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5/30/2017 5:11:57 PM EDT
Who's got the best mashed potato recipe?

I need to make some for a pot luck but mine are pretty boring.
5/30/2017 5:13:19 PM EDT
[#1]
Pot luck?

Jizz and cat hair
5/30/2017 5:13:26 PM EDT
[#2]
Potatoes

Shit tons of butter

Heavy cream or whole milk

Lots of salt
5/30/2017 5:14:39 PM EDT
[#3]
Peel potatoes.

Place in large pot.  

Cover them with heavy whipping cream, season with salt and white pepper.

SLOWLY bring to a simmer

Once potatoes are fork tender, remove from the cream.  (save the cream)

Run them through a ricer.

Gently fold in some Parmesan cheese, whole butter, and enough of the cooking cream to achieve your preferred texture.

Serve
5/30/2017 5:15:23 PM EDT
[#4]
I use real unsalted butter, canned milk (it's better) and lots of salt and pepper.
5/30/2017 5:15:47 PM EDT
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Shit tons of butter

Heavy cream or whole milk

Lots of salt
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And some sour cream or ranch

Dried parsley to make it pretty

Black pepper
5/30/2017 5:16:02 PM EDT
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Shit tons of butter

Heavy cream or whole milk

Lots of salt
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This but I use evaporated milk.
5/30/2017 5:17:01 PM EDT
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Peel potatoes.

Place in large pot.  

Cover them with heavy whipping cream, season with salt and white pepper.

SLOWLY bring to a simmer

Once potatoes are fork tender, remove from the cream.  (save the cream)

Run them through a ricer.

Gently fold in some Parmesan cheese, whole butter, and enough of the cooking cream to achieve your preferred texture.

Serve
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Sounds awesome!  The ricer/food mill really does make a big different.  To kick it up a notch put freshly roasted whole garlic in the cream, remove if you want to.
5/30/2017 5:18:22 PM EDT
[#8]
None of that crap

Boil your potatoes in a pot with a peeled onion. Strain out the onion, mash the taters, add cream, a little butter,  salt and pepper to taste.
5/30/2017 5:18:54 PM EDT
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Sounds awesome!  The ricer/food mill really does make a big different.  To kick it up a notch put freshly roasted whole garlic in the cream, remove if you want to.
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Correct.  If you whip the shit out of them they'll get all gluey.


BTW, This is how we did them at The Ritz-Carlton in Aspen, Colorado.
5/30/2017 5:19:43 PM EDT
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Peel potatoes.

Place in large pot.  

Cover them with heavy whipping cream, season with salt and white pepper.

SLOWLY bring to a simmer

Once potatoes are fork tender, remove from the cream.  (save the cream)

Run them through a ricer.

Gently fold in some Parmesan cheese, whole butter, and enough of the cooking cream to achieve your preferred texture.

Serve
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Well it did not take long for the cheese cretin crowd to chime in.
5/30/2017 5:20:54 PM EDT
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Well it did not take long for the cheese cretin crowd to chime in.
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Pls explain.
5/30/2017 5:23:11 PM EDT
[#12]
Thanks for the replies so far I really appreciate it.
5/30/2017 5:24:21 PM EDT
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Correct.  If you whip the shit out of them they'll get all gluey.


BTW, This is how we did them at The Ritz-Carlton in Aspen, Colorado.  
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Sounds awesome!  The ricer/food mill really does make a big different.  To kick it up a notch put freshly roasted whole garlic in the cream, remove if you want to.
Correct.  If you whip the shit out of them they'll get all gluey.


BTW, This is how we did them at The Ritz-Carlton in Aspen, Colorado.  
Yup - regardless of the add-ins, boil the potatoes, drain off the water and mash them dry. Don't add milk or butter until they're nearly fluffy from the mashing. Then melt the butter in, add cream, mash enough more to combine, then salt to taste. Done. 

Never whipped. Just don't do it. 
5/30/2017 5:27:44 PM EDT
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Who's got the best mashed potato recipe?

I need to make some for a pot luck but mine are pretty boring.
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http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/creamy-mashed-potatoes-recipe-1956220
5/30/2017 5:31:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Red potatoes boiled with the skin on. Add heavy cream, butter, minced garlic, and shredded smoked Gouda cheese.
5/30/2017 5:32:49 PM EDT
[#16]
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Shit tons of butter

Heavy cream or whole milk

Lots of salt
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Garlic, too.  And this is AWESOME on mashed potatoes.
5/30/2017 5:35:04 PM EDT
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Mom always put mayo in her mashed taters when I was a lad.  Only way my dad would eat them because that was how his mom made them.

