[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What I learned from using tinder (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 6/11/2017 4:17:33 PM EDT
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Sitting here drinking with some friends and topic of tinder came up, figured I'd add to the list of threads on tinder.
1. Liberal girls are unhappy and mostly depressed but put on a front. 2. Girls that say they don't hook up will do just that. Then discuss how they never done that before afterwards. 3. No girl has ever met anyone off tinder, ever; Except for you. 4. Girls all have stories of epic bad dates and like to tell them. You should ask for them. 5. If you have to wonder if they're fat, they are. 6. Tinder girls are mostly dreadfully boring and overly shy. 7. Trannys are masters of photography, above the skills of sly fat girls. 8. Every girl loves the outdoors until they actually have to be in it, maybe just like watching on TV. 9. Issues, they all have them. 10. If every picture has like a group of people, they're the unattractive one. I could have probably gone on and on It's crazy, I used it for like a year. I actually met my current girlfriend while trying to get out of a bad tinder date, so does that mean tinder worked after all? |
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What I learned,
If they say they're not there for a hook up,you're getting laid If the say anything about not having sex,you're getting laid If they use any buzz words like strong woman,independent,etc.They're a fucking bitch. Even if they don't have a pic of themselves and they use real man or barbie,they're a fucking hog Overly religious.you're getting laid and they're a freak Average body means chubby,curvy means fat hog |
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8. Every girl loves the outdoors until they actually have to be in it, maybe just like watching on TV. I always found it amazing that online dating sights were filled with women who just love the outdoors yet I don't seem to meet many of those girls in real life. |
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What I learned, If they say they're not there for a hook up,you're getting laid If the say anything about not having sex,you're getting laid If they use any buzz words like strong woman,independent,etc.They're a fucking bitch. Even if they don't have a pic of themselves and they use real man or barbie,they're a fucking hog Overly religious.you're getting laid and they're a freak Average body means chubby,curvy means fat hog |
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A guy I know is a Christian and he goes to Christian Mingle. He says he gets laid right and left.  Left & Right |
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Sitting here drinking with some friends and topic of tinder came up, figured I'd add to the list of threads on tinder. 1. Liberal girls are unhappy and mostly depressed but put on a front. 2. Girls that say they don't hook up will do just that. Then discuss how they never done that before afterwards. 3. No girl has ever met anyone off tinder, ever; Except for you. 4. Girls all have stories of epic bad dates and like to tell them. You should ask for them. 5. If you have to wonder if they're fat, they are. 6. Tinder girls are mostly dreadfully boring and overly shy. 7. Trannys are masters of photography, above the skills of sly fat girls. 8. Every girl loves the outdoors until they actually have to be in it, maybe just like watching on TV. 9. Issues, they all have them. 10. If every picture has like a group of people, they're the unattractive one. I could have probably gone on and on It's crazy, I used it for like a year. I actually met my current girlfriend while trying to get out of a bad tinder date, so does that mean tinder worked after all? That makes perfect sense. Introverted weirdos love shopping for love in ways where they don't actually have to meat people. Why should it be any different for girls? |
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What I learned, If they say they're not there for a hook up,you're getting laid If the say anything about not having sex,you're getting laid If they use any buzz words like strong woman,independent,etc.They're a fucking bitch. Even if they don't have a pic of themselves and they use real man or barbie,they're a fucking hog Overly religious.you're getting laid and they're a freak Average body means chubby,curvy means fat hog |
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Quoted:Using an irrational fear of STDs sounds like some shit a dude who has difficulty getting laid uses as an excuse for his lack of pussy inflow. 
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That makes perfect sense. Introverted weirdos love shopping for love in ways where they don't actually have to meat people. Why should it be any different for girls? Quoted:
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Sitting here drinking with some friends and topic of tinder came up, figured I'd add to the list of threads on tinder. 1. Liberal girls are unhappy and mostly depressed but put on a front. 2. Girls that say they don't hook up will do just that. Then discuss how they never done that before afterwards. 3. No girl has ever met anyone off tinder, ever; Except for you. 4. Girls all have stories of epic bad dates and like to tell them. You should ask for them. 5. If you have to wonder if they're fat, they are. 6. Tinder girls are mostly dreadfully boring and overly shy. 7. Trannys are masters of photography, above the skills of sly fat girls. 8. Every girl loves the outdoors until they actually have to be in it, maybe just like watching on TV. 9. Issues, they all have them. 10. If every picture has like a group of people, they're the unattractive one. I could have probably gone on and on It's crazy, I used it for like a year. I actually met my current girlfriend while trying to get out of a bad tinder date, so does that mean tinder worked after all? That makes perfect sense. Introverted weirdos love shopping for love in ways where they don't actually have to meat people. Why should it be any different for girls? ETA. Beat by a mile. |
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What are these meat people you speak of?  The Meatmen - We're the Meatmen and You Suck! |
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What I learned is that the only women that actually respond are porn bots. |
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A guy I know is a Christian and he goes to Christian Mingle. He says he gets laid right and left. |
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You have to say something to catch their attention. Saying "hey, what's up" isn't going to cut it. Say stupid funny stuff, I told one girl her name literally meant "just the tip" in Hebrew. 3 beers later I was getting hand job back to my place.. If your trying to play cool guy, it won't work, every guy is already doing that. They say fuck no and laugh but it works |
