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7/11/2017 11:22:00 PM EDT
Ok, so over the last few months a few buttons have popped off of my work pants, the thread they use seems to be a single strand of spider web due to how easily these buttons pop off.

My work uniforms are provided by work (I am charged every week for the service) and so we have a company that washes and fixes them.

Every time a button pops off I return the pants with a repair ticket, but after the last 12 or so times sending them back, they never have a new button.

So, I will leave it up to you guys to tell me how I should proceed.

Throw the pants into one of our metal processing machines?

Rip holes in the legs?

Staple hundreds of repair tickets to them?

It's up to Arfcom to decide how I deal with this. (Barring anything illegal)
7/11/2017 11:24:47 PM EDT
[#1]
Eat less maybe?

...I like the barring, "anything illegal" aspect although all your suggestions are unethical.
7/11/2017 11:25:44 PM EDT
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Listen, I'm on my ass much of a 12 hour shift, all these red bulls and deli sandwiches have to go somewhere...

Also the other day I bent down and one of the buttons shot off of these pants with the same energy as a .380, which could seriously bruise someone.
7/11/2017 11:25:48 PM EDT
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And learn how to mend them yourself with better thread
7/11/2017 11:27:18 PM EDT
[#4]
Truthfully I am 180lbs, though I have started to develop a little bit of a beer gut...

I'm too lazy to hit the gym lol.
7/11/2017 11:27:36 PM EDT
[#5]
I applaud the OP for having a sense of humor!
7/11/2017 11:27:54 PM EDT
[#6]
Mine usually don't come back. I wear the same pants several days to ration my clean clothes. I don't have to pay so there's that.
7/11/2017 11:28:18 PM EDT
[#7]
Have your wife or girlfriend sew one on for you?

Sew one on yourself?  

Duct tape?
7/11/2017 11:32:44 PM EDT
[#8]
I know, I know, but hitting the gym isn't really the answer. It's a great way to stay in shape, which you should do but the way to lose weight is to eat less. Trust me, I figure this out on my own and was dismayed to learn it was a fact. You have to work your ass off to burn 400 calories. It's much easier to just watch your calorie intake.

When I was in the Air Force the saying was, take your weight and multiply it by 15. Whatever that number is, make sure you eat less calories than that number if you want to lose weight.

At one point I got to 200 lbs. I realized I needed to cut my caloric intake down from 3,000 to 1,500 for awhile to get back down to 165 lbs. It worked.
7/11/2017 11:34:27 PM EDT
[#9]
write a note on a full sheet of paper with a marker  that says fix my fucking button I have asked 5 times now  and staple it to the pants
7/11/2017 11:34:48 PM EDT
[#10]
Switch to coveralls
7/11/2017 11:35:47 PM EDT
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In what language?
7/11/2017 11:35:50 PM EDT
[#12]
so the company provides the uniform service but you are charged a weekly fee for laundry and repair.

If I were you I would be taking the issue up with payroll/HR and whoever negotiated the contract for the service you are not receiving.
7/11/2017 11:36:04 PM EDT
[#13]
Quit wearing pants.
7/11/2017 11:37:50 PM EDT
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Funny you ask, both Spanish and English, but that didn't work either.
7/11/2017 11:44:38 PM EDT
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I could do that but I'm pretty sure seeing me covered in oil with No pants on would traumatized my  co-workers
7/12/2017 12:26:16 AM EDT
[#16]
Well, you could always reinforce the stitching on the pants buttons. Basically, you sew the thread through the button holes, through the pants, and then back through. This way, the button won't come off. Usually when I do this, the pants will wear out before the button pops off. 
7/12/2017 12:28:16 AM EDT
[#17]
Velcro is the answer. 
7/12/2017 12:28:43 AM EDT
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7/12/2017 7:42:46 AM EDT
[#19]
Which service provider?
7/12/2017 11:02:53 AM EDT
[#20]
As I get older, my sarastic side becomes more natural, so I say:
Staple hundreds  of repair tickets to the clothing and send in for repairs.