Milk, butter and chives/ parsley for me.  I leave mine lumpy.
5/30/2017 5:37:39 PM EDT
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5/30/2017 5:48:04 PM EDT
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Well it did not take long for the cheese cretin crowd to chime in.
Pls explain.
The only reason cretins put cheese in mashed potatoes is because they don't know how to make good mashed potatoes and hope the cheese covers-up their failure.

A guy in hunt camp tried that shit and had he not lived in FL we would have ran his ass off. I peeled five fucking pounds of home-grown potatoes and that ass-bag put cheese in them.

A new hunt camp rule was born that day.....No cheese in the fucking mashed-taters.
5/30/2017 5:50:54 PM EDT
[#20]
make them with REAL butter, cream cheese, milk, salt and pepper and minced garlic.
5/30/2017 5:51:29 PM EDT
[#21]
For a special dinner, we leave about half the skin on red potatoes. Mash them by hand, leaving a few lumps intact.
Add roasted garlic, butter, cream or half and half and salt.
They stand alone fine without gravy.
5/30/2017 5:52:15 PM EDT
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The only reason cretins put cheese in mashed potatoes is because they don't know how to make good mashed potatoes and hope the cheese covers-up their failure.

A guy in hunt camp tried that shit and had he not lived in FL we would have ran his ass off. I peeled five fucking pounds of home-grown potatoes and that ass-bag put cheese in them.

A new hunt camp rule was born that day.....No cheese in the fucking mashed-taters.
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OR:  it could be a way to add saltiness within adding salt.

But WTF do I know?  
5/30/2017 5:52:54 PM EDT
[#23]
do NOT over mix!!!!!!!
you will have glue paste.
5/30/2017 6:18:45 PM EDT
[#24]
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OR:  it could be a way to add saltiness within adding salt.

But WTF do I know?  
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Or the fact that I fucking love cheesy mashed potatoes (the reason why I do it).
5/30/2017 6:19:34 PM EDT
[#25]
In addition to potatoes in salted water, I add some peeled whole garlic cloves, by the time the potatoes are cooked the clove is soft so I rice them together.  1/2 & 1/2 or whole milk, butter and salt and pepper as needed.
5/30/2017 6:25:48 PM EDT
[#26]
That's a tall order OP since everyone here is a Master Chef.
5/30/2017 6:27:09 PM EDT
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I use real unsalted butter, canned milk (it's better) and lots of salt and pepper.
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Add in some roasted garlic and this what I do, just dont grab the canned sweetened condensed milk instead of the evaporated milk...makes the taters taste funny.
5/30/2017 6:40:22 PM EDT
[#28]
Boil taties.

Drain and dump in bowl.

Add fuck ton of butter and some half and half.

Mash with your masher until no big chunks.

Use wisk on your hand blender and whip the living hell out of them.


That's how I make them and everyone loves them, it's like they've never had mashed potatoes before.
5/30/2017 6:41:23 PM EDT
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Correct.  If you whip the shit out of them they'll get all gluey.


BTW, This is how we did them at The Ritz-Carlton in Aspen, Colorado.  
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I don't have that problem unless I put too much milk in. I use russets.
5/30/2017 6:47:50 PM EDT
[#30]
Use baking potatoes.  Add some garlic as mentioned above.  
5/30/2017 6:48:55 PM EDT
[#31]
Ingredients are only part of the equation. If your technique sucks it doesn't matter.

Pro tip: after draining the water from your taters, Dry them on a cookie sheet at 200f for 15 minutes.
Then start mixing. Once mashed up add HOT cream and butter(milk is for pussies), roasted garlic paste, sour cream and salt.
5/30/2017 6:54:47 PM EDT
[#32]
Mix in a pack of Lipton Golden Onion soup mix. Your tongue will slap your brains out eating them.
5/30/2017 6:55:32 PM EDT
[#33]
I put in  garlic, in addition to milk & butter.
5/30/2017 7:05:58 PM EDT
[#34]


Instructions are on the internet somewhere.
5/30/2017 7:10:35 PM EDT
[#35]
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Peel potatoes.


