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6/11/2017 11:32:43 PM EDT
This is how you quit your job like a boss
6/11/2017 11:37:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Took too long to chug that cold one. Killed the moment.
6/11/2017 11:37:20 PM EDT
[#2]
I love my current job. I work with a good group of people.

The last job... not so much. I didn't walk out like that guy did, though. That would have been the job before.
6/12/2017 12:55:20 AM EDT
[#3]
pretty good way to quit
6/12/2017 12:59:14 AM EDT
[#4]
Johnny Paycheck - Take This Job And Shove It (Audio)
6/12/2017 1:12:42 AM EDT
[#5]
Well... I guess that is one way to do it.


I quit my last job after my boss welched on the raise/promotion 3 weeks after he promised it. Luckily, the other offer was still on the table at the new gig.

Rule #1: In jobs and in relationships, there was a pretty fucking good reason you left in the first place.. going back to you "EX" is just asking for trouble. [Just cuz you changed doesn't mean they have]
6/12/2017 1:18:33 AM EDT
[#6]
I've walked out of a few. Pro tip to tech managers: when you use the phrase, "if you don't like it, you can just leave," expect your developers to see it as an opportunity.
6/12/2017 1:24:08 AM EDT
[#7]
6/12/2017 1:25:21 AM EDT
[#8]
My last job was remote 2 on 2 off, I gave 2 weeks notice as soon as I finished my shift so my 2 weeks r&r was my notice.

My exit interview resulted in the Connoco Phillips supervisor being fired for ethics violations

Karma is a cold hearted bitch.
6/12/2017 1:28:44 AM EDT
[#9]
I'm calling fake quit video. Funny, but it seemed like a fuckaround on lunch break type video.
6/12/2017 2:02:45 AM EDT
[#10]
Shit, I've been doing it wrong.

6/12/2017 2:19:12 AM EDT
[#11]
I usually just quit going in when i quit a job. 

I gave 2 weeks notice twice,  first place just said ok we don't need you for the next 2 weeks. 
2nd place fucked with me till I just walked out after 4 days. 

I've been laid off several times,  never got notice for that shit.
6/12/2017 8:24:40 AM EDT
[#12]
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6/12/2017 8:39:36 AM EDT
[#13]
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My last job was remote 2 on 2 off, I gave 2 weeks notice as soon as I finished my shift so my 2 weeks r&r was my notice.

My exit interview resulted in the Connoco Phillips supervisor being fired for ethics violations

Karma is a cold hearted bitch.
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I'm four weeks on, one off.  Two on, two off gives me a chubby.  
6/12/2017 8:42:05 AM EDT
[#14]
If that was me it would be a Corona in a can...

Then can mic drop. 
6/12/2017 8:53:30 AM EDT
[#15]
YEAH BROTHER!
6/12/2017 9:13:36 AM EDT
[#16]
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I'm calling fake quit video. Funny, but it seemed like a fuckaround on lunch break type video.
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I'm thinkin he actually was leaving the job. He just cared a lot more than he was trying to let on. That was just a humorous goodbye to a bunch of buddies he enjoyed working with.
6/12/2017 9:21:40 AM EDT
[#17]
Unoriginal
6/12/2017 9:24:46 AM EDT
[#18]
Back in the mid eighties I worked as an EMT at an ambulance service. One guy who had enough of the place walked into the dispatch office. He stripped his uniform off walked out in his underwear and drove off in his car.
6/12/2017 9:53:47 AM EDT
[#19]
I used to enjoy dragging up job.

Not so much now that my daughter is in collage.
6/12/2017 9:57:13 AM EDT
[#20]
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I'm thinkin he actually was leaving the job. He just cared a lot more than he was trying to let on. That was just a humorous goodbye to a bunch of buddies he enjoyed working with.
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I'm calling fake quit video. Funny, but it seemed like a fuckaround on lunch break type video.
I'm thinkin he actually was leaving the job. He just cared a lot more than he was trying to let on. That was just a humorous goodbye to a bunch of buddies he enjoyed working with.
This.
6/12/2017 9:58:22 AM EDT
[#21]
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I used to enjoy dragging up job.

Not so much now that my daughter is in collage.
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Wut?
6/12/2017 3:27:49 PM EDT
[#22]
Another ZFG, and I'd hit this girl.
Girl Quits Job Like a Boss.
6/12/2017 3:30:06 PM EDT
[#23]
Not a single Erica Jayne "How many Fucks" reference???
6/12/2017 4:19:16 PM EDT
[#24]
Joey Quits (worker quits hotel job with a marching band)