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5/28/2017 8:25:17 PM EDT
These cocksuckers purposely make the envolopes super thick and stuff them with cardboard. So I have to open them to get them to fit in the shredder. They really think I will read that shit before I stuff it down the shredder? Sometimes I want to jam it all inside the return envelope and stuff that fucker in the mail box and hope they have to pay extra fees to return it. Anyone else get annoyed by this too?
5/28/2017 8:27:31 PM EDT
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Why shread junk mail? Bc it has your address on it?  You have your aluminum hat on too tight.
5/28/2017 8:28:34 PM EDT
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most is credit card offers. I have hear people will fill those out and send them in with your info on them.
5/28/2017 8:36:13 PM EDT
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The shit piles up at my house if not controlled. I open stuff to make sure there is not a check then it goes into the burn pile in the smoker then all that shit gets burned up along with twigs and branches
5/28/2017 8:37:27 PM EDT
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YOU'RE STEALING MY BIT.  I HATED MAIL FIRST

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1997255_Mail-is-BS--a-racket-and-a-public-burden.html&page=1
5/28/2017 9:57:05 PM EDT
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Junk mail is my employment.  Thanks for chucking it out, I can make more. 
5/28/2017 9:59:46 PM EDT
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Alcom?
5/28/2017 10:03:12 PM EDT
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These cocksuckers purposely make the envolopes super thick and stuff them with cardboard. So I have to open them to get them to fit in the shredder. They really think I will read that shit before I stuff it down the shredder? Sometimes I want to jam it all inside the return envelope and stuff that fucker in the mail box and hope they have to pay extra fees to return it. Anyone else get annoyed by this too?
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Fire.
Fire is your friend.

Burn that shit.
5/28/2017 10:03:22 PM EDT
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Junk mail is my employment.  Thanks for chucking it out, I can make more. 
Alcom?
No.
Its not our exclusive product.. but we do print some of it.
5/28/2017 10:06:09 PM EDT
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Free kindling for your fireplace...
5/28/2017 10:09:29 PM EDT
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If I didn't get junk mail, I'd get no mail at all (excepting EE Priority packages )

My biggest bitch is, they've started using high-quality plastic envelopes you can't  just tear in half and throw away.

5/28/2017 10:19:06 PM EDT
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And checking account offers?  I get a $500 cash offer from Chase probably twice a month.  They make it look like a check from the outside so I always get suckered into opening it.  Their bank much suck if they need to pay you that much to open a checking account. Oh wait.  I already have a checking account with them so their offer proves their marketing people aren't talking to anyone else.  Also, I got a notice last month that they were closing my checking account for nonuse.  Why would I agree to opening another account?z
5/28/2017 10:24:27 PM EDT
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Someone must read it or they'd stop sending it.

Edit Long time ago I did some targeted mass mailings (well not very mass but whatever) I did get a get few hits, and guess I did pretty good for the limited mailings I did but I also generated a ton of no money pain in the as calls.
5/28/2017 10:36:39 PM EDT
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I use their return env to mail their stuff back to them all the time
5/28/2017 10:39:41 PM EDT
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There are opt-out programs for a lot of junk mail. It won't cover mailings from companies you otherwise do business with, though - so you can still get offers from your bank, you just won't get stuff (or as much stuff) from anybody else.
5/28/2017 10:41:21 PM EDT
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Taped to a piece of 2x4 or a brick.
5/28/2017 10:59:15 PM EDT
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Came here to post this... saltine crackers are one of my favorite things to send back.
5/28/2017 11:04:46 PM EDT
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I just have a box and use them to start fires in my firepit.
5/28/2017 11:10:49 PM EDT
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These cocksuckers purposely make the envolopes super thick and stuff them with cardboard. So I have to open them to get them to fit in the shredder. They really think I will read that shit before I stuff it down the shredder? Sometimes I want to jam it all inside the return envelope and stuff that fucker in the mail box and hope they have to pay extra fees to return it. Anyone else get annoyed by this too?
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