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Posted: 9/18/2017 10:42:09 PM EDT
You young guys want to hug each other, fine. Go ahead. I don't care.

But my generation, we weren't raised to be fags and we don't hug.

I have dear friends I have known since 1970 that I have never hugged. Not a once. The women friends? Sure, we hug. But men? We don't hug other men.

So, please keep that faggy metrosexual bullshit to yourself. I don't care what you see on TV, older men don't hug anyone but their wives, kids, grandkids, sisters, old female friends and their mothers, if they are still alive.

And if you want to date my daughter? Maybe when she's 18. But if I get even the slightest inclination that you're going to try to hug me, I'm going to punch you in the fucking mouth.

There you have it.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:43:21 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm 48. No hugs.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:43:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:43:53 PM EDT
[#3]
Can we agree to stop shaking hands too.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:44:31 PM EDT
[#4]
When two dudes hug,their dicks touch
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:45:43 PM EDT
[#5]
41 here and only hug bros I haven't seen in years it it is a one handed with smacking each other on the back. Nothing else. Just hey how you been and done.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:45:52 PM EDT
[#6]
Fucking A right!  No hugs you bunch of homos!
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:45:56 PM EDT
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You young guys want to hug each other, fine. Go ahead. I don't care.

But my generation, we weren't raised to be fags and we don't hug.

I have dear friends I have known since 1970 that I have never hugged. Not a once. The women friends? Sure, we hug. But men? We don't hug other men.

So, please keep that faggy metrosexual bullshit to yourself. I don't care what you see on TV, older men don't hug anyone but their wives, kids, grandkids, sisters, old female friends and their mothers, if they are still alive.

And if you want to date my daughter? Maybe when she's 18. But if I get even the slightest inclination that you're going to try to hug me, I'm going to punch you in the fucking mouth.

There you have it.
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Sounds like you could use a hug, man.  
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:47:18 PM EDT
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I think you're hugging wrong...
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:48:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:49:08 PM EDT
[#10]
Bunch a faggots
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:49:45 PM EDT
[#11]
Sounds like someone is pretty insecure about there sexuality.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:50:02 PM EDT
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I don't hug guys
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:50:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:50:37 PM EDT
[#14]
Your discomfort is delicious. People who get upset over such small things deserve to be upset and uncomfortable as often as I can make it happen.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:52:11 PM EDT
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You young guys want to hug each other, fine. Go ahead. I don't care.

But my generation, we weren't raised to be fags and we don't hug.

I have dear friends I have known since 1970 that I have never hugged. Not a once. The women friends? Sure, we hug. But men? We don't hug other men.

So, please keep that faggy metrosexual bullshit to yourself. I don't care what you see on TV, older men don't hug anyone but their wives, kids, grandkids, sisters, old female friends and their mothers, if they are still alive.

And if you want to date my daughter? Maybe when she's 18. But if I get even the slightest inclination that you're going to try to hug me, I'm going to punch you in the fucking mouth.

There you have it.
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You sound like my old boss at the county who got fired because of all the gay porn on his work computer.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:52:21 PM EDT
[#16]
So want to tell us what happened? 
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:56:47 PM EDT
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I'm 48. No hugs.
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Exactly this.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:56:50 PM EDT
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Sounds like you could use a hug, man.  
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You young guys want to hug each other, fine. Go ahead. I don't care.

But my generation, we weren't raised to be fags and we don't hug.

I have dear friends I have known since 1970 that I have never hugged. Not a once. The women friends? Sure, we hug. But men? We don't hug other men.

So, please keep that faggy metrosexual bullshit to yourself. I don't care what you see on TV, older men don't hug anyone but their wives, kids, grandkids, sisters, old female friends and their mothers, if they are still alive.

And if you want to date my daughter? Maybe when she's 18. But if I get even the slightest inclination that you're going to try to hug me, I'm going to punch you in the fucking mouth.

There you have it.


Sounds like you could use a hug, man.  
My wife takes care of that, thanks.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 10:57:32 PM EDT
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Business Hugs | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:04:14 PM EDT
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Nothing recently. My then 20 year-old nephew tried to hug me a few years ago and I asked him WTF was wrong with him?

I think I touched my father 3 times after I turned 10. He wasn't a hugger. No one in his generation was. Same with mine.

This casual hugging shit is retarded. Older people save it for the people they love and use it as a true expression of love; for the people most important to them.

