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8/10/2017 1:38:05 AM EDT
Ok, been was released on good behavior after many years of marriage jail. My work partner is approx 10 yrs younger than me. He now calls me "man whore" after reading some of my conversations with pof sluts (his words). Anyways,  he now calls me the "ultimate" wingman because when he says ewww....i say "i'd hit it"...

So, at what age/attractiveness level do you say start to say "i'd hit it" to run of the mill single mommies??  I dont cull anywhere near the amount i used to. I actually find normal women/body types attractive now at the ages of say, between the ages of 30-55.
8/10/2017 1:40:39 AM EDT
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Yup. Time for bed OP. 
8/10/2017 1:41:27 AM EDT
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Never turn down pussy.

Never
8/10/2017 1:43:01 AM EDT
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Yup. Time for bed OP. 
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Dammit man, i just got home !!  LoL
8/10/2017 1:43:26 AM EDT
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Just terrible advice.
8/10/2017 1:43:57 AM EDT
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Dammit man, i just got home !!  LoL
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From the bar?
8/10/2017 1:45:31 AM EDT
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Just terrible advice.
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Never turn down pussy- translation= there is beauty in every woman- especially if my junk is in them
8/10/2017 1:46:47 AM EDT
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Whats wrong with asking?? Just want to know where i fall in the spectrum.

You're coming across as salty.
8/10/2017 1:46:48 AM EDT
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Single mom's... If they are hot, maybe risk a hit and quit it. Usually it's better to stay away from single mom's though. I much prefer single never married with no kids, yeah know no baggage BS. I also stay away from POF, it's not the best pool of ladies. If i do online dating it's best to pay for something like Match.com, better quality of women. Of course online dating sucks in general. If you can meet a chick naturally out in the world, that's the best no doubt. 
8/10/2017 1:47:35 AM EDT
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I feel ya, broski!!
8/10/2017 1:49:30 AM EDT
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Whats wrong with asking?? Just want to know where i fall in the spectrum.

You're coming across as salty.
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I'm just messing with you. 

Your OP is the one that comes off kinda creepy. 

I guess I haven't hit the "oh fuck it" age. 
8/10/2017 1:50:37 AM EDT
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Single mom's... If they are hot, maybe risk a hit and quit it. Usually it's better to stay away from single mom's though. I much prefer single never married with no kids, yeah know no baggage BS. I also stay away from POF, it's not the best pool of ladies. If i do online dating it's best to pay for something like Match.com, better quality of women. Of course online dating sucks in general. If you can meet a chick naturally out in the world, that's the best no doubt. 
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At my age, women with no kids are rare. And, if they dont have kids/never neen married...well then, i'll take a short ride on the crazy train in a pinch.!
8/10/2017 1:51:54 AM EDT
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Or if they're a whale, or bat shit crazy, or something smells like it died in there.... tons of legitimate reasons to turn down pussy. 

Unless you're that desperate...
8/10/2017 1:53:30 AM EDT
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I'm just messing with you. 

Your OP is the one that comes off kinda creepy. 

I guess I haven't hit the "oh fuck it" age. 
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Whats wrong with asking?? Just want to know where i fall in the spectrum.

You're coming across as salty.
I'm just messing with you. 

Your OP is the one that comes off kinda creepy. 

I guess I haven't hit the "oh fuck it" age. 
Ok, cool.

Its just after doing more than a decade being married and getting back on the dating bus, i just find it that my quals for dateable jave changed.
8/10/2017 1:54:30 AM EDT
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At my age, women with no kids are rare. And, if they dont have kids/never neen married...well then, i'll take a short ride on the crazy train in a pinch.!
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8/10/2017 1:55:42 AM EDT
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Or if they're a whale, or bat shit crazy, or something smells like it died in there.... tons of legitimate reasons to turn down pussy. 

Unless you're that desperate...
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You call it desperate, I see inner beauty in every woman.
8/10/2017 1:58:09 AM EDT
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Ok, cool.

Its just after doing more than a decade being married and getting back on the dating bus, i just find it that my quals for dateable jave changed.
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Meh. I'd imagine you can only scrape the bottom of the barrel for so long before you start feeling like shit. 

