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6/4/2017 6:53:18 PM EDT
I prefer charcoal briquettes to lump, I like a little A1 with my steak, I often use Montreal Steak seasoning on steak, I smoke food with a pellet grill, I like chain restaurants/Sysco, I still shave with a Mach 3 and colgate foam, my aluminum body f150 has the small ecoboost, my tractor has a hydrostatic transmission, I use an xim4 adapter to play console games with a keyboard and mouse, I have financed every vehicle I own plus my ztr and tractor.  Oh and I graduated with 250k in student loan debt but I do make over 200k a year.

There is a lot more but this is what comes to mind.

Oh yea I use a vape when I drink on the weekends.
6/4/2017 6:54:45 PM EDT
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Do you want a participation trophy?
6/4/2017 6:55:45 PM EDT
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Ban.
6/4/2017 6:56:26 PM EDT
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I prefer charcoal briquettes to lump, I like a little A1 with my steak, I often use Montreal Steak seasoning on steak, I smoke food with a pellet grill, I like chain restaurants/Sysco, I still shave with a Mach 3 and colgate foam, my aluminum body f150 has the small ecoboost, my tractor has a hydrostatic transmission, I use an xim4 adapter to play console games with a keyboard and mouse, I have financed every vehicle I own plus my ztr and tractor.  Oh and I graduated with 250k in student loan debt but I do make over 200k a year.

There is a lot more but this is what comes to mind.
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... yet you cannot afford an ARFCOM membership
6/4/2017 6:59:16 PM EDT
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What ever cycles your rounds.
6/4/2017 6:59:24 PM EDT
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I replaced a 1999 Nissan Frontier 4x4 manual transmission extended cab that had been paid off since 2007 with a 2015 Nissan Rogue that I put a 5yr loan on


damn baby


that and my wife who barely has a technical bone in her body can't drive a manual transmission to save her life
6/4/2017 6:59:39 PM EDT
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And your point is ?
6/4/2017 7:00:57 PM EDT
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I've been a member since 2002.  I didn't use my account for a while so I started a new one.  I'll never pay for social media of any form.  I'm fine seeing ads.
6/4/2017 7:03:10 PM EDT
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Arfcom is a site of people with exquisite tastes who only eat gourmet food, have supermodel wives, and pay for everything with cash.
6/4/2017 7:06:16 PM EDT
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Good luck finding someone who cares.
6/4/2017 7:12:29 PM EDT
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+1
6/4/2017 7:13:59 PM EDT
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6/4/2017 7:15:57 PM EDT
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You forgot roll tide
6/4/2017 7:20:55 PM EDT
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Are we supposed to confess to shit too?
6/4/2017 7:33:54 PM EDT
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Boomer Sooner!!!!
6/4/2017 7:38:46 PM EDT
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Damn straight!
6/4/2017 8:48:53 PM EDT
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I prefer charcoal briquettes to lump, I like a little A1 with my steak, I often use Montreal Steak seasoning on steak, I smoke food with a pellet grill, I like chain restaurants/Sysco, I still shave with a Mach 3 and colgate foam, my aluminum body f150 has the small ecoboost, my tractor has a hydrostatic transmission, I use an xim4 adapter to play console games with a keyboard and mouse, I have financed every vehicle I own plus my ztr and tractor.  Oh and I graduated with 250k in student loan debt but I do make over 200k a year.

There is a lot more but this is what comes to mind.
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I wish I had a tractor!  

You lucky bastard. 
6/4/2017 8:50:38 PM EDT
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I like this.


You do you, OP.
6/4/2017 9:00:04 PM EDT
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I prefer charcoal briquettes to lump, I like a little A1 with my steak, I often use Montreal Steak seasoning on steak, I smoke food with a pellet grill, I like chain restaurants/Sysco, I still shave with a Mach 3 and colgate foam, my aluminum body f150 has the small ecoboost, my tractor has a hydrostatic transmission, I use an xim4 adapter to play console games with a keyboard and mouse, I have financed every vehicle I own plus my ztr and tractor.  Oh and I graduated with 250k in student loan debt but I do make over 200k a year.

There is a lot more but this is what comes to mind.
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In all candor...you got a lot of problems my man

Me personally...wood fire > all other ways of cooking meat
Salt + Pepper + Sugar > all other 'fancy' dry rubs for steak

As far as the things that GD will claim my man card for...I am starting to get into meditation and will likely be trying a beginner yoga course. I enjoy fast food...although I do try to avoid it...and I'm not averse to eating a vegetarian / vegan meal once in a while just to give my body some variety.
6/4/2017 9:06:28 PM EDT
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I prefer charcoal briquettes to lump, I like a little A1 with my steak, I often use Montreal Steak seasoning on steak, I smoke food with a pellet grill, I like chain restaurants/Sysco, I still shave with a Mach 3 and colgate foam, my aluminum body f150 has the small ecoboost, my tractor has a hydrostatic transmission, I use an xim4 adapter to play console games with a keyboard and mouse, I have financed every vehicle I own plus my ztr and tractor.  Oh and I graduated with 250k in student loan debt but I do make over 200k a year.