If you're hugging every Tom, Dick and Harry, it kind of looses its pop, don't you think?
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:05:13 PM EDT
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Lol, agree with this.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:08:17 PM EDT
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My wife's family are a bunch of huggers.  Drives me nuts.  If I wanted to hug a bunch of hairy men, I'd commit suicide and be reborn a gay dude. Until then, kindly shake hands and maybe slap me on the back and brag about how many women you banged. You know, like regular guys.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:09:30 PM EDT
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George. Didn't say a word and stole the scene.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:09:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:11:19 PM EDT
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Go into your local VFW and give one of the old Vietnam War vets a hug. You'll make a new friend, I promise.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:12:01 PM EDT
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2 armed frontal hugs with other men are only appropriate during funerals, greeting your elderly father or being reunited with a male sibling or close friend returning from a war zone. 

1 armed side bro hugs are usually always acceptable and should never be construed as faggotry 
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:13:20 PM EDT
[#28]
I hug one of my neighbors, I hug my buddies, uncles, etc.

I'm not gay, I'm just comfortable.  

Stop repressing.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:13:29 PM EDT
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Wtf does that even mean???

So some dude wants to b@tt-f@ck you. You'd let him because you are "comfortable with your sexuality"?

On topic: I don't ever remember hugging my father even. We just don't show that kind of emotion in my family.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:13:50 PM EDT
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hahahaha
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:14:32 PM EDT
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Your Highness [2011] - Wise Wizard - 'Give me Kisses'
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:15:26 PM EDT
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Thank you OP, seriously.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:16:05 PM EDT
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Where do kisses fit in?



Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:16:12 PM EDT
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You're old school?  Friends in the 70s?

Like these 70s:








Hmm, I have something to say about the OP:

Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:16:35 PM EDT
[#35]
The gangsta handshake/1arm hug is fuckking gay.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:17:18 PM EDT
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Go into your local VFW and give one of the old Vietnam War vets a hug. You'll make a new friend, I promise.
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Sounds like someone is pretty insecure about there sexuality.
Go into your local VFW and give one of the old Vietnam War vets a hug. You'll make a new friend, I promise.
LOL I actually know a couple Vietnam Vets that are huggers. There was a awful lot of peace and love going around at the same time.


Must suck to have something so little bother you so much.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:17:28 PM EDT
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23. No hugs except for immediate family.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:19:26 PM EDT
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It smells gay in here. 
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:20:14 PM EDT
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That insecure in your masculinity?
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:20:31 PM EDT
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So you're uncomfortable because your blood family member wanted to hug you?

Well then.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:20:49 PM EDT
[#42]
Ok now I realize "if you meet"

Yeah I'm not gonna hug a guy I don't know.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:21:12 PM EDT
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My dad was a Vietnam combat veteran and always hugged. 

Stepdad is a Vietnam vet and hugs. 

Many of my friends are older and many of them hug. 

Very few of my younger friends do. 

You might be projecting something, OP...
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:21:30 PM EDT
[#44]
No hugs.




Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:23:49 PM EDT
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I'm a millennial, can only think of about five guys I'd hug. Dad, Grandpa(x2), Uncle (not the other one, he's a FSA piece of shit), and my best friend since age 11 and fellow arfcommer. 

Other than that, shit's going to be awkward. 
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:24:06 PM EDT
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I'm with you OP. 

I used to work with recovering alcoholics and addicts and I'll say, those mofos are the hugginest group of people I've run into..  It's fucking annoying.   Now the girls, that was fine... I'm all for boobies being pressed against me, but I don't want big hairy man arms wrapped around me.  

I'm so glad I don't work there anymore.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:26:38 PM EDT
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OMG, that gif is fucking mesmerizing.  Magic.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:26:50 PM EDT
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If there is any doubt, extend your hand before they reach you.
Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:28:50 PM EDT
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Holy shit, it's the president!

Link Posted: 9/18/2017 11:28:53 PM EDT
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2 armed frontal hugs with other men are only appropriate during funerals, greeting your elderly father or being reunited with a male sibling or close friend returning from a war zone. 

1 armed side bro hugs are usually always acceptable and should never be construed as faggotry 
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I agree, except the one-armed bro hug. It's like a half hug. Do people save that for lesser friends? Half friends? You want to hung someone? Hug them. But this half-assed, half-hug BS to me, at least, is almost insulting. Every time I see one it looks forced and/or just someone going through the motions.
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