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7/12/2017 5:34:57 PM EDT
Yet again I'm getting boned by another fucking bullshit mandatory Windows 10 update, because you know, turning the fucking things off means jack shit, it will just fucking do it anyway.  I have spent the last 20 minutes staring at a blue screen which claims that the updates are 100% ready and not to turn off the computer.  It has done this before, it takes fucking hours to complete.  In the meantime I have a major paper due at midnight, but fuck me, Windows must install random weekly Facebook (or other shit that I don't use or want) security update 8458484695864584864584584.  Because you know having the latest useless fucking patch is so instantly and critically important that everything else, no matter how important, must fucking wait.

Fuck Microsoft.

Seriously, how long can it be at 100% before it will finally let me use my ficking computer?  It has been like this since 5:00 o'clock.

Edit: correction, it has now magically gone from 100% to 24%.  Wonderful.
7/12/2017 5:43:28 PM EDT
[#1]
OP you kill the computer yet?
7/12/2017 5:46:01 PM EDT
[#2]
Remove the battery and reinserted again. If it got wet place it in a bag of rice for 24 horse. 
7/12/2017 5:46:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Keep complaining and it will drop to 8%
7/12/2017 5:46:43 PM EDT
[#4]
I read things like this and wonder if I'm living in a dream world. Is this part of some generational Linux propaganda campaign?

I've never had Windows install or download and update when it's set not to, and I can't imagine why anyone would use an OS that did what it wanted and ignored your settings.

If this is actually happening, why haven't you installed a different OS or put Windows 7/8.1 on your computer?
7/12/2017 5:47:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Join the club.
7/12/2017 5:47:26 PM EDT
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Yet again I'm getting boned by another fucking bullshit mandatory Windows 10 update, because you know, turning the fucking things off means jack shit, it will just fucking do it anyway.  I have spent the last 20 minutes staring at a vlue screen which claims that the updates are 100% ready and not to turn off the computer.  It has done this before, it takes fucking hours to complete.  In the meantime I have a major paper due at midnight, but fuck me, Windows must install random weekly Facebook (or other shit that I don't use or want) security update 8458484695864584864584584.  Because you know having the latest useless fucking patch is so instantly and critically important that everything else, no matter how important, must fucking wait.

Fuck Microsoft.

Seriously, how long can it be at 100% before it will finally let me use my ficking computer?  It has been like this since 5:00 o'clock.

Edit: correction, it has now magically gone from 100% to 24%.  Wonderful.
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Mine is set to update my work computer while I sleep, and my personal machines while I'm working. 

You just gotta be smarter than your machine. 
7/12/2017 5:47:46 PM EDT
[#7]
I ride that pony every month.

We've got 300 computers at work and there's anywhere from 10 to a couple hundred of them every month that fail for one reason or another.

We've got six still being worked on from last month's patching.
7/12/2017 5:48:31 PM EDT
[#8]
According to "certain people" if you don't allow Win10 to update when and where it wants to, you're using your computer wrong. *They* have never had it misbehave.

Which version of Virus10 are you running?

Creator, Pro and Enterprise have options to let you define active hours, and updates won't be applied during that time. Maybe. (You can't create an active period longer than 18 hours, though.)

Home? That's what you get for using a 'free' upgrade - no options for you!
(Well, unless you're MSCE certified and can run Group Policy settings from memory.)
((What? You're not? Pickup that can, Citizen. MS knows what's good for you!))
7/12/2017 5:51:09 PM EDT
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In b4 Josh or some other Win10 guru tells you it must be something YOU are doing wrong, not the OS.

Wife has Win10, I have MBP, we flipped all the secret switches to have Win10 on her compiter NOT do this, yet it still does.  I do not care how great it is under the hood, the user interface blows and the user experience blows.

Buy a Mac.
7/12/2017 5:53:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Finally, it let me log in.  Update took nearly an hour.
7/12/2017 5:54:25 PM EDT
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According to "certain people" if you don't allow Win10 to update when and where it wants to, you're using your computer wrong. *They* have never had it misbehave.

Which version of Virus10 are you running?

Creator, Pro and Enterprise have options to let you define active hours, and updates won't be applied during that time. Maybe. (You can't create an active period longer than 18 hours, though.)

