[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Pool's closed (Page 1 of 2)
| My CC pool was closed early last sat evening due to an event. All that was said was that they had to shock the water. Cant guarantee they had a pooper, as we had a serious rain storm that day....but probably was. Oh well.....chlorine is a killer...i was a pool man in college. |
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My CC pool was closed early last sat evening due to an event. All that was said was that they had to shock the water. Cant guarantee they had a pooper, as we had a serious rain storm that day....but probably was. Oh well.....chlorine is a killer...i was a pool man in college. |
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Meh whats the difference between one large piece of poop and thousands of small poop particles that are in every pool. And that doesn't include all the other bodily fluids floating around. And that's why DangerJ only swims in natural bodies of water where the idea of decomposing whales and fish fucking is more appealing than Jolene's rancid asscrack being caressed with the same water splashing on my face. |
Notice there is no one swimming in our toilet, so don't pee in the pool. Or whatever that sign says is what they need to hang up to insure everyone is informed about not peeing in the pool. People are usually great about following rules once they are clearly posted.
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I thought shocking a pool was standard routine maintenance . Regarding pee it's broken down in seconds by the chlorine. |
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Not really. Public pools have strict regulations poop is automatic close and super chlorinate for a specified time to kill parasites that can be found in poo. Regarding pee it's broken down in seconds by the chlorine. |
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And that's why DangerJ only swims in natural bodies of water where the idea of decomposing whales and fish fucking is more appealing than Jolene's rancid asscrack being caressed with the same water splashing on my face. |
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Notice there is no one swimming in our toilet, so don't pee in the pool. Or whatever that sign says is what they need to hang up to insure everyone is informed about not peeing in the pool. People are usually great about following rules once they are clearly posted. That disturbed me for a number of reasons: #1: They think that torturing kids on a hot stove is so prevalent that they need to tell downtown commuters to not do it every single goddamn day. #2: They chose MY commute path as the best place to put that billboard, so someone obviously thought that commuters from my neck of the woods were most like to be going home at night to torture kids with a hot stove - so I obviously lived in the shittiest neighborhood imaginable. #3: They obviously didn't know how to contact actual child abusers to stop burning kids on a stove, so they did the next best thing with a shotgun strategy and used their prevention budget to tell ME not to burn kids on a stove. That was a great image to get my head in the game every single goddamn morning right before work. #4: They assumed that the people who are so evil that they would burn a kid on a stove might see a billboard telling them not to do it and might actually stop and think "woah, so that's wrong? Hmm, nobody told me that burning the fuck out of my kids was bad . . maybe I should change my ways?" It pissed me off that they were pissing away resources on something that obviously couldn't work. Maybe they could scrap the billboard and hire one more door-kicking CPS enforcement officer. So either they were incompetent, to the detriment of the kids needing help, or they were just using evil imagery as a fund raising effort. Either way - fuck them. I get a similar vibe when I see the "don't shit in the pool" signs. The kinds of people who shit in a pool are not going to be very responsive to a sign telling them not to do it. And there's no benefit to telling everyone else not to do it. |
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3 weeks ago, we are in Ft Worth for a soccer camp for my littlest one. Well, the pool at the hotel didnt open for several days, but on the day it did, we headed down there.
