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I hear people say this bull from time to time. Mice leave little pellets and chew things in little bites. Snakes fucking will bite you. Non-venomous snake bites will hurt like shit and get infected. Venomous bites will hurt LIKE MORE SHIT and possibly cost you a limb or your life, not to mention a $40,000 hospital bill because anti-venom is not en elective treatment when you need it. So you can take all that big dick Buck Yeager talk. You're full of shit. Snakes suck and should be killed, then leave out green bait in poison traps and kill the mice. View Quote I'll take the snakes over the rats and mice. Snakes don't destroy expensive things and piss all over the place, and all but the small ones try their best to stay out of your way. |
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She already believes that. She is full on Indiana Jones and thinks the backyard is so infested the dog won't go do his business. I do think he may have gotten nipped on the nose when badgering one because he's the sensitive type. Should I stop at Walmart and pick up a dozen or so rubber snakes to strategically place around the house? View Quote |
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My wife has done that when I was at work 30 miles away.
I waited till work was over to come home. She was not amused. |
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I have been bit by non-venomous snakes several times. I'll take the snakes over the rats and mice. Snakes don't destroy expensive things and piss all over the place, and all but the small ones try their best to stay out of your way. View Quote |
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Tell your wife I was up til 2AM killing mice in the house. Setting traps, resetting traps, and chasing them through closets.
2nd litter of the summer. I vacuumed poop out of one of my ice skates this morning and found 2 more mice in traps. Thinking about a couple pet snakes. I'll have to run that by the landlady. FYI A bunch of machine shops in the Flathead Valley, MT. Some make firearms and firearm related stuff. It's an extremely friendly area for gun and gun part manufacturers. I can think of 6 off the top of my head. All within a 20 mile drive of my house. |
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I hear people say this bull from time to time. Mice leave little pellets and chew things in little bites. Snakes fucking will bite you. Non-venomous snake bites will hurt like shit and get infected. Venomous bites will hurt LIKE MORE SHIT and possibly cost you a limb or your life, not to mention a $40,000 hospital bill because anti-venom is not en elective treatment when you need it. So you can take all that big dick Buck Yeager talk. You're full of shit. Snakes suck and should be killed, then leave out green bait in poison traps and kill the mice. View Quote I'm getting tagged almost daily now - it's baby season. I'll let you know when it hurts and the infection shows up but don't hold your breath waiting. |
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I got a similar text a couple of weeks ago.
Wife said a coon was down by the trash cans laying on the ground, labored breathing. Probably got a hold of some of her cooking. Anyway hunni, I'm at work, what do you want me to do about it? She says "I can't shoot it" I text her back "ok, I'll deal with it when I get home" About 10 minutes later I get these pics. Attached File Attached File She got up the courage to not let the critter suffer. One shot to the brain bucket from 15 feet with her SIG. I just about shed a tear I was so proud. She wouldn't kill anything just to kill it, even a snake unless it's a rattle snake. Here's a pic of the shooter. Attached File |
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Lol, that snake is fucked up but good.
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We have a terrorist Cat that kills snakes and mice then drags them to the kitchen where she drops it and struts around. Sometimes she has to kill a snake twice.
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Might I suggest the toothpick crossbow from an earlier thread for your future mouse hunting forays...
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She already believes that. She is full on Indiana Jones and thinks the backyard is so infested the dog won't go do his business. I do think he may have gotten nipped on the nose when badgering one because he's the sensitive type. Should I stop at Walmart and pick up a dozen or so rubber snakes to strategically place around the house? View Quote |
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She already believes that. She is full on Indiana Jones and thinks the backyard is so infested the dog won't go do his business. I do think he may have gotten nipped on the nose when badgering one because he's the sensitive type. Should I stop at Walmart and pick up a dozen or so rubber snakes to strategically place around the house? View Quote 1 rubber lifelike snake 1 thumbtack 1 length of fishing line Take the rubber snake and attach the fishing line to its head. I'd punch a hole in the top of it between the eyes and the nose to make sure it's a straight pull. Tie it fast. Tie the other end to the thumbtack. You want about 12" of line in between. Put the snake in one of the cupboards... on the plates or whatever. Towards the outside, on the handle side of the door. Put the snake back in a ways, and attach the thumbtack to the cupboard door. When she opens up the cupboard door, the snake will come flying out. Fun will be had by all. Please take video and post it. |
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My wife thought I was nuts for shooting snakes in the garage. Now that they're in the basement family room, she's fine with any measure taken to eradicate the bastards. .22 snakeshot? Bah! Load up the 12ga! View Quote But then, around here folks have a lot of common sense and grown up reasoning skills. Please don't move here. |
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I'll take sneks over friggin' rodents... all day, and every day. Rodents vector all sorts of human disease. Non-venomous snakes? I can't think of a single human infection they spread. OP: you could get some Geckos. They are mostly nocturnal, and bigger species eat mice. I had a buddy who was a PhD Herpetologist, and he had Tokay Geckos in his house. They had free run of the place, and it was a rare occasion if you ever saw them. If you were going to the bathroom at night, you might see one hanging on the wall, but that was it. He had no mice... and no roaches. The Geckos are voracious predators of both, and they ate ALL of them. ETA: but be careful trying to handle Tokay Geckos. They have a very strong bite... they can seriously draw blood. Fortunately, they're shy, and not aggressive... though your cat may eat them. |
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Those black rat snakes will release a musk and crap over everything as a defense mechanism, and it stinks! If you notice a bad smell in your garage that's where it came from. I had a 4+ footer by my back door the other day and shooed him away toward the woods with a rake. Yep - he stunk up the area real bad. Glad it was outside.
