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Posted: 9/4/2017 7:21:56 PM EDT

[#1]

Well, after the ass raping his daddy gave him for years I'm not surprised he's fucked up in the head.

Posted: 9/4/2017 7:31:31 PM EDT

[#2]

Technically, a micro-penis never actually enters the vaginal tract, so, technically he has had actual sex with zero women.

Fuck that little motherfucker.

Posted: 9/4/2017 7:31:49 PM EDT

[#3]

Kimmy brave warrior and give me big missile every night!

Posted: 9/4/2017 7:31:57 PM EDT

[#4]

Rape != sex

Posted: 9/4/2017 7:33:00 PM EDT

[#5]

I bet he like CACK

Posted: 9/4/2017 7:36:04 PM EDT

[#6]

Best thing about North Korea: no fat chicks.

Posted: 9/4/2017 7:39:06 PM EDT

[#7]

He's probably has more sex with women than I have.

Consensually, that is.

Posted: 9/4/2017 7:40:48 PM EDT

[#8]

If he was getting pussy none of this would be happening. Smoking pot and listening to Pink Floyd would also help. All traits his brother had.

Posted: 9/4/2017 7:44:37 PM EDT

[#9]

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No he wasn't - it was somewhere in Europe. I want to say Switzerland but am too lazy to look it up.

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Under couver in Switzerland.

But then this documentary shows him in the USA

Kim Jong Un Goes Back to School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLa7IAPJick

Posted: 9/4/2017 7:58:13 PM EDT

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Well, he was a college student here in America a few years ago, so it's clearly possible/probable.

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Hmmm. Maybe this business with the nukes is his equivalent to John Cusack holding a boom box over his head with "In Your Eyes" playing, all for a nerdy Swiss chick named Esther who cries looking at the pictures she occasionally clutches of Kim and her skiing and watching their favorite Jean-Claude Van Damme movie on the VCR.

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:02:24 PM EDT

[#11]

What difference does it make? They all look alike anyway.

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:04:25 PM EDT

[#12]

Goats and boys dressed like girls dont count.

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:05:26 PM EDT

[#13]

More than GD

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:06:20 PM EDT

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Do you think it's a lot? Like 1000+?

If I were an insane despot I would make it my first priority to have women lined up for me.

I'm jealous.

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Probably an excess of 1,000. Easily.
He has a nation of slaves...of the sexual variety and otherwise.

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:07:56 PM EDT

[#15]

via Imgflip Meme Generator

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:12:32 PM EDT

[#16]

you mean like, how many noticed that he was humping on them with his little peepee covered by his gut?

zero.

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:14:40 PM EDT

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What difference does it make? They all look alike anyway.

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Hillary, is that you?

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:16:32 PM EDT

[#18]

Probably less than the number cakes he has eaten.

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:16:55 PM EDT

[#19]

Doesn't he have a couple of kids? Too lazy to look it up.

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:26:13 PM EDT

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Probably less than the number cakes he has eaten.

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That would apply to most of us

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:27:29 PM EDT

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Well, based on his insane behavior, he does not appear to make rational decisions. If he were a rational hedonist, he would chill on the whole nuke program/ saber rattling crap, and focus on his hedonism. As it is, I think he must be a homo.

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Agreed, I'm thinking a line of 18 -25 year old "volunteers" to accept my royal seed and a job as a nanny if she winds up pregnant.

Hit so much tail my dick would want to mutiny.

Posted: 9/4/2017 8:30:08 PM EDT

[#22]

According to the Real Adventures of Kim Jong Un documentaries, there's a very good chance that he has carnal knowledge of any woman that you encounter to include family members and spouses.

Posted: 9/4/2017 9:19:48 PM EDT

[#23]

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No he wasn't - it was somewhere in Europe. I want to say Switzerland but am too lazy to look it up.

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I was sure I'd read that he'd done undergrad work here, and I recall the news talking about how likely he was to be favorable to the west since he'd drunk deeply of our culture before he was called home to take over as his father was expected to fail.

But I'm old, my mind is failing, and I'm glad it wont fall to me to be in the vanguard, with my infirmities, anymore.

Posted: 9/4/2017 9:22:56 PM EDT

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That would apply to most of us

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He is the unstoppable cake monster

Posted: 9/4/2017 9:28:07 PM EDT

[#25]

In his position I would go through 5 chicks a day and be dead inside of year from dehydration.

Posted: 9/4/2017 9:29:57 PM EDT

[#26]

he doesnt even look like he would know what to do with a chick.

Posted: 9/4/2017 9:51:59 PM EDT

[#27]

To quote my 4 year old son.

"Dad is that guy with the bad haircut who looks like he ate too many donuts a bad guy? Because he looks like a bad guy."

Yes son he is.

"Someone should shoot the bad guy"

Posted: 9/4/2017 9:55:23 PM EDT

[#28]

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Well, based on his insane behavior, he does not appear to make rational decisions. If he were a rational hedonist, he would chill on the whole nuke program/ saber rattling crap, and focus on his hedonism. As it is, I think he must be a homo.

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He's making rational decisions from his perspective. In game theory when you are hopelessly outclassed in zero sum games but can otherwise guarantee a negative/negative outcome, it helps to appear crazy.

Posted: 9/4/2017 10:04:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/4/2017 10:09:42 PM EDT

[#30]

And the Backstreet Boys.

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Posted: 9/4/2017 10:18:33 PM EDT

[#31]

Meh. The chess vs checkers thing comes to mind.

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Posted: 9/4/2017 10:31:17 PM EDT

[#32]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-squad-7856039

Posted: 9/4/2017 10:33:34 PM EDT

[#33]

I bet he cries afterwards.

Posted: 9/4/2017 10:33:59 PM EDT

[#34]

More than me, for sure.

Posted: 9/4/2017 10:34:04 PM EDT

[#35]

I know one who he hasn't.........you guessed it.....Ann Margret.

Posted: 9/4/2017 10:36:39 PM EDT

[#36]

I don't remember if it was him or his dad, but one of them had/has a thing for Swedish prostitutes. They would fly them in for big orgies.

Posted: 9/4/2017 10:42:41 PM EDT

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Prolly a lot. I don't know if you guys have been with many Asian chics but you're horny again in like 30 minutes

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30 minutes... lol
Try 2 instead!

Posted: 9/4/2017 10:43:05 PM EDT

[#38]

you mean raped

Posted: 9/4/2017 10:56:32 PM EDT

[#39]

Women he has had sex with, zero. Women he has raped, probably impossible to guess.

Posted: 9/6/2017 4:34:07 AM EDT

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Prolly a lot. I don't know if you guys have been with many Asian chics but you're horny again in like 30 minutes

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Posted: 9/6/2017 4:46:07 AM EDT

[#41]

I'm not convinced he isn't having sex with a ham right now.

Posted: 9/6/2017 4:52:21 AM EDT

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According to the Real Adventures of Kim Jong Un documentaries, there's a very good chance that he has carnal knowledge of any woman that you encounter to include family members and spouses.

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Most people have no concept how this kinda thing works. It's the most depraved type shit you can imagine. They take whatever and whoever whenever they want. And anyone who resists will get an AK burst to the face, at the least. Really demented shit.

As far as kids, he's probably knocked up hundreds if not thousands of women. Not like he's going to be using condoms on the sex slaves.