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3/28/2017 7:09:04 PM EDT
My yard is pathetic and it's bad and I feel bad. Three weeks ago I used a weed and feed over the yard, well it definitely killed most of the weeds but there's no grass.

I believe that the soil is mostly clay or chert fill, I believe that's the main culprit into my barren field of wild onions, fucks, and grass.

What do I need to do for a lush green lawn?





3/28/2017 7:13:10 PM EDT
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Dig it all up and put down some good soil lay fresh sod to start
3/28/2017 7:13:21 PM EDT
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U can't seed until the weed n feed wears off.  Then, seed like hell with some starter fertilizer with crabgrass preventer.  The starter fert works with grass seed (Scotts Starter fert)
3/28/2017 7:17:39 PM EDT
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You need topsoil. Clay/chert has no organic matter in it and it will not support plant growth. It also doesn't retain moisture worth a damn either.
3/28/2017 7:17:43 PM EDT
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Astroturf

3/28/2017 7:21:17 PM EDT
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3/28/2017 7:21:55 PM EDT
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or green paint? Seriously, op the advice about new soil and reseeding or laying carpet grass seems to be the way to go at this point.
3/28/2017 7:23:18 PM EDT
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Price that shit installed and report back. 
3/28/2017 7:25:25 PM EDT
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you need a roto tiller, grass seed and straw.

its frigging grass.  grow some.
3/28/2017 7:39:41 PM EDT
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3/28/2017 7:40:58 PM EDT
[#10]
Jesus, water might help.
3/28/2017 7:42:01 PM EDT
[#11]
What ever happened with the creature that was digging holes in your yard?
3/28/2017 7:43:49 PM EDT
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It's not a one year fix.

In the fall you should aerate, or till the soil.  Seed, lime and fertilizer and straw.

Hopefully you will get enough winter moisture to get the grass growing.

Hire a law service to spray your lawn 4 times a year with fertilizer and week killer.  Mow wekly and water when necessary.

In maybe 3 years you will have a nice lawn.
3/28/2017 7:44:36 PM EDT
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Sod ? Ive laid pallets of sod in GA. It works. Of course they were filled with fire ants so that was extra awesome.
3/28/2017 7:47:18 PM EDT
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I've outsourced my tilling work.
3/28/2017 7:49:39 PM EDT
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We all make over $75,000 a year here, so it's not a big deal. 
3/28/2017 8:03:26 PM EDT
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I have revived yards worse than that before. You need to wait about 10 weeks from Pre-M application. I am not a fan of adding additional soil due to settling. Once you are in the clear with chemicals:
1.  Rent a dingo with a harley rake and prep the ground.  I don't bother spraying/killing off what's there, but you can with Glycophosphate.
2.  Applt 18-24-12 starter fert and your seed of choice. For Fescue, I shoot for 10lbs/1000sf.
3.  Straw over top. I get 250sf per bale.
4.  Water the piss out of it until you see germination, then back off a little.  Water is 50% of the key to success.
3/28/2017 8:27:36 PM EDT
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Nailed it.
3/28/2017 8:30:40 PM EDT
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Since my yard is mostly clay, would gypsum help?
3/28/2017 8:34:22 PM EDT
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No, watering clay turns the yard to a slick muddy mess.

It's rained several times a week for the last few weeks.
3/28/2017 8:38:20 PM EDT
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Do not straw.  Straw is what builders put down over "grass" when they are trying to spend as little as possible and tell prospective buyers that they will have a beautiful lawn by summer or fall.

You're in Bama, so I'm not sure if most lawns are a bermuda or zoysia type lawn, or fescue.  

If fescue, and you don't want to wait until mid- September, kill everything right now.  Till it and work in a 1"-2" layer of mushroom much, seed, fertilize with starter fertilizer, cover very lightly with peat moss, and keep it moist.  You will have grass very quickly in these temps...but...you will lose a fair amount in the summer heat, so you will want to keep it watered to preserve as much as possible.  Aerate again in the fall, over seed, and cover with peat moss...next summer will be awesome.

