[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Emails from HR

Posted: 8/5/2017 10:23:02 PM EDT

So, I was going thru some old email and found this gem:

We are requesting that anyone who picked the stress ball with hair as a prize from the carnival bring it to HR and pick a different prize.
There is an isolated incident of the ball "exploding in a cloud of powder", and want to make sure this is not repeated.
To prevent this from happening again, please stop squeezing the little guys and bring them in.

This was from the same person that stuck herself with an EpiPen.

Posted: 8/5/2017 10:49:31 PM EDT

[#1]

Now that is funny.

Posted: 8/5/2017 10:56:01 PM EDT

[#2]

Ask her if she is related to Tim Conway

BTW, check out the YouTube vid of the above skit. I recommend you do so with an empty bladder

Posted: 8/5/2017 11:01:05 PM EDT

[#3]

anyone who picked the stress ball with hair

Posted: 8/5/2017 11:04:36 PM EDT

[#4]

I don't see what's so funny.

I hate it when I'm squeezing my hairy balls and they explode unexpectedly.

I mean, how is that supposed to relieve my stress?

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