Home? That's what you get for using a 'free' upgrade - no options for you!
(Well, unless you're MSCE certified and can run Group Policy settings from memory.)
((What? You're not? Pickup that can, Citizen. MS knows what's good for you!))
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Not true.
I'm using the 'free' W10 home upgrade and I can set the active hours.

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7/12/2017 5:56:41 PM EDT
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Remove the battery and reinserted again. If it got wet place it in a bag of rice for 24 horse. 
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skip the battery, just put it in rice. at night asians will sneak into your house and fix the computer (and probably write the paper)
7/12/2017 5:59:08 PM EDT
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I hate to sound like a commercial, but that's the fucking reason I switched to Apple.
7/12/2017 6:00:40 PM EDT
[#14]
I have yet to suffer through one single problem,maybe you just don't know how to set your machine up.

Are you by chance fat ,OP
7/12/2017 6:02:09 PM EDT
[#15]
Just use your backup laptop with backups of all your work.

2 is one 1 is none
7/12/2017 6:02:43 PM EDT
[#16]
Set your connection to a meteredconnection. It will not update...

Oddly enough I tried to manually update today and it still wouldn't update as I was on a metered connection even though I started the update myself. 
7/12/2017 6:06:18 PM EDT
[#17]
Downgrade back to Win7 and download GWX Control Panel once you're done with your paper.
7/12/2017 6:07:15 PM EDT
[#18]
I have a cron job that updates my computer at 3AM.
7/12/2017 6:08:37 PM EDT
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Home? That's what you get for using a 'free' upgrade - no options for you!
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Home? That's what you get for using a 'free' upgrade - no options for you!
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Not true.
I'm using the 'free' W10 home upgrade and I can set the active hours.

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Thank you. You may just have helped thousands hundreds dozens of more people than all the Nick Burns's of the Urban Commandos forum.

I'll update my knowledge base, accordingly.
7/12/2017 6:10:52 PM EDT
[#20]
I don't want to sound like "That Guy", but you would probably enjoy MacOS a lot more. 

Problem is, you gotta open your wallet wide to (legally) run it on supported hardware. But...you'd probably like it more. 

Food for thought in case you start looking at used ones on Craigslist. 

I'm done arguing with people over Win 10, and I'm done trying to patiently explain how to make it behave the way you want it to. I come here to relax, not troubleshoot people's dumb computer problems like I'm at work.

You have the choice to use something else. Take advantage of it. 
7/12/2017 6:12:17 PM EDT
[#21]
Use this all the time after a fresh install and update.

DoNotSpy for Windows 10

There is also a registry hack to disable (auto) updates on metered connections, and you can set ALL your connections to be this way if you so choose.
7/12/2017 6:12:48 PM EDT
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In b4 Josh or some other Win10 guru tells you it must be something YOU are doing wrong, not the OS.

Wife has Win10, I have MBP, we flipped all the secret switches to have Win10 on her compiter NOT do this, yet it still does.  I do not care how great it is under the hood, the user interface blows and the user experience blows.

Buy a Mac.
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Worst advice ever. Have to suffer with the garbage OSX at work, never will use that as a main machine.

Linux before the garbage that is Apple.
7/12/2017 6:14:12 PM EDT
[#23]
Mine took 2 minutes today to update.

7/12/2017 6:15:11 PM EDT
[#24]
Does Microsoft test their shit at length with real people and not just avid computer techie people?

Apple has their shit right: consumer products should not be about geeking out on the finer points of the technology, it is about providing a superior consumer experience.
7/12/2017 6:16:02 PM EDT
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I have a cron job that updates my computer at 3AM.
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You still use cron? Systemd timers FTW. 
7/12/2017 6:17:29 PM EDT
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Does Microsoft test their shit at length with real people and not just avid computer techie people?

Apple has their shit right: consumer products should not be about geeking out on the finer points of the technology, it is about providing a superior consumer experience.
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I geek the fuck out on mine. 

<-- Nerdily typed from a MBP. 
7/12/2017 6:19:07 PM EDT
[#27]
lol microsoft
7/12/2017 6:19:54 PM EDT
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I don't want to sound like "That Guy", but you would probably enjoy MacOS a lot more. 

Problem is, you gotta open your wallet wide to (legally) run it on supported hardware. But...you'd probably like it more. 

Food for thought in case you start looking at used ones on Craigslist. 

I'm done arguing with people over Win 10, and I'm done trying to patiently explain how to make it behave the way you want it to. I come here to relax, not troubleshoot people's dumb computer problems like I'm at work.