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She already believes that. She is full on Indiana Jones and thinks the backyard is so infested the dog won't go do his business. I do think he may have gotten nipped on the nose when badgering one because he's the sensitive type. Should I stop at Walmart and pick up a dozen or so rubber snakes to strategically place around the house? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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"clearly a juvenile...from a litter of at least 20" make sure you tell her that when you get home. She is full on Indiana Jones and thinks the backyard is so infested the dog won't go do his business. I do think he may have gotten nipped on the nose when badgering one because he's the sensitive type. Should I stop at Walmart and pick up a dozen or so rubber snakes to strategically place around the house? |
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I hear people say this bull from time to time. Mice leave little pellets and chew things in little bites. Snakes fucking will bite you. Non-venomous snake bites will hurt like shit and get infected. Venomous bites will hurt LIKE MORE SHIT and possibly cost you a limb or your life, not to mention a $40,000 hospital bill because anti-venom is not en elective treatment when you need it. So you can take all that big dick Buck Yeager talk. You're full of shit. Snakes suck and should be killed, then leave out green bait in poison traps and kill the mice. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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And now you have a mouse problem. I'd rather have the snakes. Mice leave little pellets and chew things in little bites. Snakes fucking will bite you. Non-venomous snake bites will hurt like shit and get infected. Venomous bites will hurt LIKE MORE SHIT and possibly cost you a limb or your life, not to mention a $40,000 hospital bill because anti-venom is not en elective treatment when you need it. So you can take all that big dick Buck Yeager talk. You're full of shit. Snakes suck and should be killed, then leave out green bait in poison traps and kill the mice. |
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LOL.....The sammich-maker was walking the dog and said there was a big snake outside. I figured it was just the 5' black snake that lives under the firewood rack so I put on some gloves and went out and retrieved it.
I showed her it was just a black snake and not to mess with it.....I returned it to it's home. |
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OP, pick up a bag of the rubber snakes, and take them outside and place them near bushes and trees, but where she can see you from the window.
Go out, and dive on top of one, and wrestle it for a bit, roll around on the ground, give a good performance, and them toss it and shoot it. Do the same with a few more. I'm sure she'll figure it out eventually, and you'll be in deeper doo, but, it would be so much fun, ESPECIALLY IF YOU FILM IT AND POST IT. Get your son in on it, let him take the video, and post it up. PLEASE - PLEASE |
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I'll take sneks over friggin' rodents... all day, and every day. Rodents vector all sorts of human disease. Non-venomous snakes? I can't think of a single human infection they spread. OP: you could get some Geckos. They are mostly nocturnal, and bigger species eat mice. I had a buddy who was a PhD Herpetologist, and he had Tokay Geckos in his house. They had free run of the place, and it was a rare occasion if you ever saw them. If you were going to the bathroom at night, you might see one hanging on the wall, but that was it. He had no mice... and no roaches. The Geckos are voracious predators of both, and they ate ALL of them. ETA: but be careful trying to handle Tokay Geckos. They have a very strong bite... they can seriously draw blood. Fortunately, they're shy, and not aggressive... though your cat may eat them. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
I'll take sneks over friggin' rodents... all day, and every day. Rodents vector all sorts of human disease. Non-venomous snakes? I can't think of a single human infection they spread. OP: you could get some Geckos. They are mostly nocturnal, and bigger species eat mice. I had a buddy who was a PhD Herpetologist, and he had Tokay Geckos in his house. They had free run of the place, and it was a rare occasion if you ever saw them. If you were going to the bathroom at night, you might see one hanging on the wall, but that was it. He had no mice... and no roaches. The Geckos are voracious predators of both, and they ate ALL of them. ETA: but be careful trying to handle Tokay Geckos. They have a very strong bite... they can seriously draw blood. Fortunately, they're shy, and not aggressive... though your cat may eat them. Attached File Quoted:
OP, pick up a bag of the rubber snakes, and take them outside and place them near bushes and trees, but where she can see you from the window. Go out, and dive on top of one, and wrestle it for a bit, roll around on the ground, give a good performance, and them toss it and shoot it. Do the same with a few more. I'm sure she'll figure it out eventually, and you'll be in deeper doo, but, it would be so much fun, ESPECIALLY IF YOU FILM IT AND POST IT. Get your son in on it, let him take the video, and post it up. PLEASE - PLEASE |
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She already believes that. She is full on Indiana Jones and thinks the backyard is so infested the dog won't go do his business. I do think he may have gotten nipped on the nose when badgering one because he's the sensitive type. Should I stop at Walmart and pick up a dozen or so rubber snakes to strategically place around the house? View Quote |
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LOL! Ohio! Come to the southeast, we will show you what snakes look like.
