Posted: 4/7/2017 10:04:24 PM EDT
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The weekend only lasts 2 days.
What makes you wish you could call in sick Monday 
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I took the dog out around 8 this evening and started to slip on the top step because it was icy in a sneaky way, reached out and grabbed the door handle to keep from going ass over tincups and somehow locked the door. I didn't realize this until the dog was done and we both wanted to go back inside where it was warm and not windy...or pitch black because for some inexplicable reason I hadn't turned on the outside lights either. I also inexplicably didn't have my keys, gun, knife, or cell phone on me either, my GF was at work and the closest neighbor is about a mile away...down a dirt road with no lights, and of course I'm dressed in too thin for being outside for more than the 10 minutes it typically takes for the dog to do his business given the weather today clothes, which for some random reason were all dark colored, with a black dog on a leash...on a cloudy night, and the road basically being a black tunnel through the trees. So my problems were fucking legion but also all self-inflicted (except for the dog being black that is) because my brain was missing, probably because I've had 4 hours sleep in the past 3 days.
So no, it wasn't my typical Friday night. 
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