There is a lot more but this is what comes to mind.
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I like my gas grill, I use Kraft BBQ sauce, I always use Montreal, I don't smoke, I shave with a bic and just water, I have a Taco, no tractor, I still play Gauntlet sometimes, I graduated owing 5 years of servitude. So there
6/4/2017 9:31:20 PM EDT
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weber Chicago Steak > mccormick Montreal Steak
6/4/2017 9:43:34 PM EDT
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We love our BGE.


We use the Dacor when we are lazy.

6/4/2017 9:46:44 PM EDT
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How much to feel sorry on your behalf.?
6/4/2017 9:50:06 PM EDT
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I can deal with a lot of shit but who the fucked puts A1 on a good piece of meat. You're fired op
6/4/2017 9:53:34 PM EDT
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I prefer charcoal briquettes to lump, I like a little A1 with my steak, I often use Montreal Steak seasoning on steak, I smoke food with a pellet grill, I like chain restaurants/Sysco, I still shave with a Mach 3 and colgate foam, my aluminum body f150 has the small ecoboost, my tractor has a hydrostatic transmission, I use an xim4 adapter to play console games with a keyboard and mouse, I have financed every vehicle I own plus my ztr and tractor.  Oh and I graduated with 250k in student loan debt but I do make over 200k a year.

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I prefer Kingsford to lump for smoking in my Weber smokey mountain.  Very consistent, know what I'm getting.

A1 on burgers, and when at someone else's house who over cooks a steak is very acceptable.

Montreal steak seasoning...parents did it growing up, but I've never personally used it.

Chain restaurants are often for me, traveling for work.  Probably 8-10 times a month.  It's all good as long as they have beer.

I shave with a Schick Hydro 5, so I'm ahead of you on that.  

I have a 2003 chevy 1500, no aluminum so you got me on that.

I don't own a tractor.

I have financed vehicles, none outstanding now.  Always try to pay them off as quick as I can.

Had $50K in student loan debt (MBA paid for by GA position).  $0 now.



But lump is best on the Weber Kettle.  Not so much for the smoker.
6/4/2017 9:56:35 PM EDT
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We bought a self-cleaning toilet today.  

ActiClean Self-Cleaning Toilet from American Standard – Training Video
6/4/2017 9:57:25 PM EDT
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Imagine being Huma in bed as Hillary goes down on you, having to be like “damn, Habibi, you fuckin’ fine, all sexy with your political prowess and stroke-victim face. I love sex with you, both Huma and the real me.” when all she wants is to go back in time to marry Mohammed (pbuh) as his 9 year old bride. Like seriously imagine Huma’s POV, pretending to enjoy Hillary's wet slobber, the mood lighting barely concealing her crazy eyes and mustache, and just lie there, dreadful minute after minute, as she spells out her favorite Alphabet Agencies with her tongue, CIA, NSA, FB-- Ouch! You wince as she hatefully scrapes her dentures across your clit, but you fake some loud moans to cover it up. Not only having to tolerate her oral skills (no wonder Bill went rogue) and her monstrous fucking visage lapping sloppily between your thighs, but her haughty attitude as everyone in public tells her she’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MRS. CLINTON LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? they’re not the ones who sees her this close without her clown make-up to cover up her "au naturel" beauty. You’ve been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wannabe models from Weiner’s Instagram DMs your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the sand dunes in the future Islamic State (INSHALLAH). You’ve never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and you swear you can taste the fishy scent from her loose crusty vag as she winks at you to switch places, smugly assured that she gave you multiple orgasms, and you’re getting paid for the opportunity to eat the “First (what she calls it herself) Pussy" of the United States, the pussy she let marinade in her diaper shit all day. And then she tells you "faster don't stop," and you know you could kill all your Muslim Brotherhood handlers before CIA could put you down, but you swallow and endure, because you’re fucking Huma. You’re not going to lose your spy career and alimony over this. Just bear it. Bury your tongue and bear it.

Edit- this seems to have been the wrong thread. I'll leave it for posterity. 
6/4/2017 9:58:56 PM EDT
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Hydrostatic tractor>manual trans tractor.
6/4/2017 9:58:59 PM EDT
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I prefer charcoal briquettes to lump, I like a little A1 with my steak, I often use Montreal Steak seasoning on steak, I smoke food with a pellet grill, I like chain restaurants/Sysco, I still shave with a Mach 3 and colgate foam, my aluminum body f150 has the small ecoboost, my tractor has a hydrostatic transmission, I use an xim4 adapter to play console games with a keyboard and mouse, I have financed every vehicle I own plus my ztr and tractor.  Oh and I graduated with 250k in student loan debt but I do make over 200k a year.

