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5/5/2017 11:44:07 AM EDT
If you connected with? a woman on all levels but the sex was horrible would you date her?
5/5/2017 11:45:20 AM EDT
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I guess training her to your liking is out of the question?
5/5/2017 11:46:37 AM EDT
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I've dated girls who were dead fish on their backs.

Sex was still good, but got stale after a while.
5/5/2017 11:47:51 AM EDT
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Tried last night.she wasn't having it and it fucking sucked
5/5/2017 11:48:33 AM EDT
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no.
5/5/2017 11:49:41 AM EDT
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Tried last night.she wasn't having it and it fucking sucked
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Ouch, that's a mood killer
5/5/2017 11:50:59 AM EDT
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Nope.  A while after my divorce, I dated a woman who I connected with on many levels.  I thought she was a keeper.  Then we had sex.  She just laid there.  No emotion or reaction.  I ended that relationship the next day.
5/5/2017 12:37:15 PM EDT
[#7]
No.
5/5/2017 12:39:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Sounds painful.
5/5/2017 12:47:26 PM EDT
[#9]
I kinda married her so... ya it will likely get better but I say don't do it.

Or at least let her know and see if she warms up to it a little better.
5/5/2017 12:49:10 PM EDT
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Nope.  A while after my divorce, I dated a woman who I connected with on many levels.  I thought she was a keeper.  Then we had sex.  She just laid there.  No emotion or reaction.  I ended that relationship the next day.
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Did you try choking her... either that or telling her what a turn on it is that she seems dead while you do it?
5/5/2017 1:09:46 PM EDT
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Tried last night.she wasn't having it and it fucking sucked
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I guess training her to your liking is out of the question?
Tried last night.she wasn't having it and it fucking sucked
If she can suck that would be good
5/5/2017 1:11:53 PM EDT
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No,

But. Remain "friends" let her think that you are a standby cock. Women love having a few of those around, steal a toothy blowjob from her every now and again.

Then harvest her friend pool. Easy poon, delivered.

I knew a gal when I lived in Seattle. She was cool and rowdy with a stripper body  but a face like Lady Gaga.

We hung out, went to the club's together, she introduced me to all of her much hotter friends. I got more tang than a fucking space station.

Oddly enough were still great friends 20 years later. Only true plutonic friend I've ever had.

Much like a shark and one of those little suckerfish. She helped me find the food to hunt, I kept the predators away from her. A mutual relationship.
5/5/2017 1:16:34 PM EDT
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Doubtful you will get her to change much.  Well, meth.  You could pretty much bend her will like a pretzel and probably destroy her as a human for a good long time using dopamine surges to rewire reward pathways and risk assessment thinking.  But that would be wrong.  Sociopathic.

As for pork chops, either
  • smothered in onions and sauerkraut, or
  • served with a berry reduction.
I could go either way.  Depends on my mood.
5/5/2017 1:17:50 PM EDT
[#14]
Fuck no.
5/5/2017 1:19:43 PM EDT
[#15]
No point. No
5/5/2017 1:19:58 PM EDT
[#16]
Someone of your cache?  Never.
5/5/2017 1:22:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Give it one more shot (no pun intended).
If it's the same disaster a second time around, that ain't good
5/5/2017 1:23:03 PM EDT
[#18]
I married her!!!
5/5/2017 1:24:42 PM EDT
[#19]
define horrible sex.


i really am not very picky.
5/5/2017 1:27:59 PM EDT
[#20]
the dead fish you just gotta toss them around like a rag doll. move their hips the way you want them to move.
5/5/2017 1:28:48 PM EDT
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Nope.  A while after my divorce, I dated a woman who I connected with on many levels.  I thought she was a keeper.  Then we had sex.  She just laid there.  No emotion or reaction.  I ended that relationship the next day.
Did you try choking her... either that or telling her what a turn on it is that she seems dead while you do it?
I am surprised one or 2 arfcommers aren't already here quoting me for posterity.

But no, I did not.  I did, however, tell her she fucked like a dead fish.

You can probably find the Night Crew thread when that happened.  It was hilarious.
5/5/2017 1:29:12 PM EDT
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OP, the answer is no. You will come to long for really good sex, and the only option is for you to stray. And that will kill off the relationship, too, but with more bloodshed.

Really fell for a woman a few years ago. She was awesome, beautiful, funny, smart, everything. I was in love. But when it eventually got to the bed stage, she was like a victim ... she just lay there with her eyes closed like I was raping her or something. No amount of kissing and tenderness would thaw the ice. I had to wonder if she had either been molested at an early age, or if she was just never taught that sex is fun.

