[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Tonight's Weird Thread (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/30/2017 7:27:29 PM EDT
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You have to lose two fingers from each hand.
I don't know why. You just do. Which two fingers do you choose to lose and why? To make it easier for members to read your response, please refer to your fingers by the following number system. Thumb = 1 Pointer = 2 Middle = 3 Ring = 4 Pinky = 5 ETA: Personally, I think the answer is obvious, but I've been giving this quite a bit of thought. |
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That just killed your whole scenario.If it was diseased you wouldn't have a choice which one it was But, we won't know now because you shoved a scalpel in his neck. Nice going. He was the top doctor on fingernail cancer too. |
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When you say, "tonight's weird thread", does that mean it will
be the only weird thread? How are you going to enforce that? Who decides if a thread is weird? Is there a penalty for other weird threads? You just opened up a whole can of worms there buddy- a can that an eight fingered man likely cannot handle. |
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When you say, "tonight's weird thread", does that mean it will be the only weird thread? How are you going to enforce that? Who decides if a thread is weird? Is there a penalty for other weird threads? You just opened up a whole can of worms there buddy- a can that an |
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You have to lose two fingers from each hand. I don't know why. You just do. Which two fingers do you choose to lose and why? To make it easier for members to read your response, please refer to your fingers by the following number system. Thumb = 1 Pointer = 2 Middle = 3 Ring = 4 Pinky = 5 ETA: Personally, I think the answer is obvious, but I've been giving this quite a bit of thought. Does it have to be the same from both hands? This is important. |
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Does it have to be the same from both hands? This is important. Quoted:
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You have to lose two fingers from each hand. I don't know why. You just do. Which two fingers do you choose to lose and why? To make it easier for members to read your response, please refer to your fingers by the following number system. Thumb = 1 Pointer = 2 Middle = 3 Ring = 4 Pinky = 5 ETA: Personally, I think the answer is obvious, but I've been giving this quite a bit of thought. Does it have to be the same from both hands? This is important. No. It can vary by hand. Your choice. |
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4 and 5 both hands. they always seem to be dragging behind in any hand movements. especial the pinky. that fucker is just dead weight. 
It appears to be the only thing that is keeping your beverage from bouncing off the sidewalk. 1 & 5 appear to be the point men in that operation with 2, 3 & 4 just operating in a support role. |
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EACH hand. Go sit in the corner. Arfcom needs a remedial reading forum. Quoted:
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5 and 5... I can pick my nose with my ring finger. Might be hard to get at the deep belly button lint but I will survive. Go sit in the corner. Arfcom needs a remedial reading forum. I think you have to keep at least 1 thumb and one pointer finger. At some point wiping your ass comes into play here.... just kill me |
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Is 5 dead weight? https://aminus3.s3.amazonaws.com/image/g0019/u00018961/i00744013/68854a152e90458edca16fad93543779_large.jpg It appears to be the only thing that is keeping your beverage from bouncing off the sidewalk. |
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IS she more in shock because her kid made the shocker ?
Or the fact that his father made the same exact face when he did it to her 7-8 years ago... |
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Excellent question. I hadn't considered that. No. It can vary by hand. Your choice. R: 3,4 Purely for the operation of firearms. I'm thinking pinky is going to contribute more at the bottom of the grip for the shooting hand, obviously trigger finger and thumb must be retained as well. Most off-hand operations will be possible with only thumb, index, and middle finger. It's possible that I chose poorly. I'll never be able to throw up the horns again 
ETA: Well, I guess my right hand will always be throwing up the horns, so I'll have that going for me, which is nice. |
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You have to lose two fingers from each hand. I don't know why. You just do. Which two fingers do you choose to lose and why? To make it easier for members to read your response, please refer to your fingers by the following number system. Thumb = 1 Pointer = 2 Middle = 3 Ring = 4 Pinky = 5 ETA: Personally, I think the answer is obvious, but I've been giving this quite a bit of thought. But you want to keep the digits that help you grip so I would lose 4 and 5 on both hands. I can sill play drums, turn open door knobs, operate a gun, hold a knife, eat with a fork or spoon, pick my nose, use a computer mouse, drive a car, use a screwdriver/pliers/wrench, write with a pen/pencil. Bowling would be out of the question, but I'm not big into bowling. |
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no the pinky is under the can cause it doesn't have the length or strength to pull its own weight. Quoted:
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Is 5 dead weight? https://aminus3.s3.amazonaws.com/image/g0019/u00018961/i00744013/68854a152e90458edca16fad93543779_large.jpg It appears to be the only thing that is keeping your beverage from bouncing off the sidewalk. You must have gotten some bum pinkies. |
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just look at the pinky. it's the weak one. hold your hand out in front of yourself. the pinky is off to side pointing in some far off direction. it's not even part of the team. |
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just look at the pinky. it's the weak one. hold your hand out in front of yourself. the pinky is off to side pointing in some far off direction. it's not even part of the team. |
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4,5 maybe I'll finally be able to appreciate the grip on a Glock 26
Nah never happen fingers/no fingers I thought about keeping the pointer & the pinky useful for gripping bats knives spatulas rakes steering wheels but I think I could make do with the pointer and middle finger |
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4,5 maybe I'll finally be able to appreciate the grip on a Glock 26 Nah never happen fingers/no fingers I thought about keeping the pointer & the pinky useful for gripping bats knives spatulas rakes steering wheels but I think I could make do with the pointer and middle finger |
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I don't get the pinky hate. Put one hand right on the blade of the other hand and then flex your pinky. There's a lot of grip muscle coming from that little digit. The whole blade of your hand is pinky muscle. the pinky, just look at it. it is short and weak. it is definitely the runt of the hand. i believe the pinky is a relic of a by gone time. perhaps at one time it stood proud and tall as it's brethren. that time has past. it has slowly atrophied in to an evolutionary impasse. i hazard to guess in a few more generations. the pinky shall cease to exist. |