If you're a little overweight go to the gym, maybe get some nicer clothes. Do fun stuff where you'll meet other singles around your age. 

You'll find someone else that you actually like again. 
8/10/2017 1:59:03 AM EDT
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I wouldn't  say every woman...but yes, the rules have relaxed somewhat.


Unless they are seriously mental. And yes, im fully aware that you never know, until you know. LoL
8/10/2017 1:59:08 AM EDT
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Good for you I guess 
8/10/2017 1:59:27 AM EDT
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Does OP have a weight limit 
8/10/2017 2:00:37 AM EDT
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You call it desperate, I see inner beauty in every woman.
Good for you I guess 
Its good for the ladies too. You should give a woman you usually overlook a shot.
8/10/2017 2:01:38 AM EDT
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I'm sure some day.  But probably not today. 
8/10/2017 2:04:13 AM EDT
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Meh. I'd imagine you can only scrape the bottom of the barrel for so long before you start feeling like shit. 

If you're a little overweight go to the gym, maybe get some nicer clothes. Do fun stuff where you'll meet other singles around your age. 

You'll find someone else that you actually like again. 
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Ok, cool.

Its just after doing more than a decade being married and getting back on the dating bus, i just find it that my quals for dateable jave changed.
Meh. I'd imagine you can only scrape the bottom of the barrel for so long before you start feeling like shit. 

If you're a little overweight go to the gym, maybe get some nicer clothes. Do fun stuff where you'll meet other singles around your age. 

You'll find someone else that you actually like again. 
Im fine at my weight, i do just fine...its just after being ran thru the family court system, im gun-shy about the commitment part. Plus, i was married for quite a while, i just want to enjoy what the single life offers, ya know.
8/10/2017 2:05:17 AM EDT
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Your junk is fine. Mine? No. Just No.
8/10/2017 2:05:39 AM EDT
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Hahaha, thats some good shit right there !
8/10/2017 2:06:03 AM EDT
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Im fine at my weight, i do just fine...its just after being ran thru the family court system, im gun-shy about the commitment part. Plus, i was married for quite a while, i just want to enjoy what the single life offers, ya know.
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Smart. Dont settle. Get lots of poon.
8/10/2017 2:07:24 AM EDT
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And yes, i do have limits, i only have soo much peter...has tp reach the good spotz !!
8/10/2017 2:10:54 AM EDT
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Evil, yeah, thats kinda how i lool at it. You never know whats gonna float the boat!!!

I've dated the full range...skinny to porky, most have something i can get excited about...tho i have a weak spot for the slutty ones. Lmao.
8/10/2017 2:14:17 AM EDT
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P.S.: im no Don Juan....but, internet dating has been good to me.
8/10/2017 2:16:07 AM EDT
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So you are saying that you would hit an Alabama 5 OP?  Post a pic of an Alabama 5 so we are on the same page.
8/10/2017 2:19:18 AM EDT
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Evil, yeah, thats kinda how i lool at it. You never know whats gonna float the boat!!!

I've dated the full range...skinny to porky, most have something i can get excited about...tho i have a weak spot for the slutty ones. Lmao.
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When dating a new chick why beat around the bush. I ususally go to a tready nicer reasturant, and do silly shit, order a few shots of tequilla to take the edge off, and round 2 or 3 I place the salt on thier hand and lick it off or dip their finger in the tequilla and then lick and suk the chicks finger.  If fhey are receptive and have not walked out yet, the 4th should I go for the toes. Yeah. Dip that toe of the chick in a shot of tequilla and be a foot freak.
Yeah it works. The snatch must have nerve endings in a womans big toe, because before the night is over
8/10/2017 2:20:59 AM EDT
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In before the pics of Hillary Clinton?
8/10/2017 2:31:42 AM EDT
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When dating a new chick why beat around the bush. I ususally go to a tready nicer reasturant, and do silly shit, order a few shots of tequilla to take the edge off, and round 2 or 3 I place the salt on thier hand and lick it off or dip their finger in the tequilla and then lick and suk the chicks finger.  If fhey are receptive and have not walked out yet, the 4th should I go for the toes. Yeah. Dip that toe of the chick in a shot of tequilla and be a foot freak.
Yeah it works. The snatch must have nerve endings in a womans big toe, because before the night is over
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Im not a bar kinda guy. I usually txt back n forth for a few days, and then when she sends naughty pics i return the favor and invite her over for a cookout with friends.  If we really like each other crazy shit ensues after everone leaves. Unless i meet hwr on xbox, then there is more logistics involved.
8/10/2017 2:34:26 AM EDT
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So you are saying that you would hit an Alabama 5 OP?  Post a pic of an Alabama 5 so we are on the same page.
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I know, i know....as soon as i figure out how to srnd you pics thru im or email i will. Not putting anyone on the front page of the interwebz. Lol