I edged away from her, even though I still think about her from time to time. Heard that she has married and been divorced twice now, and I strongly suspect sex is the culprit. You just gotta have a woman who will joyfully roll in the hay with you.
5/5/2017 1:30:16 PM EDT
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How long you guys been seeing each other? If it's comfortable for you just tell her she seems emotionless in the sack play it off as a concern thing. Ask her if she's just not interested or if something happened to her before....
5/5/2017 1:32:56 PM EDT
[#24]
you probably have a micro penis
5/5/2017 1:33:01 PM EDT
[#25]
Could always ask her what she likes.
5/5/2017 1:33:13 PM EDT
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i really am not very picky.
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As a young man, an old timer gave me this advice:
"Pussy is just a warm place to (fill in the blank)"

At the time, there seemed to be wisdom in that
5/5/2017 1:34:59 PM EDT
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As a young man, an old timer gave me this advice:
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Really? I expect much more than just a warm hole.

Hell sometimes I pull out and finish myself off all over her face
5/5/2017 1:36:02 PM EDT
[#28]
No.
5/5/2017 1:36:31 PM EDT
[#29]
Just because she's not into pegging is no reason to dump her.
5/5/2017 1:37:56 PM EDT
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Same deal in your late-teens?
Maybe I wasn't that cerebral in my youth
5/5/2017 1:38:06 PM EDT
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This.

TC
5/5/2017 1:38:58 PM EDT
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Same deal in your late-teens?
Maybe I wasn't that cerebral in my youth
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No I had to be trained
5/5/2017 1:40:12 PM EDT
[#33]
IN on another porkchop fuck thread.

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5/5/2017 1:51:18 PM EDT
[#34]
Go find a nurse that likes horses.  You will not have this issue any longer....
5/5/2017 1:53:26 PM EDT
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Tried last night.she wasn't having it and it fucking sucked
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How bad could it be?
5/5/2017 1:54:28 PM EDT
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Someone of your cache?  Never.
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Ummmmm..Boo hoo?
5/5/2017 1:58:18 PM EDT
[#37]
I dated a beautiful, busty and very fit ballerina one time. She was awesome but did that weird tongue darting in and out thing when we made out, and was like a sack of potatoes when we banged. It was creepy. We broke up.
5/5/2017 2:28:05 PM EDT
[#38]
I thought dating in this day & age meant Fukn. So NOT NO but Hell NO.
Life is too short for spitters, rug fucks & missionaries.
If she asks why you stopped 'dating' then you can tell her why.
5/5/2017 2:33:14 PM EDT
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Nope.  A while after my divorce, I dated a woman who I connected with on many levels.  I thought she was a keeper.  Then we had sex.  She just laid there.  No emotion or reaction.  I ended that relationship the next day.
Did you try choking her... either that or telling her what a turn on it is that she seems dead while you do it?
Lulz this place is great!!!
5/5/2017 2:37:46 PM EDT
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Have you tried talking to her about what you like?  Some girls are shy or less experienced and unless you tell them what you like or like to do how can you expect them to be pleasers.  Had this issue several times then I got wise and talked to her about it and things changed for the better.  One girl was so shy she could not have sex completely naked and would have to keep her bra on.  If you do not talk to her about it how can she know she is bad or not pleasing you.
5/5/2017 2:45:55 PM EDT
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Have you tried talking to her about what you like?  Some girls are shy or less experienced and unless you tell them what you like or like to do how can you expect them to be pleasers.  Had this issue several times then I got wise and talked to her about it and things changed for the better.  One girl was so shy she could not have sex completely naked and would have to keep her bra on.  If you do not talk to her about it how can she know she is bad or not pleasing you.
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That bullshit may have flown when we were 15 .

Lights on , yes, it is going in your mouth, buttplay at the ladies discretion. You are expected to have riding skills and you better be able to arch your back. I didn't spend all that time learning how to make a woman come to fuck a dead starfish.

Grow up, if a girl has that many hangups she can do that shit somewhere else.
5/5/2017 2:54:11 PM EDT
[#42]
Went out with a gal and the first time she was just laying there and taking it and I was thinking this is going to suck. Well after a few more times she started to get the hang of things and I found out her previous partner was pretty lame.
5/5/2017 2:55:01 PM EDT
[#43]
BTDT- no.

Bad sex would lead me to infidelity faster than no sex.