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I hear people say this bull from time to time. Mice leave little pellets and chew things in little bites. Snakes fucking will bite you. Non-venomous snake bites will hurt like shit and get infected. Venomous bites will hurt LIKE MORE SHIT and possibly cost you a limb or your life, not to mention a $40,000 hospital bill because anti-venom is not en elective treatment when you need it. So you can take all that big dick Buck Yeager talk. You're full of shit. Snakes suck and should be killed, then leave out green bait in poison traps and kill the mice. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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And now you have a mouse problem. I'd rather have the snakes. Mice leave little pellets and chew things in little bites. Snakes fucking will bite you. Non-venomous snake bites will hurt like shit and get infected. Venomous bites will hurt LIKE MORE SHIT and possibly cost you a limb or your life, not to mention a $40,000 hospital bill because anti-venom is not en elective treatment when you need it. So you can take all that big dick Buck Yeager talk. You're full of shit. Snakes suck and should be killed, then leave out green bait in poison traps and kill the mice. |
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Stop on the way home and pick up a bag full of rubber snakes. You can hold them up so she can see them out the kitchen window, she'll swoon for you again. ETA: Obviously we were thinking the same thoughts, weird. View Quote |
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I hear people say this bull from time to time. Mice leave little pellets and chew things in little bites. Snakes fucking will bite you. Non-venomous snake bites will hurt like shit and get infected. Venomous bites will hurt LIKE MORE SHIT and possibly cost you a limb or your life, not to mention a $40,000 hospital bill because anti-venom is not en elective treatment when you need it. So you can take all that big dick Buck Yeager talk. You're full of shit. Snakes suck and should be killed, then leave out green bait in poison traps and kill the mice. View Quote |
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I'll take sneks over friggin' rodents... all day, and every day. Rodents vector all sorts of human disease. Non-venomous snakes? I can't think of a single human infection they spread. OP: you could get some Geckos. They are mostly nocturnal, and bigger species eat mice. I had a buddy who was a PhD Herpetologist, and he had Tokay Geckos in his house. They had free run of the place, and it was a rare occasion if you ever saw them. If you were going to the bathroom at night, you might see one hanging on the wall, but that was it. He had no mice... and no roaches. The Geckos are voracious predators of both, and they ate ALL of them. ETA: but be careful trying to handle Tokay Geckos. They have a very strong bite... they can seriously draw blood. Fortunately, they're shy, and not aggressive... though your cat may eat them. View Quote Got bit by a Tokay once.....that was surprisingly painful. They have a pretty good bite. Not cripplingly so, or as bad as a Savannah or Nile Monitor, but still very surprising for a lizard that size. We used to live in Hawaii and gecko's were everywhere. Good house guests, but can be noisy at night. |
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I could just see myself trying to convince the wife to let me stock the house with foot long geckos....that wouldn't go well. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/67501/800px-Tokay_gecko__Gekko_gecko__adult_male_and_juvenile-293653.JPG View Quote |
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Had a job in a pet store as a kid. Got bit by a Tokay once.....that was surprisingly painful. They have a pretty good bite. Not cripplingly so, or as bad as a Savannah or Nile Monitor, but still very surprising for a lizard that size. We used to live in Hawaii and gecko's were everywhere. Good house guests, but can be noisy at night. View Quote |
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Mine hates frogs.
I can't wait to have boys. All the laughs and none of the blame. |
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Dont ask for permission. Just do it and ask for forgiveness later. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I could just see myself trying to convince the wife to let me stock the house with foot long geckos....that wouldn't go well. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/67501/800px-Tokay_gecko__Gekko_gecko__adult_male_and_juvenile-293653.JPG |
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