Or, you can post an AL 5, and i'll give it a hit it or quit it rating. Honest answer.  
8/10/2017 4:47:58 AM EDT
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Dont hate me. Lol
8/10/2017 4:57:57 AM EDT
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OK with pegging?  That opens up the dating pool quite a bit.
8/10/2017 5:12:54 AM EDT
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During my single phase after my last contract was violated and then terminated I turned into a bit of a slut.  I still kept decent standards and didn't go below what I considered a 6.  Except for one but she had huge tracks of land and she also worked with the ex.  I was feeling spiteful and she did know her way around a bedroom.

I had enough strings out that they were in my phone by name and town so I could keep up with duplicate names.
8/10/2017 5:54:43 AM EDT
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Never...
8/10/2017 6:12:56 AM EDT
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Ok, been was released on good behavior after many years of marriage jail. My work partner is approx 10 yrs younger than me. He now calls me "man whore" after reading some of my conversations with pof sluts (his words). Anyways,  he now calls me the "ultimate" wingman because when he says ewww....i say "i'd hit it"...

So, at what age/attractiveness level do you say start to say "i'd hit it" to run of the mill single mommies??  I dont cull anywhere near the amount i used to. I actually find normal women/body types attractive now at the ages of say, between the ages of 30-55.
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Like someone told me back in the day. You know you're getting old, when a fifty year old woman starts looking good.
8/10/2017 6:18:13 AM EDT
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Once in awhile, I'll have this overwhelming urge to wish I could do a one night stand.

It passes

8.5 years now...
8/10/2017 8:13:39 AM EDT
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Id date u
8/10/2017 8:20:20 AM EDT
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This

Rules for the aging man:

1) Never waste a hard on
2) Never turn down a hot meal
3) Never EVER trust a fart
8/10/2017 8:23:43 AM EDT
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And yes, i do have limits, i only have soo much peter...has tp reach the good spotz !!
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Ugh. Well, can't unread that
8/10/2017 8:52:15 AM EDT
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Once in awhile, I'll have this overwhelming urge to wish I could do a one night stand.

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8.5 years now...
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I thought you were single?  8.5 years and no pussy?
8/10/2017 9:22:36 AM EDT
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I was once told 2 very prophetic things by a wise single man in his 50s....

If you cull some you lose some and...

Dating is like hunting big game on the Serengeti, sometimes you have to take out the weak and the wounded to strengthen the herd.

Happy hunting OP
8/10/2017 9:25:43 AM EDT
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There is no ugly woman with your junk in her mouth.
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8/10/2017 9:48:35 AM EDT
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Once in awhile, I'll have this overwhelming urge to wish I could do a one night stand.

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8.5 years now...
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Going on 2.5 for me.
8/10/2017 9:54:26 AM EDT
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I feel ya, broski!!
G.U.E. OP G.U.E. ..... go ugly early , its cheap and guaranteed 
8/10/2017 9:54:51 AM EDT
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Follow your dick around? Did you NEVER have a sensible male in your life tell you the one of the oldest adages known........think with your big head, not your little head.

Are my ARFCOM brethren really this fucking stupid or is my sarcasm meter busted ?
8/10/2017 10:06:17 AM EDT
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