If bermuda/zoysia, kill everything, wait until mid-May, till it, work in mushroom mulch, sprig your yard, fertilize, and keep it moist.  It will grow quickly, and you will hear it growing by the time July rolls around.  
3/28/2017 8:40:15 PM EDT
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You need a soil sample, and that will provide exactly what your ground is lacking. Till it up with some good top soil apply fertilizer and water it just enough to keep the soil moist not saturated. Just my humble opinion.
3/28/2017 8:43:18 PM EDT
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3/28/2017 8:47:30 PM EDT
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Wouldn't that just turn into wine?
3/28/2017 8:48:26 PM EDT
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Put a swimming pool there, nothing will ever grow in that shit anyway.
3/28/2017 8:55:32 PM EDT
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It's the front yard. Nobody wants to see a hairy man beast like me naked.
3/28/2017 9:03:47 PM EDT
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Take a soil sample first,  look around and see what type grass works best for your area.  Nutrition and proper maintenance is everything.  Check for parasites,  your choice of grass type may not be suitable for your area.
3/28/2017 9:05:15 PM EDT
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Thank you I needed that chuckle.
3/28/2017 9:37:11 PM EDT
[#28]
Do this, do that, do this...


Call a pro.. I did the math and i found out that i spent just as much to try and do it my self and get shitty results  vs paying a pro who makes my lawn look fucking beautiful.

From where you are at, its probably going to take a couple of seasons worth of work but call a pro.. Save your self the time and wasted money.

All i do is water and cut.. They do the rest and it cost me zero more dollars and i save on labor.

just my .02
3/28/2017 9:39:28 PM EDT
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No, watering clay turns the yard to a slick muddy mess.

It's rained several times a week for the last few weeks.
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plants need water to grow.. You are going to have to water it.. Stay off it while it grows.
3/28/2017 9:45:32 PM EDT
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Put down 6" of crushed limestone and try to keep the Bermuda grass out of it.
3/28/2017 9:48:37 PM EDT
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Needs more dog poop
3/28/2017 9:56:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Whatever you put in you're going to have to water at least a little.

And if you have trees every four feet, you won't have a nice yard.  "Nice wooded lot" is a joke to make you pay more.

I see people all the time with 20-30 massive oak trees in a small yard wondering why their grass looks like shit. Meanwhile every last nutrient and drop of water has been sucked dry by these massive trees and you're tripping over sticks and leaf clippings. Give me a break.
3/28/2017 10:02:03 PM EDT
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Gypsum may help.  It needs to be tilled into and blended with the native soil.  This allows water and air to travel through the soil.

Google 'Soil Labs' in your area.  Send a sample of your soil to the lab.  They will analyze it and tell you what and how much to add to your soil.  

Go with sod if you can.  If you use seed, any weeds that come up have to be removed by hand.  No weed killers on a newly seeded lawn.
3/28/2017 10:12:58 PM EDT
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Weed and feed, more is not always better.
Clay SUCKS.
I laid sod and all the dirt washed away.
My only saving grace is I mulch and do not bag.

Tagging for suggestions.

I've had luck with a yearly aeration and fertilizer immediately after.
I literally use a pickaxe when digging holes for shrubs/trees.
3/28/2017 10:19:11 PM EDT
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It's the front yard. Nobody wants to see a hairy man beast like me naked.
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Wife was concerned folks could see us over our fence.

I'm like, let 'em look.

That'll teach 'em.....

3/28/2017 10:22:02 PM EDT
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Very poor soil. I would be conservative in how much area you devote to a lawn. You're likely going to need a lot of top soil and have to water a quite often.
3/28/2017 10:28:53 PM EDT
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3/28/2017 10:40:11 PM EDT
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I think Jesus might be the only thing that helps at this point.  
3/28/2017 10:53:59 PM EDT
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Not my dogwood
3/28/2017 11:07:29 PM EDT
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Take a soil sample from 6 different areas in your yard and send  them to Auburn for analysis. You can google the directions and address. It is senseless to plant anything if it won't grow. Be patient because this process will take a few years.
3/28/2017 11:08:26 PM EDT
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