Gently fold in some Parmesan cheese, whole butter,
Serve
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Shredded Parmesan and Romano cheese.  Top w/ crumbled BACON!!!  yum yum
5/30/2017 7:10:52 PM EDT
[#36]
Baking taters.
No peel. Boil till done.
Hand masher.
Garlic.... Little more garlic, fresh both times. Butter.
Half and half.
Salt and pepper.
5/30/2017 7:11:13 PM EDT
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Use baking potatoes.  This is for three large potatoes.  Peel, cut into large chunks and boil until fork tender.  Drain.  Add 1 stick of salted butter, 1 brick of cream cheese, 2 teaspoons of puréed garlic and add black pepper to taste.  Mash a little bit then add a quarter to a third cup whole milk and finish mashing.
5/30/2017 7:18:43 PM EDT
[#38]
IF YOU LIKE  mushrooms they are great in your favorite mash potato recipe
5/30/2017 8:48:01 PM EDT
[#39]
Great recipes for dinner at home. For a potluck? Tear open envelope and dump in boiling water.
5/30/2017 8:49:22 PM EDT
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5/30/2017 8:50:56 PM EDT
[#41]
Take entire bag of potatoes
Wash
Throw in trash and stop eating fillers.

Eat more meat and veggies.
5/30/2017 8:53:02 PM EDT
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My Grandmother.


Her chicken was good too


Hope the kitchen in heaven has air/con for her.
5/30/2017 9:35:13 PM EDT
[#43]
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5/30/2017 9:44:03 PM EDT
[#44]
I don't bother with a mixer, I use a hand masher.  More important, though, is a garlic press.

Red potatoes, skin on.  Boil until tender.

Drain, add milk (cream is gilding the lily), a bit of butter and some salt.  Add 1 clove of garlic through a garlic press.

Mash potatoes, adding milk to keep things smooth as the mashing process continues.  Take a long look and have a taste.

Add more milk, more mashing, another clove of garlic.  A tad too sloppy and liquid is better than too dense and dry.  Relax.

Now, an ingredient that will change your life:  Cabot Cheddar Cheese Shake.  It is a powder, and it is cheese power.

Dust it on, elevate the mashed potatoes.

Profit.
5/30/2017 9:51:05 PM EDT
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Shit tons of butter

Heavy cream or whole milk

Lots of salt
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Winner.  Shut it down.  Maybe add a little garlic powder/garlic salt.

ETA and no rancid ass sour creme or bullshit cheese either
5/30/2017 9:55:01 PM EDT
[#46]
Lots of interesting tips here
butter
garlic
onions
cream cheese
cream


I like boiling my potato chunks in chicken stock which I also add back if needed during the mashing process
5/30/2017 10:20:51 PM EDT
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The only reason cretins put cheese in mashed potatoes is because they don't know how to make good mashed potatoes and hope the cheese covers-up their failure.

A guy in hunt camp tried that shit and had he not lived in FL we would have ran his ass off. I peeled five fucking pounds of home-grown potatoes and that ass-bag put cheese in them.

A new hunt camp rule was born that day.....No cheese in the fucking mashed-taters.
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I'll subscribe to your cookbook, "They Joy of Cheese Is Bullshit." Keep that shit out of eggs, too.
5/30/2017 10:27:51 PM EDT
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Mix in a pack of Lipton Golden Onion soup mix. Your tongue guests will slap your brains out eating them and go home.
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Sorry man.
5/30/2017 10:30:15 PM EDT
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Yukon Gold potatoes cut into 1" chunks, steamed, not boiled, until tender, press through a ricer, gently fold in equal parts butter and Half&Half, salt and white pepper to taste.
5/30/2017 10:31:32 PM EDT
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I'll subscribe to your cookbook, "They Joy of Cheese Is Bullshit." Keep that shit out of eggs, too.
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The only reason cretins put cheese in mashed potatoes is because they don't know how to make good mashed potatoes and hope the cheese covers-up their failure.

A guy in hunt camp tried that shit and had he not lived in FL we would have ran his ass off. I peeled five fucking pounds of home-grown potatoes and that ass-bag put cheese in them.

A new hunt camp rule was born that day.....No cheese in the fucking mashed-taters.
I'll subscribe to your cookbook, "They Joy of Cheese Is Bullshit." Keep that shit out of eggs, too.
Boy that's no shit right there.  No cheese.
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