You have the choice to use something else. Take advantage of it. 
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I don't want to be "That Guy", but this guy should start spinning tunes!
7/12/2017 6:22:24 PM EDT
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I hate to sound like a commercial, but that's the fucking reason I switched to Apple.
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The last big laptop thread convinced me to go make this purchase...

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...and I  couldn't be happier.
7/12/2017 6:24:16 PM EDT
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Not true.
I'm using the 'free' W10 home upgrade and I can set the active hours.

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Quiet. Old people are bitching.
7/12/2017 6:27:00 PM EDT
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Au contraire! He's violating the GD code, by bringing facts into a discussion. Loss of down, 5 minutes in the penalty box, and a yellow card if he does it again!
7/12/2017 6:32:19 PM EDT
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Yet again I'm getting boned by another fucking bullshit mandatory Windows 10 update, because you know, turning the fucking things off means jack shit, it will just fucking do it anyway.  I have spent the last 20 minutes staring at a vlue screen which claims that the updates are 100% ready and not to turn off the computer.  It has done this before, it takes fucking hours to complete.  In the meantime I have a major paper due at midnight, but fuck me, Windows must install random weekly Facebook (or other shit that I don't use or want) security update 8458484695864584864584584.  Because you know having the latest useless fucking patch is so instantly and critically important that everything else, no matter how important, must fucking wait.

Fuck Microsoft.

Seriously, how long can it be at 100% before it will finally let me use my ficking computer?  It has been like this since 5:00 o'clock.

Edit: correction, it has now magically gone from 100% to 24%.  Wonderful.
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You can take comfort in the fact that people like you are why Win10 has automatic updates in the first place.
7/12/2017 6:33:33 PM EDT
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I have yet to suffer through one single problem,maybe you just don't know how to set your machine up.

Are you by chance fat ,OP
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7/12/2017 6:36:33 PM EDT
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I don't want to sound like "That Guy", but you would probably enjoy MacOS a lot more. 

Problem is, you gotta open your wallet wide to (legally) run it on supported hardware. But...you'd probably like it more. 

Food for thought in case you start looking at used ones on Craigslist. 

I'm done arguing with people over Win 10, and I'm done trying to patiently explain how to make it behave the way you want it to. I come here to relax, not troubleshoot people's dumb computer problems like I'm at work.

You have the choice to use something else. Take advantage of it. 
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That's a very diplomatically polite way of saying "If you aren't smarter than the machine, then maybe you should get a simpler machine.".  
7/12/2017 6:42:44 PM EDT
[#35]
How about not using Windows 10 if it annoys you that bad?  Or have you lost free will?
7/12/2017 6:50:16 PM EDT
[#36]
OP procrastinates, then blames machine.
7/12/2017 6:51:21 PM EDT
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Does Microsoft test their shit at length with real people and not just avid computer techie people?

Apple has their shit right: consumer products should not be about geeking out on the finer points of the technology, it is about providing a superior consumer experience.
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Microsoft has dumbed down every version of Windows since XP.  It's gotten so fucking stupid that it's barely distinguishable in that regard from the MacOS.

Problem is, people seem to have gotten more stupid at an even faster pace than Windows.
7/12/2017 6:53:33 PM EDT
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You can take comfort in the fact that people like you are why Win10 has automatic updates in the first place.
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Wrong. It's 100% Microsofts fault.  They have been in business what, almost 30 years, and have not found a way to program an OS without 87 million critical flaws. They should make a better product, not force me to babysit their fucking garbage.
7/12/2017 6:53:52 PM EDT
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Yet again I'm getting boned by another fucking bullshit mandatory Windows 10 update, because you know, turning the fucking things off means jack shit, it will just fucking do it anyway.  I have spent the last 20 minutes staring at a vlue screen which claims that the updates are 100% ready and not to turn off the computer.  It has done this before, it takes fucking hours to complete.  In the meantime I have a major paper due at midnight, but fuck me, Windows must install random weekly Facebook (or other shit that I don't use or want) security update 8458484695864584864584584.  Because you know having the latest useless fucking patch is so instantly and critically important that everything else, no matter how important, must fucking wait.

Fuck Microsoft.

Seriously, how long can it be at 100% before it will finally let me use my ficking computer?  It has been like this since 5:00 o'clock.