Water looked kinda murky but ok. Let the kids swim for 30 min before staff comes out and says we have to go, the inspector was coming so they could open it. Oooops. Ok. So, kids are upset. I look on my phone and find the public pool by the zoo open. Cool. I have an idea how it will be, and yep, it is. Everyones well behaved and everything is going ok the first hour. Then the alarms sound. Whistles blow, people evacuate. We wait a minute, ask the lifeguard whats up. Someone shit in the pool. Yep, out comes a kid with a net and gloves digging out turds. Nope nope nope nope nope. Ten eight kids, fuck this shit! Never in my life... I've heard jokes about it... And all the normal pool attendees were like 'whatever', we will wait the 30 min and get back in. O M G No |
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I used to drive by a billboard on the way to work that showed a picture of a miserable looking kid, and a hot stove element and a message along the lines of "a hot stove should only be used to cook food . . . . AntiChildAbuse Project" That disturbed me for a number of reasons: #1: They think that torturing kids on a hot stove is so prevalent that they need to tell downtown commuters to not do it every single goddamn day. #2: They chose MY commute path as the best place to put that billboard, so someone obviously thought that commuters from my neck of the woods were most like to be going home at night to torture kids with a hot stove - so I obviously lived in the shittiest neighborhood imaginable. #3: They obviously didn't know how to contact actual child abusers to stop burning kids on a stove, so they did the next best thing with a shotgun strategy and used their prevention budget to tell ME not to burn kids on a stove. That was a great image to get my head in the game every single goddamn morning right before work. #4: They assumed that the people who are so evil that they would burn a kid on a stove might see a billboard telling them not to do it and might actually stop and think "woah, so that's wrong? Hmm, nobody told me that burning the fuck out of my kids was bad . . maybe I should change my ways?" It pissed me off that they were pissing away resources on something that obviously couldn't work. Maybe they could scrap the billboard and hire one more door-kicking CPS enforcement officer. So either they were incompetent, to the detriment of the kids needing help, or they were just using evil imagery as a fund raising effort. Either way - fuck them. I get a similar vibe when I see the "don't shit in the pool" signs. The kinds of people who shit in a pool are not going to be very responsive to a sign telling them not to do it. And there's no benefit to telling everyone else not to do it. |
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No need to 'shock' it if you're maintaining proper FC levels. We have an automatic system. Problem is the pool fuckers don't change barrels on time. I have had to do it many times so far this year. Our pool eats a bunch of chorine. We have three 55 gallon drums on hand at all times. It isn't full hop, only 12% I think. |
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We have an automatic system. Problem is the pool fuckers don't change barrels on time. I have had to do it many times so far this year. Our pool eats a bunch of chorine. We have three 55 gallon drums on hand at all times. It isn't full hop, only 12% I think.  .
How many Gallons is the pool? Sounds like you need to up your CYA. |
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Haha. Noticed this sign at Disney world. I don't care how old you are poop is funny.
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Exactly what I thought of when I saw the thread title.
The great Habbo raid of July 2006 |
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Last year for July 4th me and a lady friend were at H20 Pool Bar at the San Luis in Galveston. We randomly ran into some friends, had plenty of drinks, and blah, blah. Around 8PM the attendants blow the whistle and tell us that everyone had to get out of the pool.
I joked about someone leaving a floater in the pool or something. One of the attendants told me it was because some lady puked on the far side of the pool by the bar. I laughed as told him that we've been swimming in people's pee for like 4 hours and suddenly someone is worried about some drunk lady yakking. Ah well. |
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Exactly what I thought of when I saw the thread title. The great Habbo raid of July 2006 Attached File |
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glad there's still some oldfags around https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/14294/CaptainAmerica1-zps8c295f96-240070.JPG |
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And no poop or bacteria ever comes off every nasty ass in that water? Parasites suck. Giardia is a real concern with this shit. Tee hee. |
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The chlorine can handle that. But the mass of the poo requires shock levels for extended periods of time. There's actual science and equations for this shit. Tee hee. Parasites suck. Giardia is a real concern with this shit. Tee hee. Quoted:
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And no poop or bacteria ever comes off every nasty ass in that water? Parasites suck. Giardia is a real concern with this shit. Tee hee. Actually, they probably make the interns put on the rubber aprons and go deal with that stuff while they watch through the glass from the next room, drinking coffee. |
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Yeah I don't do public pools or waterparks. I was a pool guy for abt 5 years. Had several apartment and condo complex pools as part of my route. During the summer they get serviced 3x a week. Some had additional help from the complex maintenance staff who would do the basics (clean skimmer/pump baskets, test/add chlorine). The lower the income in the complex, the more trashed the pool would get. People are disgusting savages. I have seen things... 
I refuse to swim in apartment complex or public pools as a result. |
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I imagine a whole bunch of scientists out there with labs full of fish tanks with human turds floating in them, figuring out the exact equations for that stuff. Actually, they probably make the interns put on the rubber aprons and go deal with that stuff while they watch through the glass from the next room, drinking coffee. |