museum.
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We don't talk anymore, but she should be out In a week or so.
In The short time we exchanged emails/phone calls it was determined by me that all she wanted was a sugar daddy , and was probably talking to about ten other men at the same time. I ejected right after the conversations turned to solicitations for money. The only cash I spent was telephone minutes. Last conversation I had was via email telling her I wasn't sending any money, I had no desire to meet, and I was not interested anymore. Having literally no expectations in this , it was a good eject. |
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We don't talk anymore, but she should be out In a week or so. In The short time we exchanged emails/phone calls it was determined by me that all she wanted was a sugar daddy , and was probably talking to about ten other men at the same time. I ejected right after the conversations turned to solicitations for money. The only cash I spent was telephone minutes. Last conversation I had was via email telling her I wasn't sending any money, I had no desire to meet, and I was not interested anymore. Having literally no expectations in this , it was a good eject. View Quote |
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We don't talk anymore, but she should be out In a week or so. In The short time we exchanged emails/phone calls it was determined by me that all she wanted was a sugar daddy , and was probably talking to about ten other men at the same time. I ejected right after the conversations turned to solicitations for money. The only cash I spent was telephone minutes. Last conversation I had was via email telling her I wasn't sending any money, I had no desire to meet, and I was not interested anymore. Having literally no expectations in this , it was a good eject. View Quote |
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We don't talk anymore, but she should be out In a week or so. In The short time we exchanged emails/phone calls it was determined by me that all she wanted was a sugar daddy , and was probably talking to about ten other men at the same time. I ejected right after the conversations turned to solicitations for money. The only cash I spent was telephone minutes. Last conversation I had was via email telling her I wasn't sending any money, I had no desire to meet, and I was not interested anymore. Having literally no expectations in this , it was a good eject. View Quote Did we ever get an answer to the question about the prison economies? Is it like third world where you could throw fuck around money at them and it’s like a month’s wages? |
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Fresh outta prison sex.....
I can only imagine...... Oh well, it sounded fun but probably dodged a huge bullet. |
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Holy Shit. http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/brittany-883455.jpg Sentence 1 Offense: Extortion - Conspiracy Minimum Sentence: 3 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.213 Maximum Sentence: 20 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 2 Offense: Home Invasion - 1st Degree Minimum Sentence: 5 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.110A2 Maximum Sentence: 20 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 3 Offense: Robbery Armed Minimum Sentence: 15 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.529 Maximum Sentence: 25 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 4 Offense: Home Invasion - 1st Degree - Conspiracy Minimum Sentence: 5 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.110A2 Maximum Sentence: 20 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 5 Offense: Robbery Armed - Conspiracy Minimum Sentence: 15 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.529 Maximum Sentence: 25 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 6 Offense: Car Jacking - Conspiracy Minimum Sentence: 15 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.529A Maximum Sentence: 25 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 7 Offense: Car Jacking Minimum Sentence: 15 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.529A Maximum Sentence: 25 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 8 Offense: Extortion - Conspiracy Minimum Sentence: 3 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.213 Maximum Sentence: 20 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 9 Offense: Robbery Armed - Conspiracy Minimum Sentence: 15 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.529 Maximum Sentence: 25 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 10 Offense: Robbery Armed Minimum Sentence: 15 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.529 Maximum Sentence: 25 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 11 Offense: Torture - Conspiracy Minimum Sentence: 15 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.85 Maximum Sentence: 25 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 12 Offense: Torture Minimum Sentence: 15 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.85 Maximum Sentence: 25 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 13 Offense: Unlawful Imprisonment - Conspiracy Minimum Sentence: 3 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.349B Maximum Sentence: 15 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 14 Offense: Unlawful Imprisonment Minimum Sentence: 3 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.349B Maximum Sentence: 15 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 15 Offense: Asslt w/Int Gr Bod Hrm Less Murder Minimum Sentence: 3 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.84 Maximum Sentence: 10 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 16 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 17 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 18 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 19 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 20 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 21 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 22 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 23 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 24 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 25 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 26 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 27 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 28 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 29 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury Sentence 30 Offense: Weapons - Felony Firearms Minimum Sentence: 2 years 0 months 0 days MCL#: 750.227BA Maximum Sentence: 2 years 0 months Court File#: 10034416-FC Date of Offense: 05/28/2010 County: Saginaw Date of Sentence: 04/12/2012 Conviction Type: Jury View Quote |
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Go through jpay For short letters its the same cost. She will have it in a day or 2 Ive been writing a guy in tdc i knew b4 he fucked up. Intox manslaughter-38 yr sentance. Should do 19 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/-ARCHIVED-THREAD-Glimmer-of-hope-for-single-guys/5-2044375/?page=1 There was this thread last fall about hot single inmates at women's prison...so I picked one I saw promise with and wrote a 2 page letter by hand. I sent a hand written letter first class, took 2 months to get there, and be read, and today we talked by phone... DAY 1 Go through jpay For short letters its the same cost. She will have it in a day or 2 Ive been writing a guy in tdc i knew b4 he fucked up. Intox manslaughter-38 yr sentance. Should do 19 |
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Holy Shit. http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/brittany-883455.jpg Minimum Sentence: 3 years 0 months 0 days 5 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 5 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 3 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 3 years 0 months 0 days 3 years 0 months 0 days 3 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days View Quote Minimum Sentences on all tha tadd up to 175 years. That girl's grandkids will be born with inmate numbers. |
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Fresh outta prison sex..... I can only imagine...... Oh well, it sounded fun but probably dodged a huge bullet. View Quote You can still hit it, just don't let her know where you live, plan to meet up at a bar or somewhere, take her to a motel, etc. But: If you used your home address on the correspondence with her, she will be knocking at your door when she gets out anyway. |
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Holy Flying Fucknoodles! Minimum Sentences on all tha tadd up to 175 years. That girl's grandkids will be born with inmate numbers. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Holy Shit. http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/brittany-883455.jpg Minimum Sentence: 3 years 0 months 0 days 5 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 5 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 3 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 15 years 0 months 0 days 3 years 0 months 0 days 3 years 0 months 0 days 3 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days 2 years 0 months 0 days Minimum Sentences on all tha tadd up to 175 years. That girl's grandkids will be born with inmate numbers. |
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I’m disappointed for ya, bro. Probably would have been wilder than a rodeo, but it sounds like it would have been too much of a headache to find out. Did we ever get an answer to the question about the prison economies? Is it like third world where you could throw fuck around money at them and it’s like a month’s wages? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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We don't talk anymore, but she should be out In a week or so. In The short time we exchanged emails/phone calls it was determined by me that all she wanted was a sugar daddy , and was probably talking to about ten other men at the same time. I ejected right after the conversations turned to solicitations for money. The only cash I spent was telephone minutes. Last conversation I had was via email telling her I wasn't sending any money, I had no desire to meet, and I was not interested anymore. Having literally no expectations in this , it was a good eject. Did we ever get an answer to the question about the prison economies? Is it like third world where you could throw fuck around money at them and it’s like a month’s wages? |
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Any other volunteers want to take a stab at dating an inmate for our entertainment?
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I know a girl (actually 41 y.o.) in a minimum security facility. She "earns" about $12/month for participating in a program. I put $20 on her account occasionally and she is absolutely ecstatic. The money order must be sent to a private processing company which then sends a credit to the facility. The processing company charges a fee for charge/debit payments but not for money orders. I assume the phone credits work the same way. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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We don't talk anymore, but she should be out In a week or so. In The short time we exchanged emails/phone calls it was determined by me that all she wanted was a sugar daddy , and was probably talking to about ten other men at the same time. I ejected right after the conversations turned to solicitations for money. The only cash I spent was telephone minutes. Last conversation I had was via email telling her I wasn't sending any money, I had no desire to meet, and I was not interested anymore. Having literally no expectations in this , it was a good eject. Did we ever get an answer to the question about the prison economies? Is it like third world where you could throw fuck around money at them and it’s like a month’s wages? When does she get out?Romance in the future?? |
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on a closely related note, on Netflix, you'll find Girls Incarcerated: Young and Locked Up
while these are younger girls, I can only imagine the mindset not being too far different. there is always an exception to the rule though. |
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And?? When does she get out?Romance in the future?? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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We don't talk anymore, but she should be out In a week or so. In The short time we exchanged emails/phone calls it was determined by me that all she wanted was a sugar daddy , and was probably talking to about ten other men at the same time. I ejected right after the conversations turned to solicitations for money. The only cash I spent was telephone minutes. Last conversation I had was via email telling her I wasn't sending any money, I had no desire to meet, and I was not interested anymore. Having literally no expectations in this , it was a good eject. Did we ever get an answer to the question about the prison economies? Is it like third world where you could throw fuck around money at them and it’s like a month’s wages? When does she get out?Romance in the future?? So why bother? Well; there is something; I hooked up with her once, a few years ago, and was totally impressed with her warmth and passion. I'd like a re-match to see if it works that good again. Romance? Maybe some. Friends with benefits would be fine. |
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She may get out in a few months. I've exchanged letters with her. I'm waiting to see if they approve (they do a thorough background investigation) my visitor application. If so; I'll spend some time there talking to her. The facility rules allow a "brief" hug and kiss at the beginning and end of a visit. She's in for felony drug possession and says (I'm sure they all say the same thing) that she is not going back to her former life. Even with the best of intentions; she is severely handicapped by family baggage. Court records show that Mom, Dad and brothers are all serial shit-birds. So why bother? Well; there is something; I hooked up with her once, a few years ago, and was totally impressed with her warmth and passion. I'd like a re-match to see if it works that good again. Romance? Maybe some. Friends with benefits would be fine. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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We don't talk anymore, but she should be out In a week or so. In The short time we exchanged emails/phone calls it was determined by me that all she wanted was a sugar daddy , and was probably talking to about ten other men at the same time. I ejected right after the conversations turned to solicitations for money. The only cash I spent was telephone minutes. Last conversation I had was via email telling her I wasn't sending any money, I had no desire to meet, and I was not interested anymore. Having literally no expectations in this , it was a good eject. Did we ever get an answer to the question about the prison economies? Is it like third world where you could throw fuck around money at them and it’s like a month’s wages? When does she get out?Romance in the future?? So why bother? Well; there is something; I hooked up with her once, a few years ago, and was totally impressed with her warmth and passion. I'd like a re-match to see if it works that good again. Romance? Maybe some. Friends with benefits would be fine. I look forward to updates and wish you the best. @diesel1 |
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Quoted: She may get out in a few months. I've exchanged letters with her. I'm waiting to see if they approve (they do a thorough background investigation) my visitor application. If so; I'll spend some time there talking to her. The facility rules allow a "brief" hug and kiss at the beginning and end of a visit. She's in for felony drug possession and says (I'm sure they all say the same thing) that she is not going back to her former life. Even with the best of intentions; she is severely handicapped by family baggage. Court records show that Mom, Dad and brothers are all serial shit-birds. So why bother? Well; there is something; I hooked up with her once, a few years ago, and was totally impressed with her warmth and passion. I'd like a re-match to see if it works that good again. Romance? Maybe some. Friends with benefits would be fine. View Quote |
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Quoted: She may get out in a few months. I've exchanged letters with her. I'm waiting to see if they approve (they do a thorough background investigation) my visitor application. If so; I'll spend some time there talking to her. The facility rules allow a "brief" hug and kiss at the beginning and end of a visit. She's in for felony drug possession and says (I'm sure they all say the same thing) that she is not going back to her former life. Even with the best of intentions; she is severely handicapped by family baggage. Court records show that Mom, Dad and brothers are all serial shit-birds. So why bother? Well; there is something; I hooked up with her once, a few years ago, and was totally impressed with her warmth and passion. I'd like a re-match to see if it works that good again. Romance? Maybe some. Friends with benefits would be fine. View Quote |
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We don't talk anymore, but she should be out In a week or so. In The short time we exchanged emails/phone calls it was determined by me that all she wanted was a sugar daddy , and was probably talking to about ten other men at the same time. I ejected right after the conversations turned to solicitations for money. The only cash I spent was telephone minutes. Last conversation I had was via email telling her I wasn't sending any money, I had no desire to meet, and I was not interested anymore. Having literally no expectations in this , it was a good eject. View Quote Not really sure I'd call this an eject... You hadn't even got in the seat. Glad you came to your senses though. |
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soooooooo,
I get a email today that she is out, and wants me to pay for a plane ticket to come fuck my brains out.....should I FO ? havent heard from her in several months, told her I wasnt interested anymore. |
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