Edit: correction, it has now magically gone from 100% to 24%.  Wonderful.
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I knew what this rant would be about the minute I saw the topic. MS Update is broken as hell, using all available bandwidth and basically locking out your internet while it pulls gigs of data. It's absolutely intolerable, it's a known problem, and MS does nothing. No ability to pause, no ability to restrict bandwidth or hours. It's unacceptable.
7/12/2017 6:57:42 PM EDT
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Ride a rice horse?
7/12/2017 7:05:48 PM EDT
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I knew what this rant would be about the minute I saw the topic. MS Update is broken as hell, using all available bandwidth and basically locking out your internet while it pulls gigs of data. It's absolutely intolerable, it's a known problem, and MS does nothing. No ability to pause, no ability to restrict bandwidth or hours. It's unacceptable.
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I can traffic shape it at my edge router. #NetworkEngineerThings



But yeah, it's kind of a pain. There are hacks out there to give you a bit more control over it (short of running your own WSUS server), but you'll need to spend some time Googling around or pretending to be IT. 
7/12/2017 7:12:05 PM EDT
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I can traffic shape it at my edge router. #NetworkEngineerThings



But yeah, it's kind of a pain. There are hacks out there to give you a bit more control over it (short of running your own WSUS server), but you'll need to spend some time Googling around or pretending to be IT. 
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I've found the easiest most painless way to keep MS from hogging all my bandwidth at bad times is to pull the fucking network cable out of it  Who's the boss now!!  (as it slowly auto connects to my WiFi and I don't realize it)  
7/12/2017 7:14:41 PM EDT
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Wrong. It's 100% Microsofts fault.  They have been in business what, almost 30 years, and have not found a way to program an OS without 87 million critical flaws. They should make a better product, not force me to babysit their fucking garbage.
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lol
7/12/2017 7:14:49 PM EDT
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I can traffic shape it at my edge router. #NetworkEngineerThings



But yeah, it's kind of a pain. There are hacks out there to give you a bit more control over it (short of running your own WSUS server), but you'll need to spend some time Googling around or pretending to be IT. 
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Yeah I use my router to restrict bandwidth to keep it from bringing the whole network down, but it still locks out any individual machine. There is supposed to be a policy you can set for BITS to lock down bandwidth during certain hours, but I have eight machines in my house alone, and I haven't found the time to put on my IT hat to sort it out. It's easier to curse, restrict bandwidth in the router, and use another machine for the duration .

As a programmer, it infuriates me that they refuse to simply put an option in the Updates settings to make it behave. There is no reason other than typical MS bullheadedness not to do it. It's as stupid as the push for the ribbon interface.
7/12/2017 7:16:14 PM EDT
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I fucking despise that POS operating system.
7/12/2017 7:20:15 PM EDT
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Not true.
I'm using the 'free' W10 home upgrade and I can set the active hours.

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Shit solution for a mobile first operating system. My laptops, phones, and tablets don't stay plugged in and on all night.
7/12/2017 7:20:33 PM EDT
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I fucking despise that POS operating system.
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Microsoft is the best Apple salesman on the planet.

Of course, Apple is the best Linux salesman on the planet.

And all you *nix junkies can just bleep off!
7/12/2017 7:21:32 PM EDT
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You can't have both - either let Win10 do it's thing and it works amazingly well *OR* try to control everything it does.

The people who do NOT have Win10 problems seem to be the ones who leave it the hell alone (just like MacOS) and the ones who hate Win10 seem to be the ones who try to make it update only the things they want when they want.

Numerous postings here and around the web about setting active hours, etc.

I've got Win10 on everything from fairly "real" computers (big CPU, big memory) to netbooks and tablets - and none of them behave like the OP's machine.  That's 'cuz I let them do their thing and then amazingly they're not trying to do it when I'm trying to work.
7/12/2017 7:22:14 PM EDT
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Wrong. It's 100% Microsofts fault.  They have been in business what, almost 30 years, and have not found a way to program an OS without 87 million critical flaws. They should make a better product, not force me to babysit their fucking garbage.
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I know right, paying for something and expecting it to work, it's crazy talk.

I just looked it up, founded in 1975, so 42 years and this is their flagship product we are talking about. Why are their failures ok with you? I would not bitch is their os was free, but it's quite the opposite. This shit is not acceptable.
7/12/2017 7:24:10 PM EDT
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You leave your laptops plugged in and on/sleeping 24/7?
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