There is a lot more but this is what comes to mind.
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Then you're burning your steaks. The only and I mean ONLY reason you could even remotely need steak sauce is if you're burning your steaks.

There is only one way to have your steak and that is rare. Period. People that stupidly say, "Derp... I like my steak medium/medium rare/anything other than rare" might as well have fucking pot roast or a hockey puck.

And rare is a specific steak condition on the steak continuum. Medium or anything else can be anywhere and ruined.

The rest of that shit, Meh. It's fucking inexcusable for you to be ruining steak, however.
6/4/2017 10:02:49 PM EDT
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I've been a member since 2002.  I didn't use my account for a while so I started a new one.  I'll never pay for social media of any form.  I'm fine seeing ads.
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I've been a member since 2002.  I didn't use my account for a while so I started a new one.  I'll never pay for social media of any form.  I'm fine seeing ads.
So you admit to having two accounts? Enjoy the ban.
6/4/2017 10:03:14 PM EDT
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My wife dips pizza in ketchup sometimes.  I'm not into traditional sports.  
6/4/2017 10:03:19 PM EDT
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Then you're burning your steaks. The only and I mean ONLY reason you could even remotely need steak sauce is if you're burning your steaks.

There is only one way to have your steak and that is rare. Period. People that stupidly say, "Derp... I like my steak medium/medium rare/anything other than rare" might as well have fucking pot roast or a hockey puck.

And rare is a specific steak condition on the steak continuum. Medium or anything else can be anywhere and ruined.

The rest of that shit, Meh. It's fucking inexcusable for you to be ruining steak, however.
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I cook them medium rare.  I don't drench the sauce on.  I take some bites with a little sauce and some without.
6/4/2017 10:04:05 PM EDT
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You can.
6/4/2017 10:04:31 PM EDT
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I also vape.....   Forgot that one.
6/4/2017 10:07:02 PM EDT
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I confess that I think OP is full of shit.
6/4/2017 10:08:36 PM EDT
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I've don't  use 2 accounts.  I had one that I stopped using like in 2006.  I don't have the email account associated with it and long ago forgot the password.  I just stopped using Arfcom.  A year or so later I decided to come back.
6/4/2017 10:11:16 PM EDT
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Holy hell man! What a dumpster fire!
6/4/2017 10:12:33 PM EDT
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I wish I had a tractor!  

You lucky bastard. 
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It's is awesome.  I got a LS 40hp tractor with a cab.  Nothing like using a bush hog in 90 degree plus weather in just some shorts with the A/C blasting and radio turned up.  Not a special of dust or drop of sweat.
6/4/2017 10:15:03 PM EDT
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6/4/2017 10:15:31 PM EDT
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Boomer Sooner!!!!
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That's the worst offense yet....scram.  you don't belong in my state

6/4/2017 10:19:58 PM EDT
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Sometimes I put on a pair of thigh boots, a red speedo and my Three Stooges suspenders  then run around with my pistol pretending I'm a post-apocalyptic regulator, like Sean Connery in Zardoz. The police said I can only do it inside my house from now on though. 
6/4/2017 10:20:19 PM EDT
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That's the worst offense yet....scram.  you don't belong in my state

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I'm an alumni from OU and OU College of Dentistry.  I am not even a sports fan.  Maybe if my kids go to USA then I'll root for the Jaguars.

Everybody tells me I have to pick a side.  I still haven't in over a year....
6/4/2017 10:21:38 PM EDT
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13ers.....

If he just forgot his old password they're not going to give a Shit.
6/4/2017 10:22:04 PM EDT
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Mach 3 is the best razor. But I prefer Barbasol.
6/4/2017 10:22:19 PM EDT
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I cook them medium rare.  I don't drench the sauce on.  I take some bites with a little sauce and some without.
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It's inexcusable.

You're ruining steaks.
6/4/2017 10:22:43 PM EDT
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I prefer charcoal briquettes to lump, I like a little A1 with my steak, I often use Montreal Steak seasoning on steak, I smoke food with a pellet grill, I like chain restaurants/Sysco, I still shave with a Mach 3 and colgate foam, my aluminum body f150 has the small ecoboost, my tractor has a hydrostatic transmission, I use an xim4 adapter to play console games with a keyboard and mouse, I have financed every vehicle I own plus my ztr and tractor.  Oh and I graduated with 250k in student loan debt but I do make over 200k a year.

There is a lot more but this is what comes to mind.

Oh yea I use a vape when I drink on the weekends.
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So you do all this normal guy stuff, but youre rich?  What's the matter with you?!
6/4/2017 10:26:48 PM EDT
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I sure don't feel rich.  Maybe in 10 more years when my student loans are gone.