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4/2/2017 7:20:30 AM EDT


I just saw this which I assume is a april fools joke.

I immediately turned to my fiance and said "I need this and a fucking mountain lion!"

she said "NO!"

I said "do you know how tactical a mountian lion with body armor would be?!"

and she perked up and said "REALLY TACTICAL!"

oh well, I can dream...
4/2/2017 7:21:29 AM EDT
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I was not disappointed with this thread.
4/2/2017 7:26:33 AM EDT
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People that don't think cats are tactical, have never seen one thrown as a missile weapon.
4/2/2017 7:28:33 AM EDT
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People that don't think cats are tactical, have never seen one thrown as a missile weapon.
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have you ever heard of someone getting a mountain lion hurled at them and walking away?
didn't think so.
that's because they're fucking dead!
4/2/2017 7:33:54 AM EDT
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Needs more molle
4/2/2017 7:36:44 AM EDT
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Man, you could mess up your back throwing a mountain lion at some asshole.  I try to never go bigger than a Maine Coon, but a babcat or serval will do if you are really pissed off.
4/2/2017 7:39:12 AM EDT
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*runs down the road to the farm to get baby kitteh possum army*


Damn you arfcom.
4/2/2017 7:41:38 AM EDT
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4/2/2017 7:46:45 AM EDT
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This thread brought me a much needed chuckle this morning. I needed that - thanks.

Cat missile

Cheers!
-JC
4/2/2017 7:59:36 AM EDT
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4/2/2017 9:20:44 AM EDT
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Damn you guys! Now I want to armor my cats.
4/2/2017 9:23:26 AM EDT
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Damn you guys! Now I want to up-armor my cats.
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FIFY
4/2/2017 9:30:57 AM EDT
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http://www.safariland.com/dw/image/v2/AAQV_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-safariland-master/default/dwee29adf5/images/products/BodyArmor/meow10.jpg?sw=600&sh=600&sm=fit

I just saw this which I assume is a april fools joke.

I immediately turned to my fiance and said "I need this and a fucking mountain lion!"

she said "NO!"

I said "do you know how tactical a mountian lion with body armor would be?!"

and she perked up and said "REALLY TACTICAL!"

oh well, I can dream...
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First I've seen it for cats but have used it quite a bit for hog hunting dogs