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Posted: 10/20/2017 11:21:29 AM EDT

Has anyone ever been close to her? She looks like she's about 4' tall and 75 lbs.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:22:01 AM EDT

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looks like a 14 yr old boy. Gross.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:22:40 AM EDT

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She's 5'3"

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:23:38 AM EDT

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5'2" and 98lbs.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:25:54 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 11:27:03 AM EDT

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I've never seen a 14 yo boy that cute.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:29:04 AM EDT

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Damn, apparently my wife is a fatty, she's 5' and 104#

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:29:49 AM EDT

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She's what you call a "spinner," OP.

A.W.D.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:32:27 AM EDT

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Mongo like spinners.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:33:24 AM EDT

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Wood plough.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:34:57 AM EDT

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Like a retarded fist on God's drum set with a screen door, or something...while angry in a hurricane

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:35:39 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 11:46:28 AM EDT

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Definitely boinkable! Definitely!

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:47:22 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 11:51:04 AM EDT

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she is cute enough but I'm sure it would feel like rubbing one out with 2 rocks. I like my women with a little more cushion.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:52:59 AM EDT

[#15]

oh yeah

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:53:38 AM EDT

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She was hot back in the day, but today not so much. Heard she's a whiny bitch behind the scenes and no one can stand her.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:54:15 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 11:54:16 AM EDT

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i guess you stare at a lot of teenage boys to compare eh?

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:54:58 AM EDT

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It seems like pelvic and pussy bones would scrape your dick when you plow something that small.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:55:44 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 11:56:39 AM EDT

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Hulk Smash!

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:56:42 AM EDT

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Too skinny

my wife is 5' 3" and 128lbs

110-120 is the perfect weight for that height

My 17 yr old daughter is the same height and 117lbs

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:56:56 AM EDT

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I'd take her to pound town.

Posted: 10/20/2017 11:58:34 AM EDT

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Stood by her in a line for a ride at Disney World, was attractive and seemed normal.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:06:27 PM EDT

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How long have you been blind and gay?

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:11:25 PM EDT

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LOL

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:11:51 PM EDT

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A.W.D.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:13:13 PM EDT

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Nailed it.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:13:42 PM EDT

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looks like a 14 yr old boy. Gross.

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:28:58 PM EDT

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She would get it in every orifice

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:30:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 12:31:35 PM EDT

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Too skinny, she could use a few more pounds.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:34:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 12:34:25 PM EDT

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Based on some of the stories she's told about herself on TV, she's apparently quite the little fuck puppet too.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:35:26 PM EDT

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IBTL, and that woman needs a few dozen cheeseburgers.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:35:52 PM EDT

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Cathy Lee had a high sex drive?

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:38:27 PM EDT

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She smoked way too many years. Put way too much mileage on her face and the smoker voice is a huge turn off. She is slender though.

Lori Loughlin is several years older and several times prettier with every bit as good a body, WAY better IMHO.
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