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Posted: 10/20/2017 12:41:05 AM EDT

I did, I thought it would be cool until it happened.
I promised myself I wouldn't marry a girl with those capabilities.

She could ruin a mattress before breakfast.

I can't afford that many mattresses.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:42:37 AM EDT

[#1]

Incontinence is a bitch.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:43:14 AM EDT

[#2]

Depends.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:46:36 AM EDT

[#3]

put two towels down

the girl I am seeing drips like a melting snow cap

I put a mattress pad down then two towels.

all good, make sure you pull out for the money shot or it just adds to the wetness

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:51:36 AM EDT

[#4]

Ahh...sweet memories of a girl i nicknamed puddles... she had the prettiest brown eyes..

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:52:09 AM EDT

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FPNI yet again.

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:54:06 AM EDT

[#6]

yuck

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:55:38 AM EDT

[#7]

Yes.... I was drunk, sobering up in the act and realizing what an awful mistake it was... It smelled like ass and idk why :|

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:58:09 AM EDT

[#8]

Yeah I sharted in my pants once and my wife wasn't even around to enjoy it

Posted: 10/20/2017 12:59:41 AM EDT

[#9]

Yep, going downtown and all the familiar squirms and moans are going then thighs clamped on my ears and couldn't get away and then BAM! I got the money shot

I've been chasing that dragon ever since....

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:01:40 AM EDT

[#10]

you bang her in her bed

or on her couch

or in the shower

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:01:53 AM EDT

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Every other night with the wife.

We have to plan for it. Towels are a must.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:02:14 AM EDT

[#12]

Monty Python - Biggus Dickus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elH6gBsXOhA

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:02:14 AM EDT

[#13]

Yes, often when it happens it smellz a little fischy...just turn your head and carry on like a champ. After that you can get away with almsot anything...a akin it with a get out of jail free card. Just prepare yoursrlf for super emotional bullshit for doing dude shit.

Edit: also, prepare for non-stop txting forever.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:02:39 AM EDT

[#14]

Yeah, a couple. It was kind of fun. Always had to have towels handy.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:06:52 AM EDT

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Also in this thread we expose the Arfcom virgins like the FPDNI guy.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:10:04 AM EDT

[#16]

I thought this thread would be about farts.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:11:01 AM EDT

[#17]

Kegels

https://www.fitpregnancy.com/pregnancy/pregnancy-health/leaky-business

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:12:00 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 1:12:28 AM EDT

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The night is young.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:14:21 AM EDT

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Expected this to be a "Never trust a fart thread."

ETA: Beat.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:14:36 AM EDT

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I thought this thread would be about farts.

The night is young.

I just farted...does that count???

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:17:34 AM EDT

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I thought this thread would be about farts.

The night is young.

I just farted...does that count???

So did I. Had excellent tone, volume and length.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:17:47 AM EDT

[#23]

The threads tonight...

Ah well, a relief over the usual stuff I guess.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:18:20 AM EDT

[#24]

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My kids disagree, as does medical science.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:20:44 AM EDT

[#25]

Five towels
Folded in half
Almost leaked through the 8th layer
4'9"
Giant juggs

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:23:34 AM EDT

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So did I. Had excellent tone, volume and length.

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I thought this thread would be about farts.

The night is young.

I just farted...does that count???

So did I. Had excellent tone, volume and length.

You did a berry check, right !?!?

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:28:51 AM EDT

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I thought this thread would be about farts.

The night is young.

I just farted...does that count???

So did I. Had excellent tone, volume and length.

You did a berry check, right !?!?

Dry. I'm safe for now. Then again the night is young

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:29:57 AM EDT

[#28]

I shit my pants on a FOD walk, once.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:31:31 AM EDT

[#29]

When I was 18 and 19 I was with a girl who had that rare ability. She was a complete nympho too - like 8 or 10 times a day. I thought my dick was going to snap off most days. It was like being hit with a fucking super soaker, for like 30 mintues straight.

I miss her.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:33:46 AM EDT

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Dry. I'm safe for now. Then again the night is young

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I thought this thread would be about farts.

The night is young.

I just farted...does that count???

So did I. Had excellent tone, volume and length.

You did a berry check, right !?!?

Dry. I'm safe for now. Then again the night is young

Yes....yes, it izzzzz!!! Lolz

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:34:46 AM EDT

[#31]

It's piss.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:37:06 AM EDT

[#32]

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I was about to shit myself while driving, I was sweating. Slammed the brakes in a Subway parking lot, did "the waddle" as fast as I could to the door and thought I was going to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Pulled door handle, it was locked, and I promptly shit all over myself. I've never felt so defeated.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:37:08 AM EDT

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Made the walk exxxxtra long didnt it?!?!?

Be honest, did you w as waddle to the head afterwards??? Or, did you do the greasy cheek walk??I

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:38:14 AM EDT

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FPNI yet again.

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Incontinence is a bitch.

FPNI yet again.

Nothing sexy about being soaked in pee

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:38:26 AM EDT

[#35]

Where is Chase 45? Im sure hes got some stories for us, LOL

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:40:16 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 1:47:14 AM EDT

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Poop thread.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:48:16 AM EDT

[#38]

Dated a girl named Julie who would soak a towel right through. Truth be told I never knew if she was a shooter or if it was urine, but it never smelled like urine.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:48:41 AM EDT

[#39]

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Getting pissed on isn't any more fun after you've had sex a few thousand times. It still sucks.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:51:53 AM EDT

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Now you did it. 5 pages of "Its pee." and Its not pee." followed by a doctor posting that it really is pee.

Posted: 10/20/2017 1:53:14 AM EDT

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Incontinence is a bitch.

FPNI yet again.

Nothing sexy about being soaked in pee

C'mon now.....

Posted: 10/20/2017 2:13:53 AM EDT

[#42]

Fart or dream?

Guess it doesn't matter, the answer is yes.

ETA Doh. Should have read the post first.

Posted: 10/20/2017 2:36:28 AM EDT

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Pretty weird you got your kids involved.

However just because you procreated once doesn't make you the master pussy blaster.

Posted: 10/20/2017 2:39:04 AM EDT

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Its not getting pissed on. Here starts the pee/not pee debate.

Posted: 10/20/2017 3:10:41 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2017 3:16:47 AM EDT

[#46]

Skene's Gland says it's not necessarily pee.

Posted: 10/20/2017 3:21:34 AM EDT

[#47]

I made her piss once.

(Don't ban me brah)

Posted: 10/20/2017 3:26:38 AM EDT

[#48]

They always swear it's not pee.

Posted: 10/20/2017 4:50:49 AM EDT

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted: 10/20/2017 7:08:31 AM EDT

[#50]

Never been with one, but it looks like it'd be fun a while. Don't know if I'd want to deal